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yayyyy!!

YAYYYYYYY

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Dirty Work is one of the most reliable ways for me to get off. Thank you so much! 🫡

At your service ma’am

(I’m glad and more will come xoxo)

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Hey y’all! I’m sorry I didn’t post any writings I’m moving to a new place right now!

Buttttt I’ve been working on a lot of ideas and they’re all 4K words in - now I’ll just focus on one and am planning to post soon.

Love y’all (say it back)

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would you ever write a/b/o joel x reader? i feel like it’d be right up your alley bc you write so well with like unbridled (am i using that correctly) lust if that makes any sense lol, ofc there are many types of smut lol but i feel like a lot of yours are kind of like that??

Well… yeah. Guilty as charged. Can’t deny the allegations.

I love a feral lover, so anything A/B/O-adjacent—unhinged lust, obsession, need—you already know I eat that up. Honestly - I’m super into them fics too (don’t @ me I was raised on 2011 fanfic culture and it shows). So yes, that kind of energy is very much in my lane, and I’d absolutely write an A/B/O Joel someday.

(Like you said, I feel like any of my Joel’s would already qualify)

But yeah… the idea has been circling my brain like a little vulture and I just need the right angle to let it take flight.

And yes—unbridled was 100% the right word, good job. 🗣️

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I miss dirty old man series so bad

It’s coming babe, it’s coming

(Please… I have so many stories but so little time but I swear I’m coming back real soon.)

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i read your username like the mus in hummus and then alo like in hollow

Hummus is so good — I can’t even fight for my honor

(Its - Miss Salo- in my head, based on one of my names)

But I can be hummus

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I’m in misery — I finished the story, but there’s one turning point part I’m really not happy with. Now I’m torn: should I split it? (It’s already at 10k words per part, so it might be smart.) Or should I rework that section and post the whole thing together? It’s in your hands now!

If y’all want me to post the whole thing together, I’ll definitely need more time — and honestly, I thought I really loved this idea, but now I’m not so sure…. Don’t worry though… dirty old man Joel is coming back right after this. And there’s another dirty work part on the way too.

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i NEED oldman joel BADLY 🙂‍↕️🙏🏾

me too bestie…. me too

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Hi! Just wanted to say that "Dirty work" got me literally clenching, like, I'm not even exaggerating! The Pathetic x Mean dynamic was *chef's kiss*

The way he thought that just looking would be reward enough for all the hard work he was doing... The way she had to forcibly detach him from her pussy... The way he felt like he went to heaven when he understood he would get to actually fuck her... The way he spends forever cumming inside the pussy he's been obsessing over for so long... Ugh! You have such a brilliant mind!

Loved how right after being fucked brainless, she goes right back to her teasing, mean self.

I hope you have inspiration to write more about those two! I would love to read all the different ways she can tease him and be mean to him, but eventually reward him again for his hard work! Joel doubling his efforts to be even more useful in hopes of getting that pussy again! Ah! You have made me feral! Thank you!

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I‘m happy I got you clenching! 🗣️I gotta admit, „dirty work“ does slap and I AM already working on another part.. 🫢🫢

(thank you for reading!!! Muah muah muah 💋 )

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I just discovered your page bc I stumbled onto Dirty Work and holy mother of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!! Pathetic!Joel is now my new favorite thing. I'm biting at the bars of my enclosure!!

Thank you so much for reading!!! 🗣️🗣️ I LOVE Pathetic Joel and he WILL be seen in many more works coming. 🫦

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Turns out I dont know how to tease y’all without spoiling the whole story so… imma just post the whole thing soon! 🗣️

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just saw hbo Joel‘s death scene… I’m not okay and bring me a gin

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hii this might be super random but is your requests open? If so, where can I ask 😭 I’m lowk new to tumblr. anyways your writing is so good I love the style with a burning, searing, fiery passion. Also, any tips for new writers? This is my first time doing an ask thing so idk if I’m doing it right 😞 tysm okay bye!

Awww!! 🩷 thank you sooo much!!! You’re so cute—comments like yours make the neck pain and feral typing sessions so worth it. I swear, y’all are out here fueling the fire.

Requests are always open (unless I’m in a deep writing cave). Just send them through my ask box and don’t worry about doing it “right”—if it’s passionate or unhinged, it’s perfect already.

As for tips?

Write like no one’s watching. Don’t chase approval—chase the story that makes your chest ache and your brain scream until it’s on the page. That’s where the good stuff lives. Burn slow or fast, doesn’t matter. Just burn.

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have any of your fics been based on personal experiences? 🤭🤭

Oh, the stories I could tell…

Look, I’ve always had a thing for older guys. Call it daddy issues, trauma, call it taste—I’m not new to it.

There was this one, though. Late thirties. Nearly early 40s. Worked with his hands. Had a voice like gravel and a way of looking at me that made my knees weak in the dumbest ways. (Do you understand now why I like men like Joel Miller)

He used to fix things around the complex I lived in (my capability kink was thriving) — quiet, polite, didn’t say much at first. But then he started sticking around a little longer. Asking if I needed help with anything.

And I mean… I did.

He was patient. Confident without being pushy. The kind of man who explains how something works just to watch you understand it. (THAT always hit me)

He was the first one who slowed everything down. Made it feel like it was about me. Like I was the thing worth taking his time on.

Asked me out twice. First time, I brushed it off—I wasn’t really looking for anything. Just got out of something stupid. Didn’t want to deal. But he kept showing up. Kept being… solid. Confident. Patient.

The second time I said yes.

We made it three dates before we fucked. Barely.

Not ‘cause he pushed—he didn’t. He waited. Asked me real soft, like he already knew I’d say yes eventually. And when I did?

We fucked like he’d been thinking about it for weeks.

And GAWD was it good.

..anyway… I’ve always loved writing.

Like, always. Long before Tumblr. Before AO3. Before I even knew fanfic had a name. I wrote on random forums, in half-filled notebooks, on my phone at 2AM when something wouldn’t leave me alone.

At some point I thought—wait. Maybe other people would like this too. Maybe the things in my head aren’t just for me.

So I took my favorite issue-triggering character and ran with it.

And yeah …. you’ve seen the tags.

Found my place within the horny community. 💋

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I love your dirty old man series <3 are gonna write more? I miss it!!!

thank you and I will!!

Right now I’m finishing up something I’m quite excited about — but after that another dirty old man part will drop!! 🗣️🗣️🩷

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i’m in love with your writing #queenshit

I‘m in love with you now #thankyou 🫦

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Thinking about dirty old man Joel hehe. I remember in the first fic you wrote that the reader joined this program that like involves helping veterans? I don’t remember it exactly. But like implying Joel was in the army/military and got injured in combat (at least in my mind) like ughhhhh he fought for our country oooooo man in uniform😛😛😛😛

Like ahhhhhh lemme take care of you Joel I’ll do the cooking the cleaning whatever you want baby. I will always help you stand up from your seat I’m strong enough I can pull you up I SWEAR.

Also veterans are treated so shitty by this country they deserve to have hot girls take care of them.

You just gave me the perfect excuse to add a little backstory to Joel in the next Dirty Old Man part—because God knows that man has seen some shit.

Letting him open up about it, letting reader bring it out of him all slow and sweet, a little rough around the edges, a little raw. Maybe he’s never really talked about it before, not like this. And maybe she’s the only one who’s ever made him want to.

And yeah, it’ll probably end up cute and sexy, because how the hell else does it go with them?

Horny old fucker