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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Preorders available, dial 1-800-073-NAMI on your transponder snail now!

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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Steven Universe ended on a great note, but now I just really want a spinoff series about Steven travelling across America and inflicting his own brand of weirdness on people

“So this guy walks into the diner. I say ‘guy’ because I had no idea how old he was, he was either a very tall child or a babyfaced grandpa. He’s wearing a bright pink varsity jacket and flip-flops, and when he’s done breakfast he gives me a fifty-dollar tip on a five dollar breakfast. So now I’m thinking, ‘Oh, I gotta know more about this guy,’ and I ask him what he does for work.

“And this guy looks at me, and he looks like the oldest man in the world, and he says, and I quote, ‘I used to run a school but I retired because the stress was killing me,’ and walks out. I think about him maybe once a week.”

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[ID: The two books memes. There’s a very thick book on the left labeled “Girl Genius”. On the right is a thin book labeled “Girl Genius if the Muses had guns”. End ID]

Hot take courtesy of @somebodyssherlock-heterodyne lowering my impulse control.

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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Tiktok makes me feel smart

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I think it's hilarious that I was obsessed with the Hunger Games when I was like. 8. Fell hard into YA dystopian fiction, decided I grew out of it in late highschool and it was cringe, and came back to it in my 20's.

I have the comprehension skills now to appreciate it beyond the surface level thriller vibes when I was. You know. Younger than all the protagonists.

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Vibraslap or some kind of bell?

Falin on the french horn is perfect. Just enough of that deep seated weird.

DUNGEON MESHI OST ART I OWE YOU MY LIFE

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Had to pause stardew while catching up on magnus protocol.

Oh god. That. That made me have to stop and process. That's quite frankly, horrifying. Love when one gets reminded that this is a horror podcast for a reason lol.

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my favorite thing about Corporal Carrot is that he’s a romantic hero plopped right in the middle of the greediest cesspit of a chaotic neutral city ever to debase the pages of literature, and yet instead of having his shining idealism destroyed by an uncaring reality, he makes reality embarrassedly put down the weapons and agree to make nice, and then mutter an awkward “Good morning” whenever it passes him on the street.

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It's 2024 and I'm still mad that somebody anonymously rated my fanfic a D and gave a detailed list of everything that they found wrong with it when I was 13 and it made me incredibly paranoid about my writing to the point where pretty much stopped.

Like, I was handwriting fic during school and then editing as I copied it with weekly uploads and one guy proceeded to wreck my self esteem so badly that I just. Stopped.

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In my heart and soul I think marcia would have 10000 awful habits even worse than the ones she already has. If she wasn't eow. As it is she has to be somewhat respectable and functioning but if she wasn't eow. Nothing would stop her

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors