I am here, unscathed. Well... scathed. Very scathed. But happy. And hungry. Mostly hungry. I am Much, self-appointed cook and rightful Lord of Bonchurch. If you feel the need to talk, simply drop by and I'll help you as much as I can! (Tracking tag: muchthemillersson)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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#face#robin#v: canon#//BROOOOOMANCE#//aww look at them together#//i wish we got to see more of them as kids
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“Getting stabbed is no excuse, my food is as decent as you’re going to get. At least be grateful that you’re getting that...and the Masterchef thing was one time.”
“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.”
kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences
“ But I was stabbed. Anyway I thought you were meant to be a chef. Do you know who would be disappointed Much? Gregg Wallace would be disappointed. ”
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“Nope, not at all. This is all you, and your...your smug attitude!”
”Well, the food may have a small something to do with it.”
“I’m stuck with you, and therefore I’m in hell.”
Mafia themed sentences
“ Of course……& this has nothing to do with the lack of proper food at all .”
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Robin: [in a crowded Nottingham and can't find Much] This calls for drastic measures
Robin: [yells at the top of his voice] ROBIN HOOD IS NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR TO THE CROWN
Much: [from across the courtyard] wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?? I think you'll find my master-
Robin: There he is
#*claps*#//yep#//I'm pretty sure Robin has done this at least once#rightfullordoflocksley#crack#keep
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Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥
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life is strange || starters
more under read more . ( SPOILER WARNING ) feel most free to change pronouns , etc .
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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
#meme#//BECAUSE YES IM FINALLY HOME FOR SUMMER#//NO MORE TRAVELLING#//OR EXAMS#//YEEEEES#//ok seriously though i want to get back into tumblr now im so sorry for the break guys#:(
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“It was your beater that hit it into her!” Much threw his arms in the air. “You are impossible!” He grinned at Robin. “We’ll beat you next time, you’ll see! I’ll get Liam on my side and we’ll take you down!”

Robin laughed, unable to help himself as he watched Much re-enact some kind of fighting move.
“ Well I take it you don’t fight it & it wasn’t biased, Madam Hooch was refereeing until that bludger hit her and that was only moments before we caught the snitch. ”
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I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going ‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’
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(BBC) Robin Hood Season 1 Starters
Shh! Quiet.
We have won, and they should be ashamed
I shouldn't have said that.
When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.
I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby.
In fact, I can feel a song coming on.
You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!
I love you. Have I ever said that?
I said no stopping! Why do you never ever listen?!
I'm not saying anything.
That man is a showoff. If there are no eggs left, I'm going after him.
How are you? I thought of you.
Don't worry, I can look after myself.
I don't care about you, I care about my father.
Are you really as naive as you seem?
You think you can pick fights with these people and get away with it? You think you can slight them in public?
You are a fool.
What is your crime?
It's more than we ever managed before.
Pardoning them? I will see them hang in the morning. You yourself said that we risk rebellion. We must have order.
These are not holy men. These people cannot plead the cloth. Get on with it.
I came last night to administer their last rites.
Will you tolerate this injustice? I, for one, will not!
Everything is a choice, everything we do! Grow up.
This...is a rescue!
You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die. Of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.
It will be dangerous.
You still love him?
You cannot give yourself up every five minutes!
Is it all just a big joke to you?!
Is it all so serious to you?!
Nothing like a tragedy to bring out the do-gooders.
Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to pierce your eardrum with a stick?
I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!
We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!
He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Are you hurt?
Let them hang.
My brother's had more chances than he deserves.
Do you know the worst crime a man can commit?
Marry me. It is the only way. As Lady/Sir ___, I could protect you. What do you say?
You leave me no time to think. A moment ago you were going to hang me and now you want to marry me.
Is it so difficult to prove your loyalty?
So what about me? Will you...marry...me?
I will marry you
I have an apology to make
You seem to be short of friends
No! Stop! This is wrong. I can't take part in this. You will regret this. You will see sense and you will regret it.
They'll be so disappointed to know that underneath your fine words, you're just as violent as the next man
And look at you now, you're just a common outlaw. House and lands lost. Do you think I don't laugh every time I sleep in your bed?
Surely, you would have friends elsewhere that would take you in.
I thought you'd given up a long time ago. But, you still carry a torch for her, don't you?
Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!
He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.
All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.
Life is a cruel mistress. Clean up your mess.
Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.
I hate the cave.
It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.
My father treated the wounded on the battlefield. He said never lie to a wounded man.
You are not going to die and I have never lied to you.
This is not the time to argue.
Do not tell me when it is time to argue!
