"shes always fine; thats her problem" | somehow i kin every marauders era character. its unhealthy | dori they/she/he | ao3: music_of_the_heart
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I'm not constantly sticking the needle on my fingers because I'm shit at sewing by hand. I'm microdosing stab wounds to develop an immunity to daggers.
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one of my friends not in the fandom just sent me a drarry tumblr screenshot on instagram
the infection is spreading 😈
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I'll truly never fathom why fans, especially fans IN the fandom, would want a Marauders movie or show made. Like be real, for one jkr sucks and two it wouldn't be at all like you like the Marauders😭 no wolfstar, no Jegulus, no Desi James for you Desi James fans out there. It'd be four straight white boys in high-school and you'd lose all the magic of the fanfiction
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James: What's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Regulus: The audacity.
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Barty was so sure he would hate Marlene when Dorcas wanted to introduce him to her but she showed up wearing a t-shirt saying my dick is bigger than yours and that was the start of an unlikely friendship between the two
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"sirius would rather be free than safe" "regulus would rather be safe than free" okay well sirius was locked up for twelve years and regulus didn't even make it to nineteen so ig neither of them were free or safe
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repeat after me:
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
this is not instagram or whatever other like-based social medium, likes don't matter that much, your experience is not shaped by an all-knowing algorithm, but by you and reblogging is the lifeblood of this godforsaken corner of the internet
if you love tumblr and if you want to show your appreciation for the creators of the content here, you reblog
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Marauders characters as a conversation I had with my friends
Lily: It's mufti tomorrow right?
Mary: yepp
Lily: Thank u!
Marlene: The temptation to say no
Mary: yeah who knows maybe im lying
Marlene: Yeah
Lily: Pls don't lie guys, my heart can't take this. 😂😂
Remus: It's mufti I promise xx
Marlene: No it’s not
Remus: Ignore her Lily
Remus: I'm telling the truth
Remus: She's a liar 🐀🐀
James: neither are telling the truth.
Marlene: welp
Sirius, drunk: What is truth
James: i am truth
Sirius: Woah
James: 😈
Peter: I feel like the concept of truth being evil is not a good thing
Remus: well i mean all truths can be evil if they negatively impact someone which all truths probably do if you took in the impact that they have on every single human being if they were placed in that situation
Regulus: You negatively impact me
Remus: i negatively impact myself bae join the club
Barty: HA real
Sirius: Although who's to say what evil is? Perhaps the people being negatively impacted are evil. Then maybe the truth isn't anymore.
Barty: yes bae get on that
James: I'm too tired for philosophy.
Regulus: im too tired for you but i dont see you shutting up.
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How to use Em Dash (—) and Semi Colon ( ; )
Since the ai accusations are still being thrown around, here's how i personally like to use these GASP ai telltales. 🦄✨
Em Dashes (—)
To emphasize a shift / action / thought.
They're accusing us—actually accusing us—of using AI.
To add drama.
They dismissed our skills as AI—didn't even think twice, the dimwits—and believed they were onto something.
To insert a sudden thought. Surely they wouldn't do that to us—would they?
To interrupt someone's speech. "Hey, please don't say that. I honed my craft through years of blood and tears—" "Shut up, prompter."
To interrupt someone's thoughts / insert a sudden event.
We're going to get those kudos. We're going to get those reblogs—
A chronically online Steve commented, “it sounds like ai, idk.”
Semi Colons ( ; )
To join two closely related independent sentences / connect ideas.
Not only ChatGPT is capable of correct punctuation; who do you think it learned from in the first place?
Ultimate pro tip: use them whenever the fuck you want. You don't owe anyone your creative process. 🌈
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"i'm a boy" "i'm a girl" okay??? well i know i will be dead long before you read this??? but i want you to know it was i who discovered your secret??? i have stolen the real horcrux?? and intend to destroy it as soon as i can??? i face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more???
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pov: james is actively pursuing regulus but reg doesn’t realize and just thinks the universe is tormenting him for having a huge crush on james.. so he’s trying to get james to stay away from him
james: so! what do you for fun!?
regulus: bite people.
james: oh.. yeah, i had a biting era when i was younger!
regulus, screaming internally: does nothing phase you?????
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