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team rainbow rocket au where the executives/admins/commanders/whatever the fuck you call them are also there lmfao
(gonna preface this by saying this is entirely nonserious)
archer ariana petrel and proton are probably the most normal ones there because like im p sure giovanni is normal giovanni if i remember right. so basically he just. also brought them idk
shelly and matt are like "ok dude wtf is this" and then they never go outside bc theres too much water (fear of water developed after almost drowning i would imagine........ but theyll still help archie bc bffs or something idk). courtney and tabitha look at eachother and go "well. at least we arent dead." and then proceed to just hang out bc wtf are they gonna do
mars and jupiter are having metaphorical heart attacks every 5 minutes bc they keep thinking about how their boss ended the world and what they saw. saturn is chilling like 'lmao free vacay while we destroy the world again i guess". charon is too busy playing bingo with the folks in the retirement home to come anywhere near aether foundation ( /j i jus dont know enough about him :( )
seven sages are um. definitely there! they do exist sometimes! zinzolin also kinda just chills there. the shadow triad just???? follow ghetsis around i guess?????????? they probably torment everyone ghetsis doesnt like actually (everyone) (i havent played bw/b2w2 and have vague knowledge of everyone)
ill be fr ive probably had the most playtime on pokemon x/y (courtesy of first pokemon games plus nostalgia) but i hardly remember team flare admins. i just definitely know they probably talk shit together in a break room (calling everyone ugly)
plumeria probs just helps guzma beat up people (but not really)
there you go theyre silly
#pokemon au#rainbow rocket#i dont know if i want to seriously tag this bc im just goofing off#pokemon#rainbow rocket au#tumblr doesnt show stuff past the 5th tag does it??? i saw that somewhere#if thats the case then im going wild now#most of the team leaders probs thought their admins were dead n stuff but no theyre still here#archie maxie cyrus lysandre “werent you guys dead or something”#shelly matt courtney tabitha mars jupiter saturn team flare “not anymore”#tbh team rocket executives are probably just 'WE BALL' like all of the time. cant say i blame them really#like hey they got some cool stuff going on so#good for them!!1ev#everyone else on the other hand.#shelly and matt cant stand te water anymore (archie is dissapointed like “didnt u guys want this :(”)#“well we didnt want to drown and die but that kinda almost happened so”#courtney and tabitha are also inside a lot i should mention#courtney and tabitha also refuse to let the temperature raise above a certain point. like they gaurd the thermostat with their LIFE#mars and jupiter are just haunted all the time#saturn is partying it up bc he is blissfully ignorant......#kinda.#OH LMFAO SHOULD I MENTION MY MARS AND ARIANA HC HERE#mars is arianas kid so that gets really awkward reeally quick#specially since ariana......... leftherforteamrocketwhenshewaslike10orsomething#saturn teaches mars his ways in being blissfully ignorant#and then jupiter and saturn dont let ariana near mars ever at any point in time at all#(haha typing this n stuff and the temperature on the bototm that tells me the temp outside is 69 farenheit)#anyway shadow triad torment everyone until gio tells ghetsis to get his wild kids under control. in which they unforunately stop#(at least noticablely. they continue going)#team flare talks shit in a break room they made just to talk shit
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favorite thing ever is when two characters are put into that "one of us tells the truth, the other tells lies" because its so funny and just fun. i love it
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i absolutely adore how saturn is gnc enough that irida mistakes him for coin, and then doesn't realize he isn't coin until he gets defensive over him and mars being mistaken for some other people rather than realizing because he's a dude lmfao
#or at least smth like that#saturn pokemon#irida pokemon#pokemas#travelers from a distant past#pokemas spoilers#idk if this counts as spoilers but yk
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once again, I’m going on a ramble about Amethio.

Like, I really need him to just, break. I need him to break. I need him to angrily cry at Friede, or yell at Spinel. I think we will probably get that, considering what we’ve gotten so far.
Maybe Spinel will mock him for failing the mission, and he succeeds. Maybe Friede will beat him. Maybe Amethio will storm away, on the verge of tears.
Again, this is more of a want, but I yearn for the Amethio angst like Robo yearns for the mines. (Inside joke.)
Maybe Gibeon will demote him after he figures out Amethio is acting on his own, or even kick him out the Explorers. Maybe Rayquaza will injure him, and the RVT will find him, and nurse him back to health.
