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They have their thinking posture on

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You see a wedding ring, I see a challenge

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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they could never make me hate you Taub

I love taub he’s so funny

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you know it’s bad when every single love song reminds you of that one ship.

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it's so funny to me how wilson tries again and again to choose his girlfriends over house and EVERY SINGLE TIME he ends up going right back to him. "house can't live without wilson" is true but so is the reverse: they're each the center of the other's universe.

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Modern day house MD episode where one of Wilson's patients is a teenage boy with bone cancer in his legs and during his post amputation bed rest he gets really into fortnite and because Wilson is the most pathetic man in the universe he starts playing fortnite with the patient. Wilson wants to beat this kid just once so he practices at home and plays against House. House gets really into fortnite dances and does them whenever he wins an argument with his team. House has Foreman steal fentanyl because he wants to try it for fun. Chase starts an onlyfans. Cameron goes through a press on nail phase and keeps losing them in the hospital. Cancer teen needs another tumour removed but the parents overhear someone talking about Chase's OF and refuse to let him do the surgery. Cameron is in the OR and one of her nails falls off in the patient. House and Wilson miss the surgery because they've been playing fortnite for 48 hours straight (Wilson plays as Miku and House plays as Peter Griffin). The hospital gets sued for medical negligence and Cuddy pulls a loaded gun out of her desk only to reveal it was a mango vape. Rachel is a kick streamer. Taub converts to Mormonism

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stop listening to experimental music and go wash your pussy

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can we help you...?

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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Kutner the type of guy to go around the smoking area asking people what brand cigarettes they smoke. Not even trying to bum one but just because he’s genuinely curious.

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is this anything?

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I love House and Wilson.

House refuses to get help he needs. He claws and bites. He yells at people, says mean stuff, by means of avoidance and pushing people away.

And Wilson doesn’t force him–most of the time. He fights with him, calls him out, demands better. And he’s there for him when he comes around, and comforts him in ways that probably wouldn’t even make sense to anyone else.

House is feral, and everyone knows it. But they are so much alike.

Wilson refuses to acknowledge that he needs help. He treats himself as a literal donor–organs, tissues, blood, time. There’s almost nothing Wilson won’t give you. How can he make himself smaller? He’ll do it for you. He’ll do it to make this work.

And House sniffs out those problems like a bloodhound. House literally follows him to ensure he learns what exactly is going on with Wilson. He confronts Wilson, argues with him, gives him a reason to not sell himself off–even if it never works.

And on rare occasion, they do force each other. Wilson drugs House to bring him to his dad’s funeral–to protect his relationship with his mom and give him a chance to come to grips with his dad’s death. And House drugs Wilson so he doesn’t give that talk at the conference–to protect his career, keep him out of prison, and to soothe his guilty conscience.

Outsiders see House as a feral friend and Wilson as the steady one.

But Wilson and House are equally matched. They both have walls sky high, and they both see right through each other most of the time. Wilson’s just has a nice coat of paint that makes people walk right by. They’re both deeply flawed people who spend half their lives trying to drag the other away from the flames.

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Shoutout James Wilson for only punching House once. That man deserved a beating on the daily.

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Taub polyamorous relationship when?

Oh no! Again?

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Snoopy Wilson