murphyslawyer
murphyslawyer
Murphy's Lawyer
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Meghan.
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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honestly though.
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I should be allowed to talk about eating pussy in political campaigns.
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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There’s always something on Reddit
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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murphyslawyer · 9 days ago
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Not everything needs to be paid on an installment plan, your house, yeah that makes sense, car, sure, laptop or furniture, yeah those can be pricey, but GROCERIES?? TAKE OUT?? A PET BIRD?? A VIDEO GAME??
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murphyslawyer · 10 days ago
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getting very popular on tiktok to say things like "bisexuals can only celebrate pride every other day" or "bisexuals can either celebrate up until or after june 15th!" sorry but is bi erasure/not being seen as "gay enough" for lgbtq+ not Part Of Why We Need Pride In The First Place
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murphyslawyer · 10 days ago
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Images from the No Kings protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025:
Minnesota:
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Chicago:
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San Diego:
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Dallas:
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Seattle:
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San Francisco:
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Philadelphia:
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Los Angeles:
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(source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5, source 6, source 7, source 8, source 9)
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murphyslawyer · 10 days ago
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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin
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murphyslawyer · 10 days ago
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I should be allowed to talk about eating pussy in political campaigns.
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murphyslawyer · 10 days ago
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If you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become
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murphyslawyer · 16 days ago
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I can't believe the number of people I've seen deriding the Madleen flotilla.
That boat was entirely peaceful. It was carrying aid such as baby formula to people who are being starved and bombed indiscriminately, many of whom are children and all of whom are civillians. The people on the ship were civillians trying to save lives. They have been kidnapped (yes, under international law they have indeed been kidnapped, they didn't choose that wording to "mock the Israeli hostages" or whatever the hell people are saying, yes I've seen people saying that), in international waters, illegally, for trying to get food to people who are being systemically starved.
I cannot BELIEVE that "hey maybe starving and bombing innocent people and children is a bad thing, and maybe these people trying to get what little aid they can into the place where people are dying of starvation and wounds from bombs aren't totally evil" is a CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT.
It had been two years. Tens of thousands of people murdered. Israel has all but admitted that they are committing intentional genocide, yet the world does NOTHING. They are murdering children for the actions of terrorists, a minority who were motivated by the constant mistreatment and killing of their people. Yet people still say, "but Hamas!"
How did we get here?!
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murphyslawyer · 17 days ago
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The volunteers aboard the Freedom Flotilla 'Madleen' sailing to challenge the blockade on Gaza have been kidnapped by Israeli forces.
Pressure their foreign ministries and help keep them safe!
Baptiste Andre, Omar Faiad, Pascal Maurieras, Reva Viard, Rima Hassan, and Yanis Mhamdi are citizens of France 🇫🇷
Web: https://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/navigation/email-us/
Twitter: @FranceDiplo_EN & @francediplo & @jnbarot
FB: @France Diplomatie & @Jean-Noël Barot
IG: @francediplo & @jeannoelbarot
Sergio Toribio is a citizen of Spain 🇪🇸
Twitter: @SpainMFA & @MAECgob | @jmalbares
IG: @exteriores.maec
Bsky: @jmalbares.bsky.social | @exterioresgob.bsky.social
Thiago Ávila is a citizen of Brazil 🇧🇷
Twitter: @ItamaratyGovBr
IG: @itamaratygovbr
FB: ItamaratyGovBr
Greta Thunberg is a citizen of Sweden 🇸🇪
Web: https://www.government.se/contacts/
Twitter: @SweMFA
FB: @SweMFA
IG: swedishmfa
Suyab Ordu is a citizen of Turkey 🇹🇷
Twitter: @MFATurkiye
IG: @tcdisisleri
FB: @T.C. Dışişleri Bakanlığı
Mark van Rennes is a citizen of The Netherlands 🇳🇱
Twitter: @DutchMFA
IG: @minbz
FB: Ministerie van Buitenlandse Zaken
Yasemin Acar is a citizen from Germany 🇩🇪
Web: https://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/en/visa-service/buergerservice/contact-form
Twitter: GermanyDiplo
IG: @auswaertigesamt
FB : @Auswärtiges Amt
The Madleen is a UK-flagged ship. Under International Maritime Law, the UK government has full jurisdiction over this ship – and a legal duty to protect it and every civilian on board.
🇬🇧 Contact your local MP, here’s a template you can use (from before the 12 volunteers were kidnapped).
Sources: Freedom Flotilla Coalition instagram page and Telegram channel.
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murphyslawyer · 19 days ago
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elon on Twitter rn
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#US
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murphyslawyer · 19 days ago
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i'm crashing out lmfao
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murphyslawyer · 19 days ago
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#US
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