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hey aoby what's your deal?

J U S T I C E ! ! ! ! !

Absolute justice! I trust in my gut to uphold good and eradicate the evil and mean no matter what! Evil waits for nobody, so a hero like I must always be on the move ready to act the second something is off! Helping and trusting those who need my help and trust no matter what, stopping those who need to be stopped no matter what! I can feel this code running through my veins! For, it is my way! Justice!

-Aoby

[mspopstar]

Oh yeah no, Susie is murdering the clones basically on mass. I mean they are a bit bite happy but I don’t think that warrants shooting undisciplined toddlers in the face with a shot gun (and to be fair, the toddlers are probably justified in the biting)

DDD: "...Ya' gotta be kiddin' me."

DDD: "Yo, Susie, you killin' them Meta-clones baby things?? You killin' babies Haltmann?"

SU: "Ki-Killing babies?! Why, that's anti-ethical to what Haltmann Works Company stands for! Who said that! That's libel! I would never kill ""babies"" unless it's for scientific and/or ethical reasons such as severe deformities, stem cell acquisition, or the mother's choice in termination."

DDD: "Uh-uh. Lemme put it this way.....So yer' not killin' those clone things of yours?"

SU: "Oh! Yes, I am~ I a lot! However, they all have the bio-marking of being adults if that is your issue. I can give you the Haltmann Works Company Ethics, Morals, and Responsibility division's promise that Haltmann Works Company does not kill babies for the fun of it, but strictly for scientific purposes which rarely ever happens so we're not killing little Meta Knight babies as all of the Meta Knight clones we do kill, which is a lot mind you, are adults. And, to be fair, we don't use the word kill at HWC. We much prefer the usage of the word termination. It sounds less...vile."

DDD: "..."

DDD: "...Whyyyyyy....?"

SU: "Eh. Well, during their creation errors pop up. Such as being deformed. Too violent. Or just...wrong. All sorts of errors. It's easier and far more efficient to just kill them and try again, isn't it?"

DDD: "Barrin' the ethicals of you clonin' Meta Knight, my friend and...all of that. That's just plain wrong. Ya' can't just go an' kill things you create willy nilly, I'm sure that causes some bad mojo... Or somethin'. I'm not gonna defend ya' when there's a army of ghost Meta Knight's on your tail."

SU: "Eehh well, what am I supposed to do with the ones I don't want?"

DDD: "...Well... Crap. I dunno, give them jobs or somethin'?"

SU: "Hmph! If you think for a second I would trust an organic other than me with the meticulous work that goes on at HWC you're wrong! So wrong!"

DDD: "Uh-huh...I see. Well, can ya' shut it down? Let them go?"

SU: "No way! They know too much and I'm having way too much fun! Plus, I've found so much data I don't know what to do with it! Who cares if a few eggs break when I'm making so many omelettes!"

DDD: "Susie...That's!"

SU: "Ehh...?"

DDD: "Susie, when ya' do things like that it hurts my feelings."

SU: "...?"

DDD: "And, when ya' do things like that, it makes me not want to be friends."

SU: "...."

DDD: "Ergo, if ya' want to continue bein' friends with me! I'mma have ta' ask ya' to shut down this whole clonin' operation."

SU: "Well, if it's like that..."

DDD: "Susie, w-wait."

SU: "It was nice being friends with you, thank you for your time Sire! I'll be sure to terminate any HWC-Dreamland contracts, imports, and projects that are ongoing, pending, or planned. Buh-bye!"

DDD: "Darn, Meta Knight's really not gonna like this..."

-------------------------------------------------------- Well, I gave it my best shot. I even tried explainin' objectively, slowly, and clearly and that didn't even work. Usually that works. I think I ended up scarin' her off...

-King Dedede The First, Ruler of Dream Land

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[mspopstar]

“Question for Susie, are you in love with anyone? And if so, who is it?”

"Such information would be controversial and confidential, not to mention, all of that it is, well, it's a bit inconceivable. I'd prefer not to think about such things."

-Executive Secretary of HWC, Susana P. Haltmann

[mspopstar]

Well Susie considering you stole dna from meta knight for “research” in that proposed cheep skilled clone labor project. I believe that it’s immoral on the basis on your own capitalistic views because meta knight produced the dna, they put labor into it technically and if your copying muscle memory then it’s absolutely there labor. Stealing labor and stealing a persons intellectual and biological prophet kinda goes against the idea of capitalism where a persons ideas and property have value. I know meta knight didn’t just SIGN over his dna rights to you, he’s far to insecure to let multiple of him exist and far too prudish to be apart of cloning reproduction. So is that how your cloning workforce is gonna work ? Steal a skilled persons dna without their to create a workforce to devalue the skills they worked so hard to create ?

