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idk if it helps anyone else but know that ur girl vero was stupid enough to help a colleague with a question (like genuinely help her, wasted half an hour asking questions to make sure i deliver the right answer) only to be hit with "thanks for the help, are we gonna see each other at the x firm next monday", KNOWING DAMN WELL that she's the only one hired. and also that i helped her with more than half of the things she delivered which landed her the job. knowing that there was only one spot opened and she got it. alexa play without me by halsey.
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CHERYL , forget ariana grande's god is a woman and welcome to vero's antichrist is a woman. the only comics i like are horror. she's a babe but she has the worst of intentions. probably the only time in the archie universe when she has both siblings alive. she's a cheri cheri lady, like modern talking were once saying.
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HARLEY , psychiatrist with a lotta noggin problems. will bash your head if you cross a line. fell in love with a clown but she was the clown all along. will psycho - analyze you.
JOKER , the clown harley fell in love with. no one knows who he is, only that he's a problem. no insane asylum can keep him. would totally burn thousands of dollars to keep you warm (or for funsies), it depends on your perspective.
PETER , smart guy until he got bit by a spider. great entertainer, would've been a standup comedian if he wouldn't have had to save the world or whatever.
EDDIE + VENOM , weird combo. eddie wanted to get his life together, but ended up with an alien inhabiting his body. live action lilo (eddie) and stitch (venom) if you ask me.
MORGAN , she can love you 3000. daddy issues are definitely there. chaotic good. apparently she wants to be like her father (but things don't always work out the way she wants them to).
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DAPHNEĀ BLAKEĀ ISN'TĀ WAITINGĀ AROUNDĀ FORĀ MYSTERYĀ INC.Ā ANYMORE.Ā Ā Ā she'sĀ hadĀ herĀ fillĀ ofĀ playingĀ theĀ damselĀ inĀ distressĀ Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā yeah,Ā that'sĀ howĀ theyĀ alwaysĀ sawĀ her.Ā therefore,Ā afterĀ splittingĀ fromĀ theĀ gang,Ā she'sĀ strikingĀ outĀ onĀ herĀ own,Ā stillĀ keepingĀ upĀ withĀ herĀ detectiveĀ skills,Ā mindĀ you.Ā Ā Ā oneĀ unfaithfulĀ night,Ā sheĀ stumblesĀ uponĀ thisĀ bordello,Ā mistakingĀ itĀ forĀ aĀ regularĀ oldĀ bar.Ā Ā Ā butĀ herĀ huntĀ forĀ theĀ supernatural?Ā Ā Ā notĀ goingĀ soĀ hot.Ā Ā Ā it'sĀ likeĀ everyoneĀ vanishedĀ offĀ theĀ faceĀ ofĀ theĀ earthĀ Ā Ā :Ā Ā Ā noĀ supernaturalĀ casesĀ inĀ sight.Ā Ā Ā sheĀ slumpsĀ intoĀ aĀ chairĀ byĀ theĀ bar,Ā eyeingĀ thoseĀ bottlesĀ likeĀ theyĀ holdĀ allĀ theĀ answers,Ā likeĀ theyĀ canĀ drownĀ outĀ theĀ memoriesĀ ofĀ mysteryĀ inc.Ā fallingĀ apart.Ā Ā Ā āĀ i'llĀ haveĀ aĀ martini.Ā āĀ Ā Ā sheĀ utters,Ā directingĀ herĀ gazeĀ atĀ @storyofwhoiam,Ā whilstĀ pointingĀ herĀ indexĀ atĀ oneĀ ofĀ theĀ ginĀ bottles.
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LIKE,Ā MAN!Ā Ā Ā what'sĀ scarierĀ thanĀ tanglingĀ withĀ monsters,Ā youĀ ask?Ā Ā Ā like,Ā apparentlyĀ savingĀ 'em.Ā Ā Ā mysteryĀ incorporated'sĀ baitĀ guyĀ wasĀ offĀ toĀ theĀ vet,Ā withĀ hisĀ trustyĀ houndĀ byĀ hisĀ side.Ā Ā Ā BUTĀ GETĀ THIS,Ā Ā Ā thisĀ vetĀ wasn'tĀ yourĀ runĀ ofĀ theĀ mill.Ā Ā Ā velmaĀ hadĀ heardĀ aboutĀ @storyofwhoiamĀ onĀ oneĀ ofĀ theirĀ previousĀ missionsĀ Ā Ā :Ā Ā Ā someĀ dudeĀ whoĀ dealsĀ withĀ theĀ supernatural,Ā well,Ā sorta.Ā Ā Ā so,Ā whenĀ heĀ opensĀ theĀ doorĀ toĀ thisĀ doc'sĀ place,Ā scoobyĀ marchesĀ rightĀ in,Ā sniffingĀ outĀ thoseĀ tastyĀ dogĀ treats.Ā Ā Ā and,Ā like,Ā shaggyĀ followsĀ suit,Ā withĀ theĀ doorĀ slammingĀ shutĀ behindĀ him,Ā leavingĀ himĀ withĀ aĀ majorĀ caseĀ ofĀ theĀ jitters.Ā Ā Ā āĀ uhm,Ā hey,Ā docĀ rosa?Ā āĀ Ā Ā heĀ stammered,Ā tryingĀ toĀ chokeĀ downĀ theĀ lumpĀ inĀ hisĀ throatĀ fromĀ theĀ wholeĀ spookyĀ vibe,Ā Ā Ā āĀ i,Ā uh,Ā needĀ someĀ helpĀ with,Ā y'know,Ā a,Ā uh,Ā specialĀ kindaĀ pet.Ā āĀ Ā Ā cueĀ theĀ wiggling of the brows,Ā hopingĀ docĀ wouldĀ catchĀ hisĀ drift.
