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listen to me. i am not letting you out of the space between dimensions until you vote for sensui and itsuki for ultimate gay anime villains of all time. be a good girl and vote and i promise not to leave you in here to rot for all eternity

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vote for sensui and itsuki if you care about evil gay people who were the BLUEPRINT they didnt defy god just to lose to a jojo character know your goddamn history

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On the subject of martyrdom

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ill never understand this pic

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im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

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every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

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Bear Nation (2010). Excerpt from a documentary about the gay bear community.

[ID: A bear with a flat top haircut and a grey beard sits in a chair, speaking to the interviewer. He is wearing a grey top. He has hairy arms, a hairy chest, and is heavy-set. He says, “I call the bear community The Goonies of the gay community. ‘Cause they accept almost anything, and they want you to be comfortable. I just think it’s really important that people know they’ve got a place to go.” He becomes emotional, tearing up. “Society can be very mean. All I want to do is have a chance to find somebody to love. Live a pretty normal life. And enjoy it. And be able to shine. And the bear community allows you that.“ END ID.]

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sobbing crying switching to a new purse and having to choose between keeping my lint roller and my copy of the metamorphosis

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proof of crucifixion call that showing hole

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picking up and putting away items in the store like yes I am getting a good grade in being a customer which IS a normal thing to want and possible to achieve

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neighbors are using a jackhammer right now for some fucking reason i am going to leave my house im so sorry to every lawnmower and leafblower ive ever complained about NEVER TRUST A BITCH WITH A POOL IN THEIR BACKYARD

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women in stem: side wound, theophagy, eurachrist, mary magdalene

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i want short hair i want hair that goes down to my ass i want pink hair i like my natural hair i want to bleach my hair i like my natural hair i want red hair i want natural highlights i want red highlights i want to feel awake when my eyes are open

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pink teal and yellow!! (but for pink honestly that applies to everyone in the polycule djgkgj) also let's go to the woods bestie let's gooo 💖

yes lets gooooo among the trees we can write whatever emails we want and be so so mysterious thats the dream im yes 💜💜💜💜💜

send me a color!!!

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pink and teal (but only worded with the same eloquence and sacrilege as the side wound posts ❤️)

thank you for validating my slightly off vibes and hopes and dreams and I love your trust in me yes I could write professional emails much easier if i could word them like a side wound post but APPARENTLY you have to use appropriate language and tone or whatever :eyeroll: anyway more sacrilege in emails 2021

send me a color!!

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yellow 💖 oh and pink but aren't we all (we all = polyculed) 💖💖

yesss ty 🌳🎋🌳 lets all (the polyculed) stand in woods in a slightly off-putting and prophetic and mysterious way that sounds great ty also HAPPY BDAY AGAIN

send me a color!!

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hiiiii i stole this from twittler send me colors <3