Maybe, Amethio will dehumanise himself because he believes he’s only alive to fulfil Gibeon’s wishes and desires.

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amethio needs to get medicated /lh
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my thoughts fr it would be so neat to see him punch a window. let amethio shatter a window or something
“I yearn for the Amethio angst like robo yearns for the mines” -Nia 2023

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me fr i want him to go WILD. i would love love love an episode like that
i want amethio to cry.
like, i want him to CRY. i want him to get mad and just absolutely lose it. i need him to realize the explorers are not okay, or end up jealous of spinel, or freak out at friede. i want him to lose the maturity and superiority complex he has with the rvt / calmness he has with the explorers for just a second.
i want him to cry and curse and point fingers and try to punch and hit before realizing he doesn’t actually want to. i want him to yell at spinel trying to at least get some position of power above him for just a few seconds. i want him to scream at friede because all he craves is attention and care — plus a good battle.
i want master gibeon to scold him. i want spinel to laugh in the kindest way the cold and sour heart he seems to have towards amethio can. i want zir and conia to realize they can’t just always talk with him, but talk to him. i want friede to need to pay attention to him. i want friede to hug him.
i want amethio to have someone other than conia and zir to talk to and not feel professional. i want him to show all the emotions he seems to be trying to hide. i want him to maybe even bond with the rvt, maybe friede forced him on the airship to heal or whatever or he found his way on and they won’t let him just leave.
if you told me last month that i wouldn’t want amethio to be an actual villain, or that he’d be the only character that kept me watching hz, i’d probably fucking laugh at you!
but i want to see his character. i NEED to see it, I need to see the redemption arc and his thoughts within an episode on him — but not the explorers.

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smth i've noticed is that friede and amethio have never completed a full battle yet (or smth like that) because they keep getting interrupted/interrupting themselves
this obviously has pokemon horizons spoilers so like! yeah!
so i'm considering a full battle here as in, one of their pokemon faint at the end and there's a very clear obvious winner. and all of their battles have been interrupted somehow so lmao
though i do think like. some of these battles could have winners just based on the situation but idk just a thought so
in episode 1/2, they stopped battling because liko's pendant and how it went weird n stuff.
later in episode 2, amethio stopped the battle early to retreat after grabbing sprigatito.
in episode 3, friede left before they were done battling/before amethio could give a final attack or whatever. they didn't battle in episode 4.
in episode 5, amethio stopped battling friede because he kept getting distracted and went for liko instead.
idk if that's like, on purpose or anything, but i've found it interesting to think about, and im pretty sure pokemon battles still end with a fainted pkmn at the end considering liko's win against conia ended with her rhydon fainted soo yk
but yeah just thinking a lil bit. sorry if this didnt make any sense
#pokemon#pokemon horizons#pokemon horizons spoilers#trainer amethio#trainer friede#trainer liko#professor friede#sprigatito
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every now and then i remember burgundy and georgia and i wail
i miss them
(and god do i dislike that one fic i made of them but sourgrapesshipping fandom needs it so I'm not taking it down but eugh)
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ignoring the fact that i’m only like 1/4 way through the first chapter, maybe after my team rocket in hisui fic i’ll write a dumb little red and blue in hisui fic
where i strictly refer to blue as blue because i’m used to referring to him as blue (and also i like the color blue so i mean leave me alone)
#anyway see you guys next year where i post the first chapter#oh yeah btw it would be namelessshipping because it’s interesting
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least favorite part of writinf is writing. like when am i gonna get to the interesting stuff. agh
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journeys is apparently gonna end soon and we still haven’t gotten cilan back. this is horribke
please cilan come back for more than just two screenshots in that one episode
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hi guys here’s a fic i wrote and the fic that came before team rocket hisui whatnot but here you guys go here’s my ao3 !!
