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phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

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Immer noch alles Bäm?

i'll be real with you maybe ist nicht alles bäm. maybe ist es eher nur so ein hohles bonk

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Bonus:

Shopping Queen Zitate ft. Tatort Saarbrücken

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Have you ever eaten langos?

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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Es is noch nich mal zehn in der früh wieso bin ich so gottlos am schwitzen

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sometimes i feel like a fake scientist because i use an online molarity calculator tool to make most of my solutions rather than doing the math myself, but then i spend the day helping someone from another lab with a new assay and she says "i asked chatgpt what amount would be best and it told me--"

and i'm like you know what. maybe i am a real scientist. i am the last bastion of true scientists on this earth actually

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!

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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

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I'm doing numbers. Not on tumblr, just for fun. Hehehe. seventeen

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Source : Colette Henderson

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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