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IM OBSESSED WITH THEM HELP ME-

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EEEEHEHE THANK YOU FOR THE TAG😭😭💖💖

HIIII I'm Isaac/Muppetears!! and I share a birthday with Sonic the hedgehog, June 23rd :]

Everyone introduce yourself and the first fact that comes to mind about yourself.

Hi, I'm Pal and I eat the paper on straws.

@i-eat-rusty-nails @alocalpizzadruid @punkeropercyjackson @f3lixthecatboy @stup1d-k1llj0y @bunny-and-the-ink-machine @averydeadshootingstar @meicherienewsies @yourl0calqueer @demigod-jack-hearth

@purple-dinosaur17 @idkimgayasf @cowboisposts @perfection-official @mr-tellmeafuckingsecret @sicko-with-a-bat @justabunchofcrowsinatrenchcoat @mimilove2003

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I LOOOVVC THE WAY YOU DRAW THE STACKABLES SO MUCH ESPECIALLY DRYSDALE

AWWWBWJDNWJX OH YOU GUYSYSSS💖💖🫳

Thank you so so much😭😭🧡🧡 this means alot to me, I love drawing Drysdale!!!!

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I’ll just be 🤍🩵 anon if that’s cool only bc I constantly come here to compliment art

WHY ARE THE TWO SO PRETTY STWAP IM GONNA DIEEE it makes me wanna write some cute fics with them bc they’re so pretty and soooo

I WOULD FUCKING. EXPLODE IF YOU DID??? OH MY GOD??? STACKABLES YURI WITH MY DESIGNS?? yall are too sweet I think i need to die. /pos

NO BUT DO TAG ME IF YOU DO I WILL CRY

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Shakes,,, shakes im so in love with her guys uh-

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I can't stop. Thinking about her-

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Me when I completely. Forgot to share my DE ocs??? ANYWAYS, I'm gonna post my little dryer sheet guy first!! :D

His name is Conrad "Gale" Gainser, named after the man who invented dryer sheets, and Gainser because, haha, Gain dryer sheets (his design is heavily inspired by Gain packaging🧍)

He's like Drysdale's little assistant/butler, he's cutie,,,,😭💚

Anyways, yes, did I make an OC kind of based off me to ship with Drysdale??? Yes. Yes I did.

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1) apologies for running through all ur date everything posts & knocking all of them into my grocery cart

2) i made a drysdale pfp that i think is so funny & i was waiting to post it in a big pfp post but ive decided i would like to show u, dear drysdale truther

(ive yet to see how well it reads on tumblr...im using it as my tiktok pfp & tiktok 1s r just bigger. Ur welcome to use it if u like or just have a giggle ^a^)

3) tiktoks prompts 4 me to add little quotes or whatever over my pfp now just looks like drysdales talking

AWWWW OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SWEET???😭😭🧡🧡 I would so love a higher resolution of this so it can be my pfp on here /pos, I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS YOURE SO SWEET

Also thank you thank you for enjoying my work, I aim to please💖💖 yall are the best I swear<3

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Ack I’m so sorry if this is spammy I genuinely just didn’t see anything I just really like your art and wanna commission you but I’m really shy and feel a bit awkward messaging you out of the blue

AGHHH DONT FEEL BAD, DUDE😭😭💖💖

You're so so sweetie, and I really appreciate all the kind words🧡🧡

You are so welcome to ask about a commission!!! Keep in mind, I do only have cashapp<3

A portfolio/commission page might be coming out in the future :3

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I need to tell people about the Washford findings I got from listening to his voice lines I am so sad right now.

"You came back? Nothing more interesting than me out there, after all, hm?" OH AND HES COCKY SOMETIMES TOO??? guys I've been sleeping on him i am so sorry

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"He so adores strangers... it would be no hardship on you." HE SAYS IT WITH SUCH FONDNESS :(((

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"No no, not that long... for most of that time I... I had my special friend. Drysdale. I heard that having a good friend with you can make almost anything bearable..." I'm gonna need you to stop. Please and thank you??

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"Who would I be if I were just... happy? What a silly question. I already know. I'd be with him. I'd be dancing, I'd have the balance of heat and warmth and gently caustic humor to dry me out and warm the chill in my veining pipes... I was *happy*."

