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Tardy to School
Camryn: I’m sorry I’m late today. My mom got a new car and she didn't know how to unlock it this morning.
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Stomach Pains as a 7-year old
James: Can I go to the nurse? I don't feel well.
*Gone for 10 mins. Returns to class*
James: Turns out my belt was on too tight.
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You called him fat?
me: ____ said you called him fat.
Holden: No, I just called him a wiener. Yeah, that's all I said, not fat but just a wiener.
me: ......
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Throwback to 2012?
Introducing German missionary friend to the 2nd graders.
me: (Trying to get the kids excited about our guest) Does anyone know where Germany is?
**hands go up**
me: Excellent. What do you know about this country?
Eddy: (Hand shoots straight into the air) I know!! (With his finger pointed at our guest) You guys killed the Jews!!
me: ........
me (several seconds later): uh....... .............
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Throwback to 2016
The day Hannah E. learned that her teacher was impolite.
During Chapel, Mr. M walked up to the podium in regular fashion to share a word of encouragement to the school community. The music had stopped playing and the students (and teachers) sat respectfully, waiting in absolute silence - as they had done many times before. The only difference was that something out of the ordinary would occur that morning. Something that would forever change the way sweet, wide-eyed Hannah E. would see her teacher moving forward.
Mr. M walks up the stage, loses his footing and does a complete faceplant on the floor. The children and most of the adults respond in absolute shock. Gasps echo down the aisle as the sounds of genuine concern are heard from the children, “Oh no!! Is he okay?! Is Mr. Mershon okay?!? He’s hurt!! Someone help him!!”
....all while I sat in the front row laughing hysterically. That deer-in-the-headlights look that I couldn’t erase out of my mind as he fell in slow motion. Oh my! Of course I wouldn’t have laughed as hard as I had if he were truly hurt....right?
Hannah E: Ms. Kang!! (Look of absolute horror) How can you laugh?! He fell and he’s hurt
me: (Laughing hysterically)
Hannah E: You’re laughing at him, that he got hurt.
me: (Still laughing).....I’m sorry
Hannah E: (She turns her sweet big blue eyes away from me with a look of confusion and utter disappointment)
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Next stop: field trip to a farm
**Students recently learned a new vocabulary list of animals.**
Seidman: (Attempting to prompt students to recall their vocabulary words) What do you call a male chicken
Journey: (Eagerly raises her hand and waves it in the air)
Seidman: Yes, Journey?
Journey: A GOAT!
**Neighboring student, HH, responds in absolute horror, turning beet red while covering his mouth as his body convulses uncontrollably from laughter**
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The new look
me: wow, your hair looks great today. I like how you styled it. sam : oh, this is bedtime hair
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Trip down memory lane
*2nd grade - after reading about King Solomon & God’s promise to grant him anything he wished.*
Me (addressing the class): If God could grant you anything you wanted, what would you ask for?
Various students: million dollars, 100 more wishes, a big house, a puppy, etc.
James S: I would ask for a lifetime of faithfulness.
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Homophones
*During a Royal Reader*
Parent volunteer: ...He was utterly disappointed.
Vaughn: Did you say “utter”? That’s a cow jug.
Parent volunteer: Yes, but it has a different meaning here.
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What’s on the grill?
**Literature lesson - While reading Number the Stars I explained to the students that during WW2 they fermented rabbit’s blood & mixed it with cocaine to numb the senses of military dogs.
Thomas: Oh yeah! We use that all the time when we grill!
me: Use what?
Thomas: Cocaine!
me: ..........
Thomas: You put it on the grill....to make the fire!
me: Oh, you mean propane!
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Getty Field Trip
*Students standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling tapestry & making observations together*
Docent: Where on the tapestry do you see a musical instrument?
Student: There! I see one, on the middle age right.
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Bible Lesson & Essential Oils
*After discussing the year-long beautification process Esther endured using cosmetics, spices, and oils*
Sophia P: What kind of essential oils did they use for her?
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Beef comes from what?!
B. H: My dad wants to have pigs on our farm when we move to idaho so we can have bacon. That's so sad!! I would never eat an animal.
me: Have you had beef? B.H: Yes, but beef doesn't come from an animal...... me: It comes from a cow B.H: WHAT!
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Hazelnut Eyes
2/13/17
Question of the day: What color are the eyes of your family members?
Olivia: My mom and dad have hazelnut eyes.
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Benefits of Change
1/6/17
Question of the day: Do you like change?
Holden: I like change because then your life keeps moving on and when it doesn’t it gets boring.
Lauren: I like change because it gives you new opportunity.
Sonia: I like change because if someone doesn’t love God they can change to love Him.
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Cursed with groceries..?
While learning about The Fall
me: How was man cursed?
student: His work was made difficult.
me: How was woman cursed?
Reagan G: She was cursed with her...groceries!
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Learning “Humiliation”
Me: (while reading a book about space) Look at how large the Milky Way is. And we’re just a tiny speck.
James S: (under his breath) Yes, God is teaching us humiliation.
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