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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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You either die a hero (stop reading fanfiction past a certain age, remembering it as a pleasant activity of your teenage years) or live long enough to become the villain (start developing weird-ass kinks in your adult life that get progressively more bizzare with each year spent on ao3)

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i want a mysterious source of income

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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[ My ass tried to paint a glass object… never again [probably a lie I’ll probably do it again] ]

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*

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If you're cold, you can always just add layers until you're nice and cozy. But if you're already naked and you're still sweaty and sticky and hot, best you can do is rip off your skin, which isn't as nice

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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Those sugar baby bot comments get me cause I absolutely would send you pictures of my ass or w/e for Four Thousand dollars a week but I know they're not real. Don't even joke lad

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Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

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