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title: everything has changed summary: alya bumps into chloe at university in the united states, which was surprising in of itself, but chloe is definitely not the same girl she knew in middle school. [chlolya, no miraculous au, college au, title from the song by ed sheeran and taylor swift] a/n: @paris-mystere hi I’m your @mlsecretsanta! j’espère que vous aimez cette petite histoire <3

Alya tried to tuck her phone into her backpack while opening the door to the lecture hall with little luck. She hurried to find a seat close-ish to the front, but not so close that the professor would be in her face.

Before sitting down, she properly put her phone away and pulled out her tablet. She glanced around and took in all the faces around her. These were the other students in her Intro to Journalism lecture, the class she had been dying to take before even being admitted to university. Scheduling conflicts with last year’s writing seminars got in her way, but no longer. She was taking the first step to her dream career and nothing would get in her way.

Except…maybe…Chloe Bourgeois?

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chlonette prompt: "surprise me".

Me: Hmm, what could be a good prompt that is decided upon my indecisive ass. *looks at the prompt again* Ah yes, let's take this literally lol.

This is the chlonette request by @goldenfoxtrotx ! Sorry this took a while. I was planning to just make it short and fluffy but my mind had other plans xD. Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy!

Surprise Me

"Surprise me."

Chloe must have misheard her, except Ladybug wasn't the type to kid around (well, usually). The heroine looked like she'd rather be anywhere but here in this conversation which made the blonde slightly sober up. She cleared her throat, and smiled "O-of course! I'm Chloe Bourgeois after all! I'd prepare us the fanciest date Paris' superhero will ever be on."

Date.

Marinette groaned as she face-planted on her bed, Tikki hovering over her sympathetically. The recent akuma definitely did not come close to the ones that almost had them but this, this was testing both her patience and sanity.

"It'll be alright, Marinette," Tikki said, hoping to soothe her distraught bearer, "Maybe Chloe on a date isn't so bad."

"I don't know, Tiki," Marinette rolled on her back, staring at the ceiling contemplating leaving Paris for the next few weeks, "I only agreed because she saved me from that akuma's hit. It's...only right. As payback."

"You could have said no," Tikki said, "I'm sure she wouldn't have pushed you to say yes."

Marinette frowned. The blonde's attitude was spoiled and rotten she doubts she would have taken it gracefully. She glanced at the clock; 9:45 pm. An early bed time it is. Perhaps this was all just a big nightmare she hasn't woken up to. Yeah.

"As for the next pair, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Chloe Bourgeois."

Scratch it. This was fucking doomsday. The class went silent as they nervously look between the two students. Clearly, the substitute teacher was not aware of the unspoken rule: do not put Marinette and Chloe in one place within ten meters.

Marinette gritted her teeth as she waited for the blonde to tell the teacher that this was ridiculous and demanded to switch partners.

Except it didn't come.

Chloe merely looked up from her tablet with a bored look, took a quick glance at Marinette and scoffed but otherwise didn't object, "Fine. Just make sure you won't drag me with your clumsiness, Dupain-Cheng."

What the fuck?

And that's how they found themselves seated next to each other to work on the class assignment. Marinette was too stunned to reply and so were the other students. The class moved in a sort of daze before forgetting about the ordeal and focusing on their own task.

Surprisingly - Marinette is starting to think this was a shape shifting akuma that took Chloe's place - the two managed to finish the project with minimal insults (well, as minimal as it can be with Chloe) and was now left in a slightly awkward silence. Close was busy tapping on her table while Marinette fidgeted in her seat. After a few moments passed, Chloe let out a sigh and turned her attention to the fidgeting girl, "What is it, Dupain-Cheng? We've already finished the stupid project."

Marinette looked at the blonde in slight disbelief, "Uhm, n-nothing."

"Clearly." Sarcasm.

"It's just," Marinette hesitated, suddenly enjoying the awkward silence just seconds ago, "You're usually pretty vocal on how you'd rather stain your favorite shirt than work with me." Chloe smirked, "And I still do, however, I'm quite preoccupied so I have no time for that. I got a date."

Marinette paled. Shit. Right, the date. She almost forgot.

Chloe didn't seem to notice her change of expression (or she intentionally ignored it) and continued, "I've got a date with Ladybug and I want everything to be perfect!"

"I see," Marinette replied, "And how do you plan on impressing Ladybug with a date?" Okay, maybe it was a bit rude to ask the person who had ask her alter ego on a date but who could blame her? Given their history, she's a bit wary of what 'perfect' means to the blonde.