I’m just saying Susie, it feels like you really have no ethical boundaries when comes to making money, and that’s a really dangerous thing to be. I mean your dad was the same way and he had to rebuilt by you after doing something he thought would be a sure shot at profit and power.

And I know what your going to say “that won’t happen to me, I’m smarter and I’ve learned from his mistakes�� but that’s what literally every person says before they do something horrible to themselves or others.

Like I’m worried genuinely for your safety and the safety of all who your power reaches. Especially since you said you would KILL yourself and let an ai take over and I feel like everyone inst crazy to tell you “hey, please don’t kill yourself” , not even your investors I’m sure all your freinds would say the same thing. Kirby would just not let you do that.

And I bet you never thought to ask for magic help for transferring your soul over, like why don’t you hedge your bets on selfhood. Not considering variables like this can only lead to ruin Susie, I’m just genuinely worried you’ll do something really worrying to yourself or others long story short.

"...."

-Executive Secretary of HWC, Susana P. Haltmann

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Good Morning, Ms Haltman! Hope you got to enjoy a nice coffee drink - perhaps a mocha!

Do you have to butt heads with your board of directors on certain decisions? If so, what PERFECTLY REASONABLE ventures do you propose that makes them squeamish?

"Wait, wait, wait you think I -snrrk- hire a board of directors wh-who oppose me? Oppose my brilliant intellect...Ahaha...Aahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"Oh, you're serious! I have butt heads with a lot of investors, share holders, benefactors, etc... Many of them do not share my visions, my drive, my ideas. Some of them wish to usurp my father's company. Some of them are so worried about optics and ethics that it holds them back form achieving profit, gain, and victory! Oh, specially made clones for unpaid, uniquely skilled labour sounds good on paper, but when they see the costs for my machinery and clone maintenance package they run away with their tails between their legs! Or worse, they think the idea of having a expendable, constantly reproducing workforce that feels no pain is "unethical" how silly!"

-Executive Secretary of HWC, Susana P. Haltmann

[mspopstar]

Hey Kriby, what happened to blue you? Did he get eaten?

"Oh, that one! Aoby! Yeah, last time I checked he spends his time jumpin' from planet to planet, village to village an' likes to stop crimes and such... Real severe competitive and heroic spirit that one has and the way he jumps to conclusions and gotta assume somethin' about everybody! Actually, he's probably the only me that's a real pain in my ass..."

-Kirby!

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Dear Kirby,

As a follow-up to your answer that you believe you won't find a situation you can't solve with violence... What if one of your friends tried to hurt themself? I'd imagine that would be difficult to solve violently given. Well. That would be the 'bad outcome' of that situation and all.

What do you think you would do?

(ooc note: asking a heavier question because the topic was included in a previous ask response [locked in a white room ask]. Feel free to delete, ignore or make an example of this ask if you don't want to answer asks like this.)

KB: "Heeeh? But that would never happen! And if it did? If I had to do something? I'd simply stop them from doing that!"

-Kirby!

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Susie are you one of those scientists that doesn’t interact with magic at all because it’s “unscientific” or are you one that studies magic on the back burner because of how confusing it is with how it interacts with our known schemas of science.

I find it funny how some scientists fall into complete denial, show them someone casting fire ball and they just… shut down ? Science is not an iron clad rule , people can be mistaken and theory’s can be updated. They act like because magic doesn’t follow the usual logic that it SHOULDN’T exist and not , you know, actual put in the effort to study and understand it.

"Hmm... It is not that I do not believe in magic, nor do I feel the need to discredit magic. Compared to other forms of "anomalous energy control systems" magic is by far one of the least inefficient and slow in terms of learning and usage. However, magic is by far one of the hardest things to properly record and study through scientific method and "grounded, reality based" research because magic isn't absolute. I could study every genus of a common flower on planet Hotbeat, and see how the flower's evolutionary traits allows it to survive such harsh conditions through traditional methods but studying how a "fireball" works through a similar method? Well, that's hard to do.

At its core, magic "research" is just recording how to do a specific "magic" (commonly known as spells, rituals, powers, etc.) and what the magic does.