I say you are a fool when I mean you are a hero.
I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.
What do girls eat, anyway?
Bored now. Kill them!
I think we're gonna die.
Why didn't you tell me?
Your father will be safe; I have made provisions for him. You see, as my father-in-law he is protected. As my father-in-law.
You are cruel!
I have moral grounds! This man is a liar and a traitor and her heart belongs to another! Let her tell you that.
I am sorry but you are wrong. I know you mean well, but my heart lies here.
Get him out of here!
Do you take this man and this horse as your route out of here?
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This is an ambush!
You don't say.
There's poor people going hungry.
So what's it gonna be?!
Speaking of our lady-leper-friends, time to go and get the pretty one... and her daddy.
If they resist, shall I use force?
Get up to speed - use force anyway
I have a feeling we're not to welcome in the corridors of power at the moment.
Come and join my gang.
That kiss spoke volumes.
Really? That's not what I heard.
That's not fair!
You just don't get it, do you?
You are not weak!
Anyway it doesn`t matter to you.
You've always been weak
Why don't you just jigger off!
Ah, the sanctimonious old fart... and her father!
I gather you've been careless with your wood fire
You know full well that is not the case.
We both know that's not true, don't we?
Who cares... what you believe in? Hm?
I have a plan, and I will not tolerate dissent.
So, you are under house arrest, here in the castle, until I can find some use for you.
You think you can humiliate a man at the altar? A man like me and get away with it? You're wrong.
Who is the Nightwatchman?
I'll make sure to kiss him when I see him for stealing from you.
That's your real problem isn't it, you need people to love you.
What's he doing? Why isn't he running away?
There must be a cure, medicine, yes?
I'm not strong. I was being you...so you'd notice me...so you'd love me.
I love you. I've always loved you.
I want him dead. Whatever it takes, I want him dead.
It's too dangerous!
No! For once, just listen to me!
See you on the dark side. Shoot him!
Am I to drown in everybody else's incompetence?
Stupid too, so you and he should get on.
He also has a weakness for gambling.
I've taken my bath six months early for a reason!
This world is full of idiots, waiting to be parted from their money. But as you know... the house always wins!
I don't trust you.
If it were me, I would slap your fickle face.
Say goodbye.
Let him live.
He's a noble and a good man. He must be worth more to you than a sack of rocks!
I will kill this man.
You will be punished for this. Be in no doubt...you'll be punished.
You saved my life. I'm grateful.
I could not watch you die and do nothing.
What have you got for me?
So what's your proposal?
Someone's impersonating me.
YOU... WEASEL-FACED... WHORE'S SON!!!
And the funny thing is...you might be telling the truth.
And how am I supposed to believe you any more?
Don't kill me. Please.
Find me somebody to hang! I want to see somebody TWITCH!
At least do me the courtesy of knocking.
Get your possessions, you're leaving.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS RESIST ME, I'M ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU?!
I have nobody.
Humanity is weakness!
Oh gag her, for God's sake. She's pretty until she speaks.
Little Robin redbreast is about to become fried chicken!
I'm surprised you gave in to his demands!
If I wanted a wife, I'd have found one with better legs!
I'm not coming back, get over it... and for God's sake, change your clothes once in a while
She's not coming back. Move on
I assure you I haven't given myself to anybody -- yet.
I will always believe that there is a chance for you and me.
I need to think.
Stop thinking. Come home to me!
You burned my home to the ground!
If I could take that back -- if I could show you the side of me that wants to build a home, not burn it down...
I thought I might never see you again.
Don't kill anyone unless you have to.
Yeah, what's your point?
I am the man with a plan
If I'm going to die, I'm going to die by your side.
Let's find out who you really are!
You... don't... speak to me!
Why is nothing ever SIMPLE?!
You're safe
You saved my life.
You underestimate me.
I have demonstrated my loyalty. Now I would like your blessing.
I'll sing at your wedding.
Your heart... must be the coldest place on Earth.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!! DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET THAT PASS?!?!
You'll have to kill me first.
No. We're going to get out of this. I'll do this thing. Then I will have power beyond belief. And we will be together.
I would rather die, than be with you
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I just got this email from my college??? I mean what are we doing??? This sounds like a shitty side quest??? Are we creating a woodlice army???? ARE WE JUST GONNA RELEASE THEM INTO THE COLLEGE WHAT THE HELL????
#ooc#//this was honestly the weirdest thing#/like we came out of our exam and this was waiting#//freaking WOODLICE#//???????
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much, i have to suspect everyone! that’s me! everyone is me! you suspect me!
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