mrthenarrator
mrthenarrator
The Narrator's Blog
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Hello, I am The Narrator. My Pronouns are He/Him, and I narrate for the critically acclaimed game: "The Stanley Parable". As well as its sequel, "The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe". Profile Picture by my friend Oswin. [TSP Narrator RP account by @OswinUnknown Asks: OPEN]
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mrthenarrator · 10 days ago
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Siiiighhhhh..................
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mrthenarrator · 19 days ago
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How is stanley doing with the heat?
Oh, Stanley's sticking to the Parable to combat the heat. The air conditioning unit inside the office has it decently cool, but I'm choosing to stay in the real world and deal with the heat head on!
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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bestie are you still mad at me for spamming your thoughts with my gay thoughts abt colin firth im sorry 🥺
YES IM STILL MAD.
ALL I ASK FOR IS JUST ONE NIGHT WHERE I CAN SLEEP IN PEACE WITHOUT YOU BEING IN GIGGLE MODE. JUST ONCE.
But I do appreciate you giving me some peace and quiet last night. So im not as mad as before. But you still owe me a snack for keeping me up at night gushing about that actor.
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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mmm...narrator stew..mmm...waht flavour what u be
I love a good beef stew, maybe with some leeks and whatnot. Anything with a tasty meat and savoury broth would do the trick.
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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You dress up for the season once....
stampede season is upon us, and by us i mean him
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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...Fair enough. I need those one million ice cubes by Thursday please.
Why is it so hot these days. I absolutely hate it. One million ice cubes.
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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NOT THE STEW! I'm too dashing to boiled alive. Sautéed sure, but boiled? Egad.
Why is it so hot these days. I absolutely hate it. One million ice cubes.
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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Thank you. It's not exactly one million of them, but it'll have to do. It's enough to survive this heat.
Why is it so hot these days. I absolutely hate it. One million ice cubes.
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mrthenarrator · 20 days ago
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Why is it so hot these days. I absolutely hate it. One million ice cubes.
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mrthenarrator · 30 days ago
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Oswin's out at a potluck. Everyone quick! I want to throw one of those teenage parties where their parent's arent home! Bring red solo cups and bottles to spin and whatever else they do at those parties.
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mrthenarrator · 1 month ago
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Google how to rip out friends throat naturally aand safely
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mrthenarrator · 1 month ago
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It’s World Ocean Day!!! Go In There
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mrthenarrator · 1 month ago
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@employee052 Ahem.
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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think
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mrthenarrator · 2 months ago
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everyone should have a small man that they torture
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mrthenarrator · 2 months ago
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I just thought they're very cute.
Kolbenenten (red-crested pochards) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.
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mrthenarrator · 2 months ago
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Life is wonderful, actually.
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Change of cake plans. Really craving some ice cream instead.
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mrthenarrator · 2 months ago
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Change of cake plans. Really craving some ice cream instead.
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