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Memez

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i like to imagine the act 1 kirkwall gang hanging out on those steps outside gamlen’s place for no reason. just sort of lounging and bickering

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Dual Wield Studio: "UNITE THE VEILGUARD! Dual Wield Studio is now an official licensee of BioWare! Celebrate the release of Dragon Age: The Veilguard with our brand new items launching Nov 1st at 11 AM PT—discover more here: [link]" [source]

"BioWare and Dual Wield Studio Enter Into Licensing Agreement for Dragon Age Franchise, First Collection To Launch Following Dragon Age: The Veilguard Dual Wield Studio is thrilled to announce a new licensing agreement with BioWare to produce Dragon Age merchandise, starting with Dragon Age: The Veilguard. We plan to produce plush, apparel, accessories, bags, pins, stationery, 3D figurines, and more.  The first collection will release November 1, 2024 at 11am PT, following the global release of Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and will feature nine items including a keychain plush, blanket, prints, and acrylic accessories. The Thedas Map Blanket will be available to order when the collection releases; all other items will be available for preorder and are due to arrive mid 2025. The preorder window will last until December 6th, 2024 at 12 PM PT."

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Just jumpscared myself by accidentally clicking on the Tumblr premium, £65 annual subscription for removing adverts on the trash heap are you for real

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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How's it going?

You can see 4chan traffic rank increasing drastically. The alexa ranking is not accurate because of a biased sample. But movements on the graph can be the value of learning. http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/4chan.org

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Clean it up hiro….

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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I got the fucking funniest screenshot, this has massive reaction meme energy

for example

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Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

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they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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Getting my ass kicked this month so I am now projecting my period cramps onto Solas dragon age

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Post Veilguard Solavellan shitpost:

Lavellan: “So, Vhenan, do you actually know when people interact with your shrines?”

Solas: “No. I never cared for the idea of being worshipped as a god.

Lavellan: “Oh… good..”

Solas: “May I ask why you wished to know?”

Lavellan: “…. When you left me after the exalted council.. I did some things to your shrines that I’m not.. entirely proud of.”

Solas: “As was your right. Surely it could not have been as bad as what I put you through.”

Lavellan: “….. every shrine I came across.. I left a cup of tea on it.”

Solas: …

Lavellan: …

Solas: …

Lavellan: …

Solas: “Forget what I said. You are the purest form of evil.”

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requested a cameo from gdl and asked him to make solas say 'fuck'. enjoy.

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The most beautiful mushroom that you will see today