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a little competition between Morty and miami!Morty. whoever makes the other 'finish' first, wins. miami!Rick and c137!Rick off to the side, watching their two boys have a hand around each other's lengths, both of them trying to push the other over the edge first.

(i think it goes without saying that miami Morty ends up winning.)

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♥︎Red Riding Hood | au - Cegan♥︎

You be the Beast, and I'll be the Beauty, Beauty.

something about Negan living in the forest- a wolf shifting man, completely and utterly obsessed with the red-cloaked boy who wanders his trails.

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Rick secretly being 'Pissmaster' and Morty falling head over heels for the new superhero. of course, he doesn't have a clue it's actually his grandpa Rick. anyway yeah im Starker-ifying this somehow.

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drunk!Rick crawling into Morty's bed past midnight, waking the boy up as he pulls Morty's back to his chest. Morty, confused and a little uncomfortable. he's about to question it, but he ends up falling silent when Rick starts crying into his shirt. "R-Rick??" he shifts, trying to get a better look- but Rick keeps him facing the wall. "what are you doing?.." he asks in a quiet tone. "Shut up, just- hic... shut up." is Rick's muffled response. Morty, being taken so off guard. he'd never heard Rick cry before. and so, he stays quiet as Rick sobs into his hair. the man begins to murmur apology after apology. a sorry; for every adventure, for every injury he caused, for everything he's put Morty through. eventually Rick falls asleep in Morty's bed. the following day, Rick doesn't remember any of what happened when he was drunk. that night will stay in Morty's memory though.

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♥︎Deadpool Negan AU♥︎

Negan's alter ego is Deadpool, an anti-hero who's constantly chased by the city's police force; Sheriff Rick Grimes included. Negan ends up developing a fascination for said police officer's cute teenage son who doesn't seem to shy away whenever he encounters a katana-wielding vigilante.

just need a Spideypool esque of Negan as Deadpool :3 'Deadpool' constantly teasing Carl outside of school. maybe he follows the kid around both in and out of costume, without Carl knowing his real identity. Carl having become accustomed to 'Deadpool' showing up out of nowhere just to chat with him, and then the man ditching the second Rick's nearby. course, Carl doesn't tell his dad about any of it.

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mini Morty deserves to be put in a jar. if you catch my drift

[maybe drowning in a certain substance]

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Rick leaving Morty in a room; the boy tied up, blindfolded, gagged and hard. Morty thinks Rick's coming back. which.. he was supposed to... instead, Rick forgets about him. leaving was just supposed to be a trick to edge the kid, but Rick ends up falling asleep on the couch with a beer and a show on. the next morning, Rick finds Morty in a tear-stricken mess, curled up and chafed to shit from all the rope.

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Carl as one of Negan's wives... slipping poison into Negan's mouth through a kiss.

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Morty having a meltdown so bad that he can barely get a word out. rather than interrupt or make fun of him, Rick stays silent as Morty stammers over every word, the boy spending ages on one sentence. only after cursing him out, does Morty fall quiet and realise that Rick gave him time to find his words during all that.

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after a particularly rough (and brutal) adventure, Rick ends up sitting at his workbench in the garage with Morty draped over his lap, the boy fast asleep. Morty's arms around Rick's neck and his face buried in the man's shoulder. the boy struggles to sleep alone sometimes, what with all the horrible things they experience on a daily basis.

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♥︎Royal AU / King!Tony♥︎

Peter is Tony's son who is to be wed soon. The only problem is: Tony refuses to select a suitor for the boy. Nobody's good enough. Tony will always find some excuse to deny an arrangement. He'll negotiate before ultimately refusing the deal, or he'd make unreasonable requests, knowing that his terms won't be agreed with. Truth of the matter is, nobody's good enough for his prince. Nobody but himself, that is.

(just dadson Starker. Tony who refuses to set his son up for an arranged marriage, the king always having an excuse or a reason for why they can't marry his boy. he's a selfish man. wants to keep his prince to himself.)

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NSFT pornActor!au

Carl, who always plays the role of a submissive, pretty boy bottom in his films, and Negan who is always an imposing figure in every p*rno he's in. in real life, however? they're polar opposites. Negan, surprisingly gentle as hell despite his appearance. an actor in his fifties who needs glasses to read over the scripts, and who spends his free time babysitting on the weekends. and Carl, who can go from a sobbing whimpering mess behind the camera, to a complete and utter sassy brat off-screen.

they're both actors, afterall. (and maybe i think Negan deserves to be a bit of a loser while Carl gets to be the young pretty, dominating thing. a power bottom off-the-hub, if you will.)

i would've tried to make a moodboard but i dont got any clue how to crop gifs on here so. oh well.

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♥︎skinwalker!Negan♥︎

Skinwalker!Negan who takes the form of a large dog, never leaving Carl's side. Watching the boy bathe, watching him get dressed- becoming aggressive should anyone go near the kid. Maybe even taking advantage of the night when Carl's fast asleep.

had this in my head as a non-apocalypse AU. just a big ol'dog latching onto Carl's side, with both Lori and Rick unaware of Negan's true nature and identity.

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i dont even go to this fandom and fuckknows if anyone cares about them but.

Viserys force-feminizing Daenerys.

Daenerys being his younger brother, and Viserys forcibly shaping her into the oh-so-perfect wife for the Dothraki.

mutilation and all, molding her into the ideal queen.

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♥︎camboy!Peter + simp!Tony♥︎

Pepper looking at the card transaction history and finding out that Tony's been spending hundreds every week on a pretty boy he found online.

basically: incel!Tony ehehe

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the silly posting

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Peter, who's excited for his first ever date- he actually tries to look presentable, and he spends all weekend ecstatic and giddy over the planned event. Only to get stood up by his boyfriend on the day.

Tony, who sees Peter on the sidewalk dragging himself back home. He pities the kid- feels bad for him. He knows Peter will worry over this for the next week or two, and the teen looks disappointed. And so Tony takes Peter out on that planned date, just to cheer him up. Giving the kid all the things he should've gotten today from his actual boyfriend. (subtly trying to worm my way into Starker Tumblr...)