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"You're right, that was stupid of me to say." "..Apologies for that."

..Hello, Mr. Upshur.

I know just as much as you do that we at Murkoff are looking for you. I don't suppose you could.. tell us where you are? Save us all the trouble? It would make the search much easier, and might grant you certain privileges once we do find you. If you comply, that is.

...God, this is stupid, I should have listened to Pauline.

Fuck off already.

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"...Hm. Thank you for the clear, concise answer. I'd expected you'd answer like this, at least. Well, no hard feelings."

..Hello, Mr. Upshur.

I know just as much as you do that we at Murkoff are looking for you. I don't suppose you could.. tell us where you are? Save us all the trouble? It would make the search much easier, and might grant you certain privileges once we do find you. If you comply, that is.

...God, this is stupid, I should have listened to Pauline.

Fuck off already.

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"Great to hear, great to hear! I couldn't tell you if this is normal for the facility, I'm afraid, I don't spend a lot of time there."

"I do a lot of my work from outside the office, so to speak."

Hello, Mr. Park. How has your morning been? I wanted to welcome you to the platform, because it's always nice to see more coworkers on here! I won't bother you for long, just popped in to say 'hi.' :-).

oh! hey! i didn’t see you there for a second. mornings been uneventful, haha. making your daily rounds, i guess? :)

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"Not quite, more just welcoming you specifically! Sorry if I spooked you by the way, just wanted to greet you."

"How are Lisa and the kids? Going good, I hope." :-D

Hello, Mr. Park. How has your morning been? I wanted to welcome you to the platform, because it's always nice to see more coworkers on here! I won't bother you for long, just popped in to say 'hi.' :-).

oh! hey! i didn’t see you there for a second. mornings been uneventful, haha. making your daily rounds, i guess? :)

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(。・ω・。) hello paul tell us your favorite color!!

"Oh, hello! My favorite color?" "I'd have to say yellow. That's why my favorite tie is yellow." :-D.

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🛌💤 Zzzzz... Zzz... Zzzz.... 💤

"Hel- ..."

*Paul sucks in a breath. When he speaks again, his voice is much quieter.* "I think they might need their rest. I'll leave them to sleep."

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"Ah, no. No work involved, just meeting people, but thank you for the offer."

"Alice actually recommended I try this site. As to meeting her, she's a very busy girl, I'm afraid, but I can tell her you said 'hello.'"

Afternoon, Dr. Trager. I didn't realize you were also on here! It's such a handy little site, isn't it? Able to reach people so quickly, makes things way easier. Alice was kind enough to make me an account, of course.

Afternoon, Marion! Reach people, huh? You on one of your little investigations? 😉 Let me know if you need any information. You know I’m always happy to provide.

You should introduce me to that kid of yours sometime, she’ll love me.

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OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

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"Those are very good photos, Mr. Zimmerman! Very cute."

"I'll admit, I did not know that, but it's an interesting fact. You know, I recently considered buying a pet, so it's a fun coincidence that we're talking about them now."

Another Murkoff employee, is that not cool? I do accounting. I am good with the numbers. it is always nice to see a coworker around, regardless of what department.

Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met, but you're right, it is always nice to see a coworker.

I believe I've heard of you, so it's good to put a face to the name, finally. :-D.

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"I'm quite good. Been getting plenty of messages on here, which is new. Not a bad new, mind you." "I can understand why you're popular. You seem to be one of the good ones, and I see why people like you."

Another Murkoff employee, is that not cool? I do accounting. I am good with the numbers. it is always nice to see a coworker around, regardless of what department.

Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met, but you're right, it is always nice to see a coworker.

I believe I've heard of you, so it's good to put a face to the name, finally. :-D.

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Another Murkoff employee, is that not cool? I do accounting. I am good with the numbers. it is always nice to see a coworker around, regardless of what department.

"Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met, but you're right, it is always nice to see a coworker."

"I believe I've heard of you, so it's good to put a face to the name, finally." :-D.

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hey so your user makes it seem like you work with murkoff, i'm assuming you do, so what if i'm considering voluntary hospitalization, not that i am or anything i am doing fine but i'm just wondering if you think their mental health programs are up to what I hear they are? i mean i could just be being paranoid about the whole thing too.

"I do work for Murkoff, you are correct. Hello, by the way." :-)

"In my opinion, I'm not the best to ask about all this mental health stuff, but I think Murkoff's medical services as a whole are very good! Very helpful, and good for anyone who might need it."

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The face is called a kaomoji! they are from japan and were made in the 1980s! also bird watching is awesome. I'm a bit scared of birds though. ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)

"Oh, thank you! Those are very cool, though I will admit, most of my knowledge of technology comes from Alice." :-)

"Bird-watching is very fun, though I'd imagine it might not be if you're scared of birds."

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Do you have any little hobbies? or people you don't like? come on, share some workplace gossip with the class. ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

"Truth be told, I've found myself interested in bird-watching, as of late. It's easy to do, and I find it a good way to pass time when there's a lull at work."

"As to your second question, I believe it is bad manners to gossip about one's coworkers so openly."

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"Family doesn't have to be about blood, Father. Sometimes, just finding your people and keeping them close is enough."

"I'm glad my advice could help."

Hello Mr. Marion. You’ve been working here a lot longer than me. Any advice for when the work stress starts to get to you…?

Er, hello. Yes, I suppose I have. Hmm. Well, usually, when work gets to me, I like to strive to spend more time with my daughter, Alice! So, I'd recommend spending time with people you care for. :-).

She taught me about those faces, aren't they amazing?

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Hello Mr. Marion. You’ve been working here a lot longer than me. Any advice for when the work stress starts to get to you…?

"Er, hello. Yes, I suppose I have. Hmm. Well, usually, when work gets to me, I like to strive to spend more time with my daughter, Alice! So, I'd recommend spending time with people you care for." :-).

"She taught me about those faces, aren't they amazing?"

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OOC POST !!

Hi, guys! I was inspired by friends doing this, so I made an Outlast blog! DNI if you're below 16.

★ I go by Lady, when out of character.

☆ I use she/her when not in character.

★ I am aro/ace. Do NOT send me NSFW things. I'm not okay with it.

☆ Outlast is a horror game! Please, please, don't just jump in without checking if any of it's topics and content will be triggering/upsetting to you!

★ This blog will likely have spoilers for all Outlast games and DLCs, as well as the Outlast comics. Content from any game is alright with me, for asks and other interactions!

☆ Interactions can be ocs, canon characters, or neither, as long as you're not breaking one of the two rules I set out! ★ Posts that are out of canon will be tagged as such, and ones that are in canon will be tagged as such. ☆ Stay safe & have fun!