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No sleepwalking is waking up on the stairs with a bruised body because you fell down the fucking stairs and just stayed there and didn't wake up until morning.

Sleepwalking is the body’s “charging your phone while you use it”

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Stay safe please.

There’s been a terrorist attack in Sri Lanka

At least 138 people died so far and there’s over 400 injured in a number of explosions set out around the country, including in the capital, Colombo. Five churches where people were celebrating Easter and three five star hotels were targeted. If any of you live in Sri Lanka or are visiting it, please stay safe. Both locals and tourists have lost their lives in this heinous act. My heart goes out to the victims and their families and friends and everyone in Sri Lanka. I am so sorry.

Update: two new explosions went off. The death toll is now at 185. I want to express my deepest condolences to the families of the victims.

A nationwide curfew has been declared. Everyone, please stay safe.

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What if I’m a duck

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

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nobody:

me: even on the LOWEST setting the ceiling fan in my bedroom seems incredibly dangerous. i mean it wobbles to an ALARMING degree, which is impossible to ignore now that i sleep directly under it. and yes i know it’s supposed to spin but is it supposed to spin THAT HARD?? if there’s any possibility at all that a ceiling fan could come unhinged while i sleep and murder me that’s something i should be CONCERNED about right

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why is tumblr so inactive?

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I found the artist who made @markiplier ’s icon

I remember Mark talking about not knowing the artist on WIRED’s Google’s autocomplete interview, so this came mind!

She is yungdenpa on Deviantart - here is the link to the art on DA ⬇️⬇️⬇️

She also made a speed paint on youtube (uploaded in 2013, man, such a long time) ⬇️⬇️

Spread a word about this artist, and let’s give credit to the person who created the icon that’s been with us for so long!

@markiplier

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Fakes/Irresponisble

It can be hard to tell a fake from irresponisble.

Fake handlers

-Do not have a disability

Irresponisble Handlers

-working an unhealthy/overweight dog

-Handler is abusing the dog

-Dog is lunging/attacking other dogs or people (violent dogs are not allowed in public. This can be very hard to work past.)

-Dog is stressed and anxious/overwhelmed (needs to be worked past. It isnt kind to the dog to work them over their limits)

Irresponible handlers are indeed handlers. They are handlers who work dogs in such an unhealthy way that some might consider it abuse.

There really isnt anything to add to the Fake handlers. Because if they dont have a disbability they are Fake but even the misbehaved teams could be legit and just irresponisble.

I have edited this post quite a bit because I didnt realise quite how it sounded.

Their is no way to tell if a dog is fake. Not all disabilites can be seen and no one has the right to ask about a person's disability.

What i am trying to say with this post is that there are fakes. (Who we have no judgement to call out because we can never truly know)

And then there are Irresponsible handlers who work their dogs unhealthy.

Their is also no way to tell if any team is real or not. If you have an issue go to management. Try to keep a safe distance and not get hurt if you aren't sure.

It is impossible to know the full story.

In addition I'd like to thank the people who commented on this post originally because they helped me realize what revisements were needed and how what i had written was sounding.

I posted this on the wrong account. My SD account is @service-dog-info

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You can have a service dog and still be active and strong

People need to stop implying that those with service animals who can defend themselves, do sports, and do any amounr of physical exertion are fake.

We all have varying levels of severity in how much activity we can do.

We also all have different disabilities of varying severities.

Some people might have a lethal allergy but you might find them wrestling or doing olympic sports.

Someone might have a disabling anxiety disorder but still be able to communicate and do things normal people do.

If someone has the ability to do something, they arent going to stop just because they might have a harder time doing it. Or perhaps certain things are easy.

I can start a fight club with my friend so we can both learn how to defend ourselves without much hardship.

But i can still have severe panic from simply walking down the hallway or breathing too loudly.

It just depends on the person.

We all have different strengths and weaknesses.

We all have different situations and topics that can trigger our disability.

But if a service dog can improve the quality of life by a substantial amount then that person is definitely "deserving" of an SD. And they probably aren't a fake.

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There must have been chefs in the middle ages who got arrested for attempted food poisoning, just because the food tester had some kind of allergy nobody knew of

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Giraffes must have to take really deep breaths to get fresh air all the way to their lungs

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People hate writing essays for school, yet will willingly write a 10 paragraph long essay with sources to win an argument online.

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every time a professor says “you’re familiar with this concept already” everyone in the room transcends into the astral plane for a moment and cackles

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“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”