"Well, since you're dying to know," Chloe smirked as she flicked her hair, "I've already reserved the whole floor of daddy's hotel just for us for one night. I've had the chef make us the most delicious meals and I picked out the cutest outfit money could buy."

It took everything in Marinette's will to not groan and sigh right there on the spot. Of course, Chloe would choose the fancy route. She was bloody rich and spoiled.

"Uhuh," Marinette replied unimpressed, "I'm sure Ladybug would be so impressed with that, Chloe."

Instead of her usual snide remark, Chloe's smirk wavered, "Of course she'll be impressed. W-why wouldn't she be?"

Marinette's eyed widened as the atmosphere changed. Shit, she probably struck a nerve there. She opened her mouth to apologize but Chloe already beat her to it, "Besides, if Ladybug doesn't end up liking it, then who cares. She just agreed after I pushed her out of the akuma's beam."

Okay, she's definitely struck a nerve.

"Chloe - "

"Save it, Dupain-Cheng."

The cold night breeze tickled her skin. Ladybug spotted the grand hotel just a few buildings away and sighed. She still felt a bit guilty after what happened with Chloe in class and made a mental note to try to apologize tomorrow. Squaring her shoulders, she jumped as she held out her yoyo, swinging under the Parisian night.

She landed on the blonde's balcony and just a few seconds after, the blonde got out to greet her. She was...

Marinette's eyebrows rose in surprise.

...dress in a cute floral sundress and flat shoes. Her usual ponytail was replaced with her hair cascading down her back. Chloe had curls? And wow, she was this pretty?

She must've been staring for a minute because the blonde was blushing and looking down at her feet and Marinette mentally slapped herself.

"Ladybug!" Chloe said, horrified, "why did you slap yourself?!" So much for slapping mentally.

Ladybug just smiled, hoping the blush of embarrassment on her cheek was not evident, "The cold was getting to me. Had to warm up my face somehow." Liar.

Chloe didn't seem to buy it but didn't pry, "O-okay. Uhm, this is for you by the way." The blonde held out a box that she had apparently hid behind her. Marinette was surprised (again, seriously what is it with today and surprises) as she took the box carefully. Curiosity got the best of her as she unwrapped the perfectly wrapped packaged and pulled out an - oh.

It was a red scarf with polka dots. Just like a ladybug.

"I know you and Chat Noir patrol the city at night. The temperature is cold when it's nearing midnight so I thought..." Chloe was different. Really. Was this the real Chloe or Chloe 2.0?

She was still processing everything that the blonde seemed to take her silence as rejection. "But if you don't want it, it's fine with me. I could just- "

"I like it," her voice sounded a bit breathless. Maybe it was the chilly air, or the fact she jumped through buildings to get here or maybe, it was because Chloe was looking at her as she hung on to every word Marinette said. It was slightly...nice. "Thank you, Chloe."

That seemed to snap the blonde from the trance as she blushed again. Gosh, the Chloe Bourgeois was actually shy? Who would have thought.

"Ah, y-yes. It's no problem. Small thing." She looked behind her then back to Ladybug, "Shall we go inside now?"

Wow.

Yeah. Wow. When Chloe had told her she made sure the whole floor was reserved just of the two of them, she thought it meant the blonde threw a ridiculous party that only they could enjoy. But it wasn't. She didn't expect this. She didn't expect the small table at the center of Chloe's hotel room. Or the flowers. Or the fact she made sure the Paparazzi couldn't see Ladybug land and come inside ("I value your privacy," she said when she ushered her inside). This was....not what she had expected.

She felt even more guilty now.

She was also not expecting to... slightly enjoy the date. Okay, maybe she did enjoy the date more than she liked to admit. But who could blame her? She wasn't expecting to be served hot and comforting meals instead of the usual meals served with these fancy dates.

"I didn't know what you liked and I didn't want you to feel as if this was just some cheap date you could have at any restaurant," Chloe said as she took a sip of her soup, "I wanted it to be different."

Good Lord, this night turned a fucking 180. Marinette could only stare and stutter out a 'thank you' before they finished their meals.

After the meal, they decided to go back to the balcony where they did (tried) to stargaze.

"That one looks like a butterfly," Marinette pointed out. She was slightly alarmed at how comfortable she is with Chloe tonight. Chloe looked at where she was pointing and grinned, "Reminds me of Dupain-Cheng's pigtails."

Marinette's looked at her quizzically, making Chloe blush, "It's not like that! I mean, I don't even like her," huh, "I mean..."

Oh. "Yes?" She hoped her voice didn't sound too eager.

