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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

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Not dead. Fuckers.

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After the dark energon debacle ratchet decides to study what exactly are things that can kill humans, so as to make sure that doesn't happen. He discovers the answer is pretty much everything, including the very oxygen we need to breathe and stuff. I envision quite the rant!

jkasdklas oh man Ratchet doing actual indepth research on the human body would cause him to start openly day drinking ok.

not just bc of how we discovered some of this shit we know, but also the fact that our bodies are a hot heaping mess of fucked up evolution and adaptations.

our anxiety was meant for when life was lived super fast and we had to always be on the look out for A Hungry Animal. some of us have a different sleep rhythm that means we don’t sleep when we’re supposed to at night bc their ancestors were the Night Watch.

everything can kill us and most of us still actively partake in the thing that is harming us.

lactose intolerant people me still eat ice cream. caffeine. peanuts.

some people do extreme sports where if one things goes wrong your dead.

other people SWIM WITH DEADLY SEA CREATURES. FOR FUN.

there’s organs inside us that can actively harm us, we can lose up to like, 60% of our liver and it will grow back.

Ratchet studies what can kill us, which is practically everything on the planet, and has to be held back from actively wrapping the kids in bubble wrap and keeping them in a nice padded pen so he can keep an eye on them.

then he learns the things that humans can survive and he wants to cry.

these tiny, frail, brightly lived creatures can take so much in their lives, and come out the other side damaged and lost, but alive.

we have one of the best self repair systems on the planet for healing injuries (when it works properly).

so yeah. Ratchet freaks out when he learns the full scope of just how dangerous our lives are on the daily.

but then he’s in awe of what we do in spite of that.

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FOUND THERE BAD BOYS FOR $7 AT ROSS DRESS FOR LESS LETS GO!!!

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OH! i forgot to mention I love everything else about his design the VW Bus is a great choice for an alt mode!

I think my only problem with Urkel Wheeljack is the lips. Lips on robots always bother me. I DO however think the overall design suits Gizmo (IDW) more than Wheeljack.

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I think my only problem with Urkel Wheeljack is the lips. Lips on robots always bother me. I DO however think the overall design suits Gizmo (IDW) more than Wheeljack.

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I've finally fallen victim to Hasbro but to be fair they're some dope figures!!

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I just kicked a 3000 hour destiny 2 addiction and now you're telling me theres a Live Service Transformers Looter Shooter in the works???? Im never gonna get away from destiny's influence

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I think soundwave is nonbinary because i said so

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I truly, genuinely, unironically love the Transformers fandom

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I think he is my favourite i think

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Soundwave got breeding hips in earthspark GYATT DAMN!!!!

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Finished my Bayformers Rewatch and i cannot fathom how hard they dropped the ball with ROTF AND THEN THE BALL CONTINUED FALLING FOR 4 WHOLE FUCKING MOVIES!!!!! Bumblebee was so so good and it makes me happy that it exists!!!

Very Excited for Rise of the Beasts!!!!!

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Finally seeing One Piece Red and i got the whole theatre to myself!

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Apollo theatre kids gonna be confused as fuck as to why their uncle is Alexander Hamilton

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some starscreams