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That’s gonna be me when I’m 76 and the only person I have left is the fake succulent that I killed two days ago.

Me: Is it hot in here?

Doctor: It’s a bit cool actually.

Me: Then the only hot thing is me.

Doctor: God dammit Doreen stop making jokes about your 114 fever!

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Name mood board for Francesca -Pastel

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HOT MCU THEORY

the current mcu is actually just a marvel au of homestuck. thanos is caliborn, infinity war was [S] GAME OVER, and tony stark is boutta egbert retcon this shit with the help of shuri, a stand in for terezi. i rest my case

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yall marvel fans are weak as shit, assuming everyone who dies once is just fuckin gone. back in ancient homestuck times no one was pronounced dead until they’d been killed in every imaginable universe and had been dead for at least four acts. hell even then people still lived. wiki pages were of no help at all. two people paid 10,000 dollars just for their characters to show up for a page and then die. and we were happy about it. grow a new pussy and be patient marvel fandom

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Blasts im not okay (I promise) while sitting in a bathtub full of marinara sauce bcs ur life is more messy than ur sauce covered hair

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song: good

song about love : very good

song about lesbians: very very good

song about interracial love: very very good

song about interracial lesbians: VERY VERY VERY GOOD

song about shapeshifting interracial lesbians:

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(OC™️) @joybare Would you play it?

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Why the FUCK does Hanzo’s Bow look like something Nerf made?!

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Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

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the ultimate writing prompt

“And they were roommates”

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Dogs stung by bees

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