"She's fine, I guess," Chloe grumbled but there was a thoughtful expression on her face, "She's still the goody two shoes I met when I was still young but... she's grown a spine lately which I'm...glad for her. That girls needs to learn how to say no."

Oh.

"Oh." Was all she could say. This day really is full of surprises.

The two of them stay silent for a bit before hesitantly getting back to their previous conversation. The two fell into easy talking after, as the quiet night bled on.

Finally, it was time for Ladybug to leave. She lingered by the railings as she contemplated what to say.

"I had a wonderful- "

"I'm so sorry it wasn't the best - "

The two of them looked at each and blushed, looking away. "You go first," Marinette said. Chloe shook her head, "No. You go first."

Sighing but smiling a small smile, Ladybug turned to her companion, "I had a wonderful night. Thank you for inviting me."

Chloe smiled.

Holy shit. I think I'm gay.

This wasn't her usual snarky smirk or grin she threw at anyone who crossed her paths or who was named Marinette Dupain-Cheng. It was a real, swear to God, genuine smile.

It almost made Marinette slip off the railing.

"Thank you...," she replied, "I thought you'd hate it."

"Why would I?"

"Just...a remark from a classmate of mine. I mean, I deserve to be treated that way because I bullied her for years but..."

"But?"

Chloe sighed as she looked away, "But I think I should apologize. Time to be less of a bitch. For me and Papa."

They say third time's the charm but what the actual fuck? Damn. This must be an akuma's work or she'd definitely hit her head way too much she started hallucinating.

"I know she won't forgive me," Chloe's voice brought her back from her musings, "But I'd like to try, at least. "

Marinette couldn't help herself, "What makes you think she won't? This Marinette person seems nice. As you said, she's a 'goody two shoes.'"

Chloe smiled a small smile, "It's fine. I'm a brat either way, I almost lost Adrien and Sabrina and I- " Clothed hands grabbed her face as she met fierce, blue eyes staring at her.

"You will be forgiven. Maybe not by everyone but I'm sure some people would give you a second chance. It's up to you how you're gonna use that second chance."

"Ladybug..." It's only after Chloe said her name breathlessly did she realize how close their faces actually are. She did something she was sure was not awkward.

She let out a squeak and almost fell to her death if if wasn't for her yoyo.

"OkayIseehaveagoodnight! I'msureMarinette would be willing to give you asecondchance."

Then she literally ran form the conversation. Great. Reali slick, Ladybug.

Marinette looked like she was being personally targeted by Hawk Moth (which, technically, isn't far from the truth) as she tried to act as normal as possible in school. Hopefully, Chloe was too sleepy to be here. Hopefully, Chloe was too shocked to be here. Hopefully, Chloe was too busy to be here after last night - oh shit, last night! She left without saying goodbye. Fuck fuck fuck.

"Marinette."

"I'm sorry. Goodnight!"

Chloe looked just as surprised as she was. Marinette groaned. Well, another reason for Chloe to tease her.

"Right..... anyways," the blonde said, her foot tapping nervously, "I was wondering..."

Marinette raised a brow.

"If you wanted to get coffee with me and...chat."

Oh.

"Oh." Damn.

Chloe snorted, her usual snarkiness back but Marinette could have sworn she saw a small smile flash just for a second, "Don't get too excited. I just wanted to...talk about a few things." Few things, sure.

Marinette cracked a smile of her own. Maybe...Chloe would keep to her promise. "Sure, tell me the details later."

The blonde's brows furrowed, "What? Just pick where you want to go, Dupain-Cheng."

Marinette smirked, "You're the one who invited me, Bourgeois."

"Ugh," Chloe rolled her eyes, "You're a pain in the ass. I can't believe I'm doing this. Fine. What do you want?"

Maybe it was the multiple surprises being dropped on her like a bomb, maybe it was the absurdity of the whole situation overall, or maybe she still feels a tiny bit... something, about the almost kiss last night.

"Surprise me."

AN: I didn't proofread any of my fics so far so apologies if there are any mistakes.

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Kyle and cartman are put in a situation where Eric is in no way to escape.

"Just leave, Kahl." Cartman whispered defeated as he no longer tried to escape his soon to be death. He looked at Kyle pleading to leave.

"No," Kyle stated still desperately trying to lift the pile of wood that had fallen on top Cartman’s body before the fire spread worse. It was useless but he kept trying, "this is my fault, you shouldn't have-"

"I did Kyle, and I'll do it again to keep you safe," Cartman admitted feeling how his limbs numbed, "you have to leave now."

"KYLE!" Stan shouted from afar.

