moveslikegatsby
moveslikegatsby
I'm like if Elle Woods was a Tim Burton character
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moveslikegatsby · 5 months ago
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Well it finally happened! I can no longer get into my tumblr account other than on this, my old phone, because the email it's linked to is the one I made in 2006 and haven't had access to for a solid 10+ years
Moral of the story is I'm remaking
I'm switching this account back to my old username (moveslikegatsby) and remaking with my current username (juniperscholar), so please follow back if you see me follow you again and want to continue seeing me on your dash!
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moveslikegatsby · 5 months ago
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Well it finally happened! I can no longer get into my tumblr account other than on this, my old phone, because the email it's linked to is the one I made in 2006 and haven't had access to for a solid 10+ years
Moral of the story is I'm remaking
I'm switching this account back to my old username (moveslikegatsby) and remaking with my current username (juniperscholar), so please follow back if you see me follow you again and want to continue seeing me on your dash!
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moveslikegatsby · 5 months ago
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Well it finally happened! I can no longer get into my tumblr account other than on this, my old phone, because the email it's linked to is the one I made in 2006 and haven't had access to for a solid 10+ years
Moral of the story is I'm remaking
I'm switching this account back to my old username (moveslikegatsby) and remaking with my current username (juniperscholar), so please follow back if you see me follow you again and want to continue seeing me on your dash!
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moveslikegatsby · 5 months ago
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Well it finally happened! I can no longer get into my tumblr account other than on this, my old phone, because the email it's linked to is the one I made in 2006 and haven't had access to for a solid 10+ years
Moral of the story is I'm remaking
I'm switching this account back to my old username (moveslikegatsby) and remaking with my current username (juniperscholar), so please follow back if you see me follow you again and want to continue seeing me on your dash!
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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Sleazenation Magazine (July, 2001)
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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This is the only day you can reblog this
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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Finally got the chance to see my British FWB again and I'm genuinely so mad I don't live in this country anymore because it would just be so nice to be able to see him more often
Like I am so uninterested in having a relationship right now or really even putting any time or energy into finding another FWB in the states, and my guy here is kind of exactly what I want - also divorced and knows what that's like, old enough to be totally self sufficient and doesn't want me to be his mom/maid, and great in bed, plus he made an absolutely delicious stew tonight and I didn't have to do a single thing
But realistically it'll probably be another 6 months before I'm back in the UK and I just wish I didn't have to wait that long to see him again
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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“in order to create loving males we need to love males” means teach boys that they can be themselves without being less of a man. it means being encouraging and nurturing of their emotions so they don’t become cold and hateful. it means showing boys, early in their lives, that they have value outside of what our society deems proper masculinity. what it doesn’t mean is that it’s our job to handhold men who see women as walking sex toys through the concept of empathy, and maybe if we’re really really nice to them and don’t say things that hurt their feelings they’ll stop killing us for saying no
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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Ok
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moveslikegatsby · 9 months ago
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Hi. Things are bleak, I know that. I know that we paid for Trump's last term with blood and it is likely the price will be blood again.
But listen to me. LISTEN.
You do not have to force yourself to witness horrors as an act of activism. It is not a form of activism. You can put your phone down, you can block that horrific video. We cannot win if you cannot fight and you will not be able to fight if you are hopeless.
Do not let them guilt you into this. People who are exhausted are easier to walk over. Take care of yourself, find community where you find joy.
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