#team rocket#meowth#jessie and james#kalos#team flare#pokemon#pokemon fanfiction#basically team rocket is gone and meowth is confused
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once i finish the fic i’m currently working on i’ll start writing the au based off this post yeah yeah
team rocket gets fucking thrown into hisui au
uhh i don’t use tumblr nor do i know how to use it so i am sorry if this is messy but here are headcanons and whatnot
(put under the “keep reading” thing in case some people don’t like. care about it idk)
• i think they’d get put into hisui inbetween series so the only members that got thrown are jessie, james, meowth, and wobbuffet
• they only remember themselves and each other. they have vague memories that they were on the same team or something and there was this really important boss guy that they feel like they should probably get back to. also yknow how there’s like those ingo things with remembering emmet? i think team rocket would be like that with ash+pikachu but less angsty (or still just as, depends)
• pokemon wise, i like the idea of jessie getting a shinx because she likes it’s personality or something. for james, i think he’d get an eevee, but hey who knows not me
• maybe meowth would convince a random pikachu to join them. because it feels important that they should get a pikachu
• everyone is super freaked out about this talking pokemon that looks like it should be on 2 legs so they don’t really like him at first but then he helps translate and then people start using him to translate and like him and stuff
• they sometimes hum their parts in the motto. like they don’t know the words but they can get the tune
• it’s not a song but i don’t know how else to phrase it
• they hate being part of the survey corps but they do it for the money. gotta get rich somehow and pay for food to eat
• sometimes they’ll discuss memories. they’ll try to figure out and put pieces together (not that it ever works. everytime they think theyre close, there’s one thing that makes it fall apart everytime)
• they hang out with ingo sometimes because they feel like they’ve seen him before, somewhere (whichever series’ this takes place between, it’s up to interpretation but they’ve either fought him like that one time in B/W or on TV or something)
• at some point they get shocked by lord electrode and blast off and while they go james is like “… shouldn’t we be saying something here” and jessie says swears. then wobbuffet does the wobbuffet thing.
• they show up again like 2 minutes later looking fine and everyone is like “wtf.” because that isn’t normal
• why are these random ass people completely fine after getting shocked by LORD ELECTRODE
• melli goes absolutely wild and is torn between being like “DAMN😍” and “DAMN🤬”
• i think it’s funny to think about some child wanting to dress up meowth or something and give him bows and crap. so he looks in a mirror after and gets hit with a horrible wave of deja vu that does not feel good
• yes it’s about meowzie. after a minute it’s back to normal but he is freaked out for a while so ehh
• the horrible deja vu continues when jessie shows this hairstyle that she got and doesn’t think it’s her look but james is bluescreening because that hairstyle reminds him of someone who is really not cool at all (jessebelle)
• jessie never wears it like that again
• now for jessie to experience, there’s that one island in the coastlands where there’s a chansey and while everyone else is like. scared because it’s an alpha pokemon, jessie is like “omg?????? wtf????” and she approaches it. then it attacks her and bam bad deja vu
• i don’t really know how wobbuffet would experience it so have fun imagining that
• i have two thoughts for the ash and pikachu situation- either A. they are in the present or B. they are in the past and i have thoughts about both
• A. the present. i think that ash would go to the next region (or stay in kanto idk whatever you want to imagine) and everything is normal at first
• but then after a bit of time passes it feels like somethings missing but he isn’t sure what
• at some point he randomly mentions team rocket and jessie and james and whatever. but then his companion(s) go “huh??? who are they???”
• it clicks. team rocket has not been around where did they go what
• so ash begins to search because he sure as hell isn’t going to the police about it, because 1, he is a hero, and 2, they would arrest them immediately
• basically he searches for team rocket while no one else does and it’s just shgshs yeah
• and B, where he turns up in hisui too with pikachu
• i would think he remembers everything. so when he sees team rocket he flips out and is like “wtf what are you doing here how did you follow me to the past!!!”
• jessie starts to be like “to protect the w-“ and then stops because. what????
• they don’t remember the motto but it feels like they should be saying it but they don’t know what it is
• they all stand there in silence until ash is like “aren’t you… gonna continue the motto??” and they’re like “what?”