"Go.."

Kyle looked at him for mere seconds contemplating what he was about to do, but it was far from ever leaving Cartman's side.

Laying down besides him, Cartman watched in an horrific shock. The ginger man turned to look at him and in a softly manner..

"You know what I learned today, fatass? I can't live without you Eric..."

Cartman just stared at him in awe, "Kyle..." devastated.

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Cartman being so overly affectionate that if he we're to be on the streets and gets super excited he'll hug any stranger that's besides him and Kyle HATES it, he's so overly jealous and everyone knows it not even Stan gets savior on this cause if Cartman holds his hand for a couple of seconds outta full on excitement over something Kyle will follow Stan to the bathroom, lock it and cross his arms leaning against the sink waiting for Stan to finished whatever he's doing

Stan will perceive this before opening the stall door, sighing defeated expecting Kyle to already be there and reluctantly goes out and then there's Kyle already sending him daggers

"Is there's something between you and Cartman?"

"Oh god, it was for like a brief second dude, how the hell did you get to see that!?"

"Why wouldn't I not see it, Stan?"

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Headcanon pc Kyle being a sly flirt with homeless Cartman while his friends are outta sight like:

“Hey fatass”

*groans* “what do you want now? Brag your success, money, kids?”

“That sounds like a good way to start, but actually just wanted to take you out for dinner” *wink**nudges his arm* (he also for his dismay develop his father winking gesture)

Cartman finds that habit cringe (Kyle can be cringe sometimes it’s canon!; TikTok dances, the brand system. Which are things Cartman shown to dislike hdhahsoejshs) so headcanon of cringey adult Kyle with cheesy pickup lines and Cartman just rolling his eyes to it, ALL THE DAMN TIME.

“Do you have a name?-”

“Stop acting like you don’t know me already ???”

“-or can I call you mine? I was gonna say that. Let me finish you fat piece of shit. You ruined it.”

“Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry.”

“You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.”

“I don’t have money, what class of joke is that?”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you.”

“I swear Kahal, I hear one of your out of google pick up lines one more time im gonna go drown myself in piss water.”

Kyle can’t help himself, he stands his ground to it cause he really loves his pickup lines; thinking his acting all cool and hot while Cartman just sees him as a complete dork jshsjahsh

Kyle thinks Cartman’s an easy catch bc of his current situation but Cartman is way too stubborn to make that possible.

Also headcanon Cartman had always wanted to have kids more than anything in the world. So it sucks ass seeing his arch rival archiving that and he can’t bc no women seemed interested in getting with him.

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we all know that cartman has the hugest crush on kyle known to man, but what if he's like borderline obsessive??? i BET he already wrote kyman fanfics (a handful of other ships too)

like he'd collect kyle's ginger hair, sticking it in his notebook or idk?? cuddles with a pillow as if it was kyle returning the same love- MAN THIS IS KINDA ANGSTY BRO but daydreaming is the worst. bro always imagines some typa romantic novel in his head, where kyle would hold his hands, kiss him everywhere kissable and just sugar coat every word that comes out of his mouth- AAAAAAA💕💕💕

but theres also KAHL! idc what yall say but deep down hes also the biggest loser in denial, probabaly dreaming about cartman worshipping him, saying how "kyle is the greatest and the one that made me the best version of myself, kyle is the only that can fix me" or some shit.. bro would also practice rizzing cartman up in his room (LMAO JUST IMAGINE SOME SCHOOL PIC OF CARTMAN STICKED ONTO ONE OF THOSE BAGS WHERE U PUNCH THE SHIT OUTTA EM AND THERES JUST KYLE TRYNNA RIZZ IT UP❗❗❗❓ ❓❓)

in conclusion: theyre both oblivious idiots inlove

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Happy weekend, here's another kyman dating AU part 2 lol (they're so gay I wanna punch them!! 😤)

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Kyle is just as if not more abusive to Cartman. He hits Cartman in the face with a shovel breaking his nose because he said something off-colored. He wishes for Cartman's death and even gets excited about it. He encouraged Cartman to jump off a roof knowing that he could possibly die. He's made fun of Cartman for having HIV, but all of a sudden it's not funny when he gets HIV. Hypocrite much. And some of you seriously think that Kyle is a good person. Good people don't wish others ill.

Kyle is the one that is actually obsessed with Cartman not the other way around.

Whenever Cartman says something he doesn't agree with he always has to argue him down about it. He's the only one with the exception of Wendy, that cares way too much about what Cartman does, where he goes, and what he says.

