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always some kind of fucking temperature

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Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism.

Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful.

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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

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one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

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Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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a special message for a very special someone

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

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I remember when they did our HPV injections in high school loads of girls tried to refuse it and surprise surprise like half of them are now antivaxxers on Facebook still whining on and on like "omg I CAN'T I'm afraid of needles" that's great Jordyn, I'm afraid of dying of a preventable disease because you were too much of a little bitch to contribute to herd immunity.

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HAWKEYE ep. 1 - Never Meet Your Heroes

“You’re … You’re Hawkeye !“

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thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

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seven episodes ago:

no luck this season huh

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just got back from my first shift as a welder. i have a beam attack now