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Every time I think I finally understand Star Trek I see a post like this and all I can do is

You know, when I first started watching Star Trek, I wasn't expecting to watch Spock cum in public because his boy toy figured out how to make gunpowder, but here we are

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Watching TOS and I'm on "The Corbomite Maneuver" and it's hilarious to me that nobody gives Kirk a second look when he's walking through the corridors

It's just like "yep, there's our captain, shirtless as usual"

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You can do that! 😈

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Starfleet supply guy, reading the Enterprise's order: ...who the fuck needs this many shirts?

Meanwhile, Kirk:

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?

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Villains whenever they knock out and kidnap Ethan Hunt: Ok ok now take off his shirt, either that or pop open a few buttons, yeaaaghhh thats it

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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

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Benjiamin "I Don’t Know What He's Doing And For Some Reason I'm Helping Him" Dunn.

Ethan "We Have To Take The Prime Minister, It's The Only Way To Get Benji Back" Hunt.

And I'm supposed to not ship them?!?

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I'll add some examples in case anyone is confused. In scenario A 'being told how I'll die but not when', let's say you're told you'll die in a car wreck, but you don't know how much longer you have left to live. In scenario B 'being told when I'll die but not how' you're told something like 'you'll die on the day of April 18th, 2038' but you don't know what will be the cause of it.

Also assume that these statements are absolute truths that you can't do anything to change, if you tried that would just end up being a part of the chain of events that ultimately led to your demise ala cosmic irony. No nuance options, you're stuck with one or the other.

I'd greatly appreciate people sharing this to spread the existential dread around, and all that stuff about sample size too I guess.

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Everyone's always like "you wouldn't catch me apocalypse dialing my ex," and then the apocalypse comes along and they're all like, I should call her, I should go check on how she's doing. Girl,no, hand me your phone. We are going out there to murder people over canned peaches. Please.