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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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The Onion continues to never miss

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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

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𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮?

𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓮𝓵?

This is a pose I saw on Pinterest

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😳

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i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird