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Don’t take anyone’s word as gospel unless it’s mine unless I say not to in which case don’t
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his sandwich ingredients had no friction so they all just slipped out one by one when he picked it up. and just kept on sliding till they were out the door
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When that guy from the song SAIL says maybe I should kill myself
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This blog is straight up weird lol
LOL Im Im Kinda Weird But Im Kindy Nasty Though Im Kinda Cute Though Too
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#diy tattoo#tattoo#tattoo artist#tattoos#scratcher#jpeg#image compression#jpeg compression#file compression
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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foliose lichen textures, freehand apothecia
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