For example...

let's say a witch approaches a frog and says ✧˖°.hocus pocus⋆˙⟡ and points to the frog

and "magic" comes out of her wand and hits the frog

and that frog suddenly turns...

...into a very very handsome and charming prince!

...what actually happened here? Sure, at face level you can deduce that by saying the magic words magic happened and the magic turned the frog into that prince! But, that doesn't explain anything! How did the magic turn the frog into the prince? How did the magic know to turn the frog into a prince instead of something like an apple?

It is hard to research magic as a whole traditionally because magic is essentially a dot on a infinitely sliding scale that's determined by an infinite amount of sliding scales of other infinite amounts of variables of other infinite amount of variables. Take this graph for example! Each dot is a "spell" and each plane is a type of "magic", now instead of just those dots being there imagine there's a black dot for all of the white space to fill both the inside and outside of the boxes! Now imagine that there are an infinite amount of boxes on a infinitely expanding x,y, and z axis! See what I mean? There's too much that I wouldn't know where to start. From what Taranza has told me, most magic study is just wrangling "magic" into operations can that can be performed enough times without deviation to be considered a reliable "spell"! What a headache!

-Executive Secretary of HWC, Susana P. Haltmann

[mspopstar]

galacta have you tried using gen alpha slang

"It's been so long since I've used such tongues!"

-𝓖𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓪 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

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Forget caterpillars. I feel Kirby would be more scared of butterflies by now.

KB: "Yes some butterflies can be poisonous and some butterflies can be real mean and become a big butterfly baddie but that's not all butterflies! Now why would ever be scared of a lil' butterfly! Butterflies are so cute and pretty! They look like candy too! They taste good too! When I go catch bugs and stuff with Gooey or Bandee it's always fun to catch a butterfly"

-Kirby!

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can sectonia think for herself?

"O-of course she can! How dare you imply otherwise you low-blooded, pig shit scum! I bet you're one of those detracting, dirt-touching, traitors! Degenerate! Get out of my sight, you make me sick!"

-Queen Sectonia's Royal Advisor, Taranza

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Kracko! Kracko!! Come close. I know Kirby’s greatest fear….

CATERPILLARS.

Use that however you want to

KR: "Re-really... No way."

Kracko, God of the Clouds

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rectangleranger asked:

Good morrow, Sir Galacta! Did you start practicing weapons with a jousting sword or do you know other styles with different weapons?

(Legend speaks of the rubber chicken! A weapon that only masters can wield properly. Is such a myth true?)

"AND A GOOD MORROW TO YOU TOO! I have slept well once again to be able to even sleep in a bush brings me great pleasure, how joyous! What a wonderful question thyself has posed!"

"I consider myself adept to many forms of combat in a range of many different weapons and fighting styles, or even no weapons at all! Being able to pick up any weapon and fight with skill is a great need for any warrior of my capabilities. There were so many weapons I could chose, but the lance was perfect for someone of mine attributes! With mine magical abilities thou would think I would wield but a rod! However, a rod may be powerful in its abilities with magicks but tell me, how powerful is a mere rod if by the time you word out an incantation thy hast been already cut down! For someone who engages in close contact battle tis' not very powerful at all if I were to say! For my lance is the perfect balance between my magicks abilities and my physical abilities in swordsmanship. I can cast a Flame Spine and Crescent Shot with ease and then swiftly and elegantly break into Hyper Rush with nay bit of lameness! Oh, how I adore mine lance! How it catches the sun's light! How it feels in my hands! How its point cannot be stopped by any material or mortal! Crafted by the finest, with the finest, and for the finest! It is light yet sturdy, powerful but elegant! Tell me, can thy think of a weapon better than mine lance? Nay, I say!"

"Ehh...? Rubber...? Chicken...? I've not heard of thy weapon posed... I do know of rubber and I've eaten chicken... To combine the two... Perchance is it a common translation of a weapon from my time? It does sound familiar to mineself... Mayhaps I've glossed over it in my studies of weaponry. It has been so long... If it is a legendary as thou says it is I shall go ask that intellectual hermit Kirby's is friends with, he knows well when it comes to myths and tales of my time! "

GK: "Good Morrow! If it is not Magolor of the Lor's Starcutter and The Kings Pet!"

MAG: "Oh, Good Morrow Galacta! How are you?

MAR: "P-Pet?! How rude! Who are you to talk to me like that!"

GK: "Magolor, thou hast more knowledge of my culture and its intricacies than I care to remember! I've been told thou hast knowledge on many mythos and legends!"