He snuck into Cartman's room in "Ginger Kids" to transform him into a ginger kid to teach him a lesson. Which backfired, like always. These are not actions of a good person with good morals.

Kyle is an asshole, a hypocrite who treats those around him like shit when he doesn't get his way.

Kyle is more like his mother than he realizes. His mother literally started ww3 with Canada over a movie. Kyle blew up Canada, almost blew up a school, and purposefully broke up a relationship for his own sick amusement.

And you really think that Cartman is worse than Kyle. Give me a break.

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Kyle: I'm so fucking sick of Eric's bullshit schemes. He's such a stupid asshole.

Stan: Dude we're literally at your engagement party. To Cartman. Who you...love?!

Kyle: I know, fucking look at him! *points to the other side of the room where Cartman has just quietly choked out the DJ with a microphone cord for not playing the right Selena song he wanted*

Kyle: I can't believe I have to marry him now! Unbelievable.

Kenny: You really don't have to?....

Kyle: Nah, I'm gonna.

Stan: Are you gonna take his name? Then you'd both be "Cartman".

Kyle: Hhhhhhhnnggg....I think I'm gonna be sick.

Kenny: Aww, he's already got morning sickness. Can I be the godfather of your terrible Cart-man babies?

Kyle: >:(

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I like to imagine Kyle being the type of person to easily contradict his word over something that benefits him.

I see Kyle denying having a thing for Cartman (probably not realizing it himself), hating him with much despair. Like there's so much passion in that hatred it's genuine. No one is as despicable as Cartman, no one could ever beat Cartman in the people Kyle despises and wishes gone the most. Cartman's actions are unjustifiable, his bigotry, his narcissism, selfishness are things to be considered awful and undesirable. Unhuman.

However, if Cartman were to magically turn into a girl, for Kyle this is a immediately switch.

Cartman being a girl makes 'perfect sense'.

Cartman pissing him off? 'Fuck, she wants my attention.'

Cartman just being Cartman 'I think she isn't so bad on the inside..'

Cartman teasing him endlessly 'I think she likes me.'

Cartman just being in his way 'I think I should ask her out.'

Stan having to contradict Kyle cause his best friend is a desperate loser who is willing to date his rival just cause he's now turned into the opposite gender and is 'dateable'.

"Dude, that's Cartman."

"I know, but like.. she's a girl now."

"Yeah but like- that's Cartman?"

"Stan, chicks piss off their crushes all the time."

"But Cartman isn't crushing on you he genuinely despises you and the fact that he was turned into a girl won't change that."

"Yeah, but she's a chick and single. I'm gonna ask her out."

I see Kyle making sure to distract Cartman, turning his attention with something else instead of him focusing into changing back as a boy cause he sees this as a opportunity to justify pursuing Cartman.

Cartman is also oblivious of Kyle's intentions on him, he just knows Kyle's has been acting alot 'nicer' to him.

"Look Cartman.." Kyle walks alongside 'her' while wrapping his arm onto her shoulder, "things have been rough for you these past few days, but I'm here for you."

Cartman arched a brow confused by the sudden closeness and nice choice of wording, "why thank you, Kahl. I think I have my suspicions on mephesto being-"

"Yeah, yeah that's great, Cartman- but did you know the new Spiderman movie is out?"

"Really? No fucking way, I didn't even know there was gonna be a new Spiderman movie!??"

"We should totally see it together then!"

"Sweet, yeah, that sounds great!"

After like a brief minute Cartman starts feeling a little suspicious and kinda awkward, "Um.. your arm Kyle."

"Oh, right."

And it's just Kyle sabotaging Cartman's attempts to find out who/what cause his change and how to return back to his usual self.

Also Kyle seeing Cartman as the most desirable person he would die for a chance to date with in the entire school after being turned into a girl is also a contribution to his little obsession on keeping Cartman from changing back.

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Wsg, tumblr? Long time no see. I've got a new exe and since it is my believe that these two shine most in their personality and dynamic, I'll be hosting an ask blog!

Go nuts with your asks n stuff! Yall can ask Jiji, Amy or both!

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cartman: *is genuinely devastated with zero ulterior motives and just wants to be left alone*

kyle, his worst enemy: I am going to burn the whole world to the ground

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Holy shitttt bruh Who let her have the chaos emerlads 😟😳😳

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kyle when cartman is busy so he has to hang out with stan instead

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For those who attend exams, good luck!!! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)💞💞

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Just an imagination - kyman angst, cuz why not and I'm lazy af

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'Stupid kisses that lead to destruction' a kyman short comic (bonus part) because why not?