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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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something in fleabag about the names. we see the most intimate, uncomfortable, raw moments in these people's lives and yet half of the main characters don't have names. we call the main character fleabag because not one character throughout the entire series ever addresses her by name. we call her fleabag. no one's asked her a question in forty-five minutes. they make jabs about her need to be the center of attention. they never say her name. we call her fleabag.

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Fleabag S2E6

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Tuesday February 14.

To the love of our life: Possums

O be still, our beating hearts. However you say it, say it with feeling. Not with just a cheap bouquet of flowers, or a scrimpy box of chocolates. Heart-shaped balloons won't cut the mustard every year, remember. And however you say it, remember it's not just for today, but for each and every day of the year. Because, we will have you know, #possums are not just for February 14th, this day of love, romance, and l'amour, but for all 365 days of the year. And aren't they just the damned cutiest? But there's a lot more to them than simply being the love of our collective lives. If you too are celebrating this most special day in tribute to our favorite marsupial, then come join the love nest right here in Tumblr's #possum community where you will find a bottomless trove of fanart, GIFs, and posts perfect for February 14th.

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someone’s going through it

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A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

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Tuesday February 14.

To the love of our life: Possums

O be still, our beating hearts. However you say it, say it with feeling. Not with just a cheap bouquet of flowers, or a scrimpy box of chocolates. Heart-shaped balloons won't cut the mustard every year, remember. And however you say it, remember it's not just for today, but for each and every day of the year. Because, we will have you know, #possums are not just for February 14th, this day of love, romance, and l'amour, but for all 365 days of the year. And aren't they just the damned cutiest? But there's a lot more to them than simply being the love of our collective lives. If you too are celebrating this most special day in tribute to our favorite marsupial, then come join the love nest right here in Tumblr's #possum community where you will find a bottomless trove of fanart, GIFs, and posts perfect for February 14th.

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middle schoolers will literally say anything to each other. i had my 6th graders working on a translation and one of them told his classmate "look it up, dictionary boy" when he wanted to know what a word meant as if that wasn't the funniest thing you could possibly say in that situation

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I'm on some kind of gayass journey

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"I could fix her" well actually I like evil women and I'll let her commit crimes in the name of love

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starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

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DOES YOUR FAVORITE DIRT-LOVING DIGGER NEED A LITTLE EXTRA ENCOURAGEMENT?

Here’s a way to put the pep back in their pick:

Archaeology Valentines Extravaganza pt. 2

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WANNA SHOW YOUR ARCHAEOLOGIST SOME TLC THIS VALENTINES SEASON?

Then you’ve come to the right place!

Stay tuned - there’s so much more…