mrsallnut
mrsallnut
The Leaping Years
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Do not try me.
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mrsallnut · 3 months ago
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It's so true, tho!
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mrsallnut · 3 months ago
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Matt Walsh can gargle Elon's nuts.
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mrsallnut · 3 months ago
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WTF, USA? And don't just blame Repiblicans. We've had Democratic majorities, they all folded when it came to universal health care in favor of concessions from Republicans. Now ask yourself, why? Then follow the money from pharmaceutical corps, insurance corps, etc. It's the same old song and it's time we the people changed the tune. It's time for a reset.
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mrsallnut · 5 months ago
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Snitching sucks and rewards are never as much as they'd have you believe.
I feel like I need to reiterate this, Americans, we do not EVER turn anyone in for the reward money, because the reward money is a LIE!
There will be a reason they come up with for not giving it to you. Even Nancy, the snitch at McDonald's, who everyone in the world knows turned in Luigi Mangione, will not get a penny of the reward money. The reason she is getting is that she called 911 instead of the tip line.
But there are other reasons, like, the cops already had the info you gave them from "other sources". "Lots of other people" called in the same tip. The reward was "up to" the amount promised, so you're getting $1.50. You didn't do the proper paperwork before you gave the tip. And just about anything else you can think of.
They won't give any money out until the person is actually convicted, not just arrested. It could take years for a case to even get to court. If the suspect takes a plea deal, then did your info really lead to a "conviction"? Or by the time the suspect is convicted, suddenly the money is not there. Reward money? What reward money? It isn't like they have it sitting in a box waiting to hand it over to you after the conviction. No, after the conviction, now they need to try to find the amount they put up for the reward. And who's budget is that going to come out of? Who wants to put that money in your pocket instead of their own? Okay? Understand? Got it?
You never get the reward money!
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mrsallnut · 5 months ago
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Do you Stardew? Because this is Stardew Valley. You only have to kill weeds and an occasional monster.
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mrsallnut · 5 months ago
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mrsallnut · 5 months ago
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mrsallnut · 8 months ago
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mrsallnut · 8 months ago
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BOO...did I scare you? 🕸
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mrsallnut · 1 year ago
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mrsallnut · 1 year ago
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I watched this bird peck and pick over twigs on the street next to me as i waited for the light to turn. She finally settled on a cool Y shaped twig and flew determinedly up to the center light in this traffic light, plopped the twig down and snuggled in behind. My #2 tells me these doves were og cliff dwellers and the twigs were just there to keep eggs from rolling off the edge. They've simply adapted to an urban environment. I wish this bird luck.
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mrsallnut · 1 year ago
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Heard and seen. It was a Good Day.
the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much
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mrsallnut · 1 year ago
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Halloween place cards.
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mrsallnut · 1 year ago
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receive the ultimate blessings from the Year of Loong龙 (chinese dragon) by 杏心航拍
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mrsallnut · 2 years ago
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Narcissism: Complaining that the Emergency Earthquake Alert was pointless because you didn't feel the earthquake in your area. 😒
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mrsallnut · 2 years ago
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I'm feeling seen by Mr. Tolkien. Are my ancestors actually hobbits?
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mrsallnut · 2 years ago
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If ever, on parting from you, you hear me say " Love you, please drive safely" know that you are now in my tribe and you will always find refuge with me.
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