MAG: "Wow! Than-"

GK: "So I have come at a request of thine knowledge! Does thou know of The Rubber Chicken? I cannot remember what it may be! I was told it was a legendary weapon. Perhaps it is a magical fowls large feathers tied and dipped rubbers to be used as a tamers whip? Does thou have any ideas?"

MAG: "Huh... The Rubber Chicken?"

MAR: "A rubber chicken... a legendary weapon?

MAG: "...What?"

MAR: "...No way... No way."

MAR: "Ohoho! Of course, your radiant excellence, if its of legends thou speak of I too happen to know of this weapon and many more like it! Perhaps, I can tell you of these weapons if yo-thou would allow!"

MAG: "Tch...."

This question was asked by @rectangleranger for some reason it didn't properly post from my drafts. I'm really sorry about that!

[mspopstar]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

I really liked Magolor's voice it's very theatrical and accented just as I imagine him to be I love it, and Bandana Dee's voice is cute too!!! I usually picture him with a raspy voice, but Bandana Dee having a soft voice is really good too! Wonderful job to the two of you!

My friend @inkaptnstach and I dubbed some panels by @mspopstar and I had a lot of fun with it!!!! :3

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what are the casts political beliefs?

K: "Politics? I don't really care about that..."

MK: "While others find distasteful, I for one support dictatorships and heavy militarist control, stricter, harsher, inter-planetary border control like the policies on Mecheye with an emphasis on foreign inter-planetary trade and market. Tell me, what are societies greatest issues? I believe it is because people are freely allowed to do things they shouldn't. Power and freedom is given and spread freely to those who don't use it or kept in those who don't do anything with it. It is disgusting, it is useless, and so very lazy. If all power was concentrated to one individual, an individual that is intelligent, strong, commanding, and fierce. An individual allowed to make all of the laws and beliefs every citizen must follow without any hesitation or disobedience, then everyone would be well protected and flourish! A lot of people, ignorant people, claim that such rulings are corrupt. HAH! Let me ask you this, how can it be corrupt if the man in charge isn't corrupt and has only the best interest in mind?"

DDD: "Anythin' that supports me! Monarchies for the win baybeee! Though, while runnin' a single man monarchy I still rely a lot on my cabinet of Waddle Councils and their waddlepolitics and social rules... Keeps things easier run. I still get that final say on anythin' though!"

BWD: "Anything that supports the Great King and his policies, of course! But, ah, it is good to have Waddle Dees who provide decent checks and balances too... I don't have any strong social policies other than maybe we should invest more into interplanetary communication, identification and protection! That way not just anyone can waltz into Dream Land consequence free! And, don't get me wrong, the Great King is great and so are all of his choices and decrees but there should be more financial and educational incentives for farmers and carpenters, more of our budget should go into the Waddle Dee army! We should have less spending going into...uhm... th-the Great King's personal projects!"

MAG: "The less governmental powers meddle in corporate affairs the better! Why do I have to report every little thing I do? Especially when you have sniveling pencil-pushing officials ready to report you for the tiniest of things!"

SU: "AI backed corporatocracy with a focus on quality of life advancement for organisms, economic growth and efficiency, and most importantly, technological advancement and breakthroughs! Can't have political, societal, and environmental, economical, errors if there are all calculated to null! Socially, I guess I support free bodily and transhumanistic autonomy! Oh, and instant death penalty for all savage evil-doers, that way there would absolutely be no crimes at all!"

TA: "I believe all higher powers that lord over commonfolk should only be passed down through a pure royal bloodline. All politics should be controlled and concentrated through these bloodlines. It is such that standards, rules, tradition, and more are upheld. Yes, there may be hiccups, but they're always rectified with the newer generation. You just can't trust the lower dregs.... the commoner with such power, freedom or choice. It is quite boorish that so many wish for such a tradition to be overthrown! Though, what can you expect from the dirty, illiterate common trash, non?"

[mspopstar]

TO KIRBY

FROM KRACKO

P.S.:

TELL DEDEDE IT'S BEEN 33 YEARS AND HE STILL OWES ME 16 BUCKS

FROM KARCKO KRACKO (AGAIN)

"This..."

"THIS IS SO MEAAAAN!"

-Kirby!

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Umm Susie? why do u need to drink that if u are a robot (눈‸눈)???

"I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!"

-Executive Secretary of HWC, Susana P. Haltmann