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Morticia should set up shop at the Citadel and sell breastmiIk. business would be BOOMING with Ricks lining down the streets for blocks just to purchase a bottle.

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Rick spooning Carl for warmth. Carl wakes up in the night to a hand over his mouth and a throbbing, agonising pain in his rear end. his dad assaulting him awake. Carl tries to fight it, a hitched breath escaping him as he attempts to shift away- only to be tugged back by a strong arm around his waist, a hand still firmly clasped on his face. Rick keeps his son silent. Carl unable to do anything but sob into Rick's hand as his dad assaults him next to the rest of their group, with everyone still asleep.

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Negan needs to carve his name out on Carl's thigh. PROPERTY OF NEGAN SMITH

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walkers having a heat cycle like animals. they corner Carl and are desperate to breed the boy. breaking Carl down into a sobbing, trembling and bleeding mess as they pull and pass him around. the boy can't have kids, yet these undead creatures are intent on filling him full of their corroding seed, a powerful urge to mate him overtaking their rotting brains.

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need modern Carl as a scare actor thanks to the wound on his face. give him rollerskates and have him rush up to the guests. angsty time: after the carnival is over and the actors are changing out of costume and wiping their SFX makeup off, Carl's heart breaks when he accidentally makes a little girl cry just outside. she'd tapped him on the back, and when he'd turned around to face her, she'd bursted into tears at the sight of the fleshy wound still on show. ...but, atleast he has Judith- a little girl who isn't scared of him. a tiny girl goes into a fit of giggles and laughter whenever Carl visits her during a shift to playfully chase her around, who excitedly shows off and points out her older brother to strangers while he's working.

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Cegan bondage but with barbed wire.

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Carl needs a pacifier gag.

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Carl can take anything in the bedroom with Negan. there's not a single thing he hasn't been unsure of. Negan's tried so many times to push his limits, but their safe word has yet to be spoken out loud. it's after begrudgingly agreeing to let one of Negan's wives join them, that Carl finds himself frozen in place during it. he watches Negan kiss her just mere inches away from himself, and the quietest whisper of a safe word leaves his lips. and Negan pulls away in an instant, surprised by Carl's personality shift. by how out of it the boy looks- they hadn't even done anything yet. even so, Negan makes the woman leave the room instantly before he returns to Carl's side. the two of them end up indulging in the gentlest intimacy they've ever shared. because Carl can take anything; be it degradation, scars... but what he can't take is Negan kissing anyone but him.

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Carl being in a haunted house at a carnival, stuck in a cage and bruised, his eye socket on show. everyone who walks by thinks he's part of the act, but little do they know, Carl is actually the circus' pet, forced to travel with them and be put on show.

the boy would bang at the metal bars, begging for help, trying to convince the showgoers that he wasn't an actor, that this is all real. of course, no one bats an eye. they'll crouch down next to Carl and get a selfie with him, all of them convinced that he's a scare actor too. why wouldn't he be?

maybe Carl is allowed to run sometimes, with Negan in full costume chasing after him. someone would grab Carl and laugh, "I got him! I got him!" while the boy is thrashing and in tears, begging for help. in no time, Carl becomes the main attraction. an actor so convincing, that he can cry on command. nobody none the wiser to those injuries being real.

(a little similar to Théâtre des Vampires' whole shebang from IWTV ehehe)

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kraken Negan should use mermaid Carl as a nest for his eggs :shrug:

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Snuffles should've tried to breed Morty and Summer like animals- revenge for how humans breed dogs. anyways.

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modern au Carl having a teenage gay crisis over drag queen Negan.

(PS: should be unshaved Negan. for reasons <3)

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a little competition between Morty and miami!Morty. whoever makes the other 'finish' first, wins. miami!Rick and c137!Rick off to the side, watching their two boys have a hand around each other's lengths, both of them trying to push the other over the edge first.

(i think it goes without saying that miami Morty ends up winning.)

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♥︎Red Riding Hood | au - Cegan♥︎

You be the Beast, and I'll be the Beauty, Beauty.

something about Negan living in the forest- a wolf shifting man, completely and utterly obsessed with the red-cloaked boy who wanders his trails.

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Rick secretly being 'Pissmaster' and Morty falling head over heels for the new superhero. of course, he doesn't have a clue it's actually his grandpa Rick. anyway yeah im Starker-ifying this somehow.

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drunk!Rick crawling into Morty's bed past midnight, waking the boy up as he pulls Morty's back to his chest. Morty, confused and a little uncomfortable. he's about to question it, but he ends up falling silent when Rick starts crying into his shirt. "R-Rick??" he shifts, trying to get a better look- but Rick keeps him facing the wall. "what are you doing?.." he asks in a quiet tone. "Shut up, just- hic... shut up." is Rick's muffled response. Morty, being taken so off guard. he'd never heard Rick cry before. and so, he stays quiet as Rick sobs into his hair. the man begins to murmur apology after apology. a sorry; for every adventure, for every injury he caused, for everything he's put Morty through. eventually Rick falls asleep in Morty's bed. the following day, Rick doesn't remember any of what happened when he was drunk. that night will stay in Morty's memory though.

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♥︎Deadpool Negan AU♥︎

Negan's alter ego is Deadpool, an anti-hero who's constantly chased by the city's police force; Sheriff Rick Grimes included. Negan ends up developing a fascination for said police officer's cute teenage son who doesn't seem to shy away whenever he encounters a katana-wielding vigilante.

just need a Spideypool esque of Negan as Deadpool :3 'Deadpool' constantly teasing Carl outside of school. maybe he follows the kid around both in and out of costume, without Carl knowing his real identity. Carl having become accustomed to 'Deadpool' showing up out of nowhere just to chat with him, and then the man ditching the second Rick's nearby. course, Carl doesn't tell his dad about any of it.