• after a bit of debate ash and pikachu realize they don’t remember and are actually kind of sad now
• hey at least they don’t want pikachu now!!!…. hey what do you mean you have the urge to take pikachu please don’t steal him
• i don’t know it’s an interesting concept that i may expand on later
rhats pretty much it now i think!!! okay bye tumblr i may be back one day maybe not
#and then i’ll say my ao3 account and expose my ass writing to tumblr#which is probably a bad idea but whatever it’s fine
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team rocket gets fucking thrown into hisui au
uhh i don’t use tumblr nor do i know how to use it so i am sorry if this is messy but here are headcanons and whatnot
(put under the “keep reading” thing in case some people don’t like. care about it idk)
• i think they’d get put into hisui inbetween series so the only members that got thrown are jessie, james, meowth, and wobbuffet
• they only remember themselves and each other. they have vague memories that they were on the same team or something and there was this really important boss guy that they feel like they should probably get back to. also yknow how there’s like those ingo things with remembering emmet? i think team rocket would be like that with ash+pikachu but less angsty (or still just as, depends)
• pokemon wise, i like the idea of jessie getting a shinx because she likes it’s personality or something. for james, i think he’d get an eevee, but hey who knows not me
• maybe meowth would convince a random pikachu to join them. because it feels important that they should get a pikachu
• everyone is super freaked out about this talking pokemon that looks like it should be on 2 legs so they don’t really like him at first but then he helps translate and then people start using him to translate and like him and stuff
• they sometimes hum their parts in the motto. like they don’t know the words but they can get the tune
• it’s not a song but i don’t know how else to phrase it
• they hate being part of the survey corps but they do it for the money. gotta get rich somehow and pay for food to eat
• sometimes they’ll discuss memories. they’ll try to figure out and put pieces together (not that it ever works. everytime they think theyre close, there’s one thing that makes it fall apart everytime)
• they hang out with ingo sometimes because they feel like they’ve seen him before, somewhere (whichever series’ this takes place between, it’s up to interpretation but they’ve either fought him like that one time in B/W or on TV or something)
• at some point they get shocked by lord electrode and blast off and while they go james is like “… shouldn’t we be saying something here” and jessie says swears. then wobbuffet does the wobbuffet thing.
• they show up again like 2 minutes later looking fine and everyone is like “wtf.” because that isn’t normal
• why are these random ass people completely fine after getting shocked by LORD ELECTRODE
• melli goes absolutely wild and is torn between being like “DAMN😍” and “DAMN🤬”
• i think it’s funny to think about some child wanting to dress up meowth or something and give him bows and crap. so he looks in a mirror after and gets hit with a horrible wave of deja vu that does not feel good
• yes it’s about meowzie. after a minute it’s back to normal but he is freaked out for a while so ehh
• the horrible deja vu continues when jessie shows this hairstyle that she got and doesn’t think it’s her look but james is bluescreening because that hairstyle reminds him of someone who is really not cool at all (jessebelle)
• jessie never wears it like that again
• now for jessie to experience, there’s that one island in the coastlands where there’s a chansey and while everyone else is like. scared because it’s an alpha pokemon, jessie is like “omg?????? wtf????” and she approaches it. then it attacks her and bam bad deja vu
• i don’t really know how wobbuffet would experience it so have fun imagining that
• i have two thoughts for the ash and pikachu situation- either A. they are in the present or B. they are in the past and i have thoughts about both
• A. the present. i think that ash would go to the next region (or stay in kanto idk whatever you want to imagine) and everything is normal at first
• but then after a bit of time passes it feels like somethings missing but he isn’t sure what
• at some point he randomly mentions team rocket and jessie and james and whatever. but then his companion(s) go “huh??? who are they???”
• it clicks. team rocket has not been around where did they go what
• so ash begins to search because he sure as hell isn’t going to the police about it, because 1, he is a hero, and 2, they would arrest them immediately
• basically he searches for team rocket while no one else does and it’s just shgshs yeah
• and B, where he turns up in hisui too with pikachu
• i would think he remembers everything. so when he sees team rocket he flips out and is like “wtf what are you doing here how did you follow me to the past!!!”
• jessie starts to be like “to protect the w-“ and then stops because. what????
• they don’t remember the motto but it feels like they should be saying it but they don’t know what it is
• they all stand there in silence until ash is like “aren’t you… gonna continue the motto??” and they’re like “what?”
• after a bit of debate ash and pikachu realize they don’t remember and are actually kind of sad now
• hey at least they don’t want pikachu now!!!…. hey what do you mean you have the urge to take pikachu please don’t steal him
• i don’t know it’s an interesting concept that i may expand on later
rhats pretty much it now i think!!! okay bye tumblr i may be back one day maybe not
#team rocket#im gonna treat this like ao3 tags aren’t i#okay ANYWAYS#meowth#wobbuffet#jessie and james#pokemon anime#legends arceus#pla au
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