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there’s something about this guy being confused and looking around that i love 😭

he does not know what’s going on‼️ who put him here⁉️🗣️

he only has half a braincell 😔 (Charles has the other half)

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do you think Erik would keep this picture in his wallet?

now i’m just imagining someone seeing this photo in his wallet when he’s an old man😭

“Is that your son? grandson?”

“No? 🤨 that’s my ex husband.”

I think he'd have something like this🥰

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They're always eating everything

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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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okay guys we've all had a lot of fun with the whole "five day work week" thing but let's stop joking around. we only need three. four at the absolute maximum

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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my beloved murder wife (who is definitely not about to step on me)

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

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nerd humor

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The night sky on Mars

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