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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#I had to think about this#and decided on 5-9#I have difficulty finishing a 3 egg omelette#but also#I can’t be trusted around deviled eggs#I could probably eat 5 deviled eggs aka 10 halves#and have bad belly afterward and reciminate I didn’t knock it off at 4
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
#also#the flies?!?#so annoying and gross#I used to live in a dry climate and I’d leave whole doors open no screens#but now I live in Florida#and have had literally 3 moths and a one of those huge mosquito eaters fly in#in the time it took to enter my house#I do not like bugs in my house#I like them outside the house
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Murderbot showing up in Exit Strategy like “whats up ive been on a journey of self discovery and i’m back. you’re doing everything wrong btw” is SO funny from PresAux’s perspective
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This bird is me
#I fucking love the bird#k pop demon hunters#I love that it stole the tiger’s hat#I love the idea of the tiger wearing that tiny hat
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Give me more deranged expressions for animated female characters please because I am SO FUCKING HERE for this
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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
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K-Pop Demon Hunters is a delight and chock-full of back-to-back bangers.
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Headcanon: the alien with all the arms laid the eggs and the alien with all the legs guards the eggs and then raises the surviving offspring.
Evidence: the alien with all the arms looked more wet. The alien with all the legs has two heads and is therefore better able to track and watch over its young.
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