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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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@dinlukeweek  Day2: Marriage Vows

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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I have one that every year likes to build hers among/ behind anti-bird spikes

Doves and Robins are masters of raising chicks in places you would not think a bird could, but in the opposite directions.

Robins are out there engineering a perfectly stable four-bedroom suburban home with an in ground pool on half an inch of exposed drainpipe, and doves will see a pothole in the middle of a busy parking lot and say "this is a good place for eggs :)"

"Are you… going to build a nest in the hole?" ask the robins

"A What?" The dove asks, laying her egg directly into a puddle at the bottom.

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Found on Facebook. Just so y'all know where my blog stands.

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

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Star Wars as text posts because I got bored ✨

part 2 / part 3

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I desperately wish they would just completely remake the original movies in this animated style complete with the original audio

the amount of money I would throw at this is not up for debate

Thanks Galaxy of Adventures for:

Anyways here's Anakin's children (including R2) looking cool.

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So shout out to my little sister for saving my dumb ass

Was trying to reach something through the slats in my headboard, managed to get my arm stuck and was in a position I couldn't do anything since I was mostly pinned against a wall.

Also not helpful that my house is on the warmer side and i was (knowingly) panicing.

By sheer good luck was able to grab my phone and call my upstairs neighbor my sister.

A little calm thinking and some petroleum jelly later I was free

Now not 10 minutes later I have fiction burns and a massive bruise or two blooming right above my elbow and a bigger one on My pride

But to her credit not once Did she laugh

6hrs later

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Perfect

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The way Din went from grabbing Grogu by the scruff in season one to finding a soft satchel to act as his space baby björn by season 2 episode 1...🥹 That man is a dad.

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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

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Imagine if this silly clip of Carrie Fisher handing Mark Hamill a beer was actually canon, and Leia was passing off Luke his congratulatory first beer for his efforts.