THIS. RIGHT HERE

STOP THROWING BRICKS AT ME?? I AM UNDER CONSTRUCTION AT THIS POINT PLEASE

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Hey guyssss I was just listening to a compilation of all of Drysdale's voicelines and I recorded the ones I love the most/haven't seen yet. ENJOY THAT AND ALSO ME. GOING INSANE-

HRIWBDJD

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Washford/drysdale/dirk? NO WASHFORD/DRYSDALE/ME. LET ME BE THE TWINK IN THIS OLD MAN POLYCULE IMA SMOOCH THEM BOTH

love your art as always, lady Washford and lady drysdale also have my heart, it’s a good day to be bi-something something

YOURE SO REAL AND TRUE FOR THIS TNOWNXJWBD BUT.

Have some more genderbent Washford and Drysdale!!!!!

Individuals,,,, under the cut💖

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Shakes she is so fine-

I DONT LIKE WOMEN BUT FOR HER ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

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WASHFORD BE UPON YEE

This was for @books-n-smiles !! A very good friend thehe💙💙💙

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Thinking of something that has been on my mind for. Awhile since Date everything came out so this is gonna be ANOTHER RANT POST- hear me out till the end please,,,

This is petty, and I am not one to one to hate on or even dislike ships. Even if they're immoral to ME because I cannot change your mind on those ships, and you cannot change my mind. That being said.

I do NOT FUCK WITH THE SHIP DIRK/WASHFORD/DRYSDALE. in my opinion, actually, it's like the worst thing you can ship out of everything in the game even if theres nothing technically WRONG with it.

You are super duper allowed to like it!! You do not need my permission or grace to do so, but as you can have your opinion on it, so can I and I hate it with every fiber of my being.

It goes against EVERYTHING that is Washford and Drysdale's characters, they are madly, unequivocally in love with each other, and I know, I know. They're fictional and you can ship a character in a canon relationship with another character that isn't their partner!! I do it all the time!! I fuck with Drysdale/Keith alot, BUT, it's literally not something either of them would like???

Again. If you were Drysdale and you lost your partner due to your actions, would you want to be in a polycule with the man you lost previously AND THE MAN YOU EMOTIONALLY CHEATED ON YOUR PARTNER WITH??? HUH??? IDK ABOUT YOU BUT I WOULDNT.

And if you were Washford, would you want to be in a relationship with the guy your previous partner EMOTIONALLY. CHEATED. ON. YOU. WITH. I think I would be very fucking uncomfortable. I can not lie to you.

And no, this isn't me hating on age gap relationships because I don't care, and this is my dirty laundry, washer and dryer😭😭 BUT I find zero appeal to this ship. Like at all. I do not get, I do not see how people looked at these three and went "heh, yeah, they fuck." But like.

I know this is stupid, and I know this is petty and it doesn't make sense and I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings about this :( please do not let me discourage you because there is probably appeal you could explain to me that I just didn't catch. This is just how I feel about them, and it's been eating me up and it makes me so uncomfortable to see people not understand my favorite characters despite saying they love them WHICH IS PROBABLY A BAD THING TO FEEL

To any mutuals, I might have that DO ship these three,,, keep living your truth💖💖

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I know i have already posted today but eh, I like being in my own corner💖💖

I AM SPREADING THE DRYSDALE IS HAIRY PROPAGANDA

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Drysdale has a specific love for thrifting even if his taste is expensive. I cannot tell if he loves it or hates it😭😭

He has an affinity for old hand mirrors, specifically their handle designs

He's the type to replace his bedroom ceiling lamp with a disco ball

Has an unorganized mess of rings and necklaces he barely wears. He's like. More whimsy than I could ever be😭😭🧡

Steals bath robes from hotels on the regular, he deserves comfort and style,,,

The type to keep landline phones so he can twirl the chord.

OH AND I KNOW HE FUCKS WITH THE MUPPETS

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved Mamma Mia

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved having a walk-in closet and a collection of brightly colored feathered boas

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved collecting miniature furniture/objects

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved and hated crossword puzzles

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved learning magic tricks/card tricks

RIP Drysdale, you would've loved golden girls-