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THEĀ MATRIARCHĀ DISCERNSĀ THEĀ SIGNSĀ Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā theĀ insatiableĀ thirstĀ forĀ knowledge,Ā theĀ unquenchableĀ bloodlustĀ thatĀ coursesĀ throughĀ one'sĀ soul.Ā Ā Ā sheĀ reclinesĀ inĀ herĀ seat,Ā legsĀ crossed,Ā armsĀ resting.Ā Ā Ā memoriesĀ ofĀ herĀ ownĀ determniedĀ journeyĀ withĀ propheticĀ knowledgeĀ floodĀ herĀ mind,Ā intertwiningĀ withĀ theĀ pathĀ thatĀ star,Ā likeĀ morticiaĀ andĀ wednesday,Ā isĀ nowĀ treadingĀ towardsĀ madness.Ā Ā Ā someĀ things,Ā sheĀ knows,Ā areĀ immutableĀ Ā Ā :Ā Ā Ā theĀ past,Ā presentĀ andĀ futureĀ areĀ notĀ boundĀ inĀ stone.Ā butĀ theĀ hungerĀ forĀ knowledgeĀ remainsĀ unyielding.Ā Ā Ā morticiaĀ allowsĀ starĀ anotherĀ attempt,Ā acknowledgingĀ theĀ sadomasochisticĀ revelationĀ withĀ aĀ benevolentĀ smile.Ā Ā Ā āĀ propheticĀ visionsĀ doĀ notĀ manifestĀ plainlyĀ toĀ theĀ seer.Ā thereĀ areĀ symbolsĀ onlyĀ youĀ canĀ decipher.Ā letĀ yourĀ intuitionĀ beĀ yourĀ guide,Ā myĀ dear.Ā āĀ Ā Ā herĀ darkenedĀ gazeĀ driftsĀ awayĀ fromĀ theĀ vampire,Ā grantingĀ herĀ theĀ freedomĀ toĀ walkĀ theĀ pathĀ ofĀ madnessĀ withoutĀ judgement.Ā Ā Ā morticia'sĀ eyesĀ thenĀ alightĀ uponĀ cleopatra,Ā herĀ soleĀ carnivorousĀ plant.Ā behindĀ cleopatra,Ā sheĀ observesĀ theĀ skyĀ shiftingĀ hues,Ā darknessĀ yieldingĀ toĀ theĀ risingĀ sun.Ā Ā Ā āĀ iĀ justĀ remembered!Ā āĀ Ā Ā sheĀ interjects,Ā drawingĀ attentionĀ backĀ toĀ theĀ vampire,Ā Ā Ā āĀ todayĀ marksĀ aĀ fullĀ moon,Ā meaningĀ theĀ veilĀ willĀ thinĀ asĀ soonĀ asĀ theĀ moonĀ ascendsĀ aboveĀ us.Ā thatĀ shouldĀ aidĀ youĀ inĀ unlockingĀ yourĀ trueĀ potential.Ā whatĀ doĀ youĀ sayĀ weĀ adjournĀ forĀ nowĀ andĀ reconveneĀ preciselyĀ atĀ elevenĀ tonight?Ā ā
@muzelor sent in: ā youāre doing well. youāre just discouraged and tired. ā from mama tish
Such kind words from a woman closer to Star's true age only brought her back to being human, that scared little girl, that mostly defiant teenager. She could remember bits and pieces of being screamed at, not even scolded, if she had done anything wrong, or if she had even taken the blame for something her younger sister had done, despite knowing any punishment would be nothing compared to had the older done it herself.
Through the glass walls of the sunroom, stars and faint moonlight pooled in, the creeping of sunrise in the distance, as Star's hands remained resting on the old tablecloth. "I don't know if I'm seeing anything real," she replied, looking up to Morticia for a moment, who, despite Wednesday's protests, was the spitting image of her daughter in the future. "Or if it's a mixture of things that've already happened." She blinked slowly this time, hating the way her body knew exactly when sunrise was approaching, raising a hand to rub her eyes instead, trying to fend off the sudden onset of exhaustion.
"Let me try again."
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STEREOTYICAL BARBIE , she wants to be human so bad that she's willing to throw away everything that she is. which is a doll. has no clue how the world works. which means she fucks up regularly.
SINGER BARBIE , all those voices you hear on barbie soundtracks? yup, it's all singer barbie. she's talented and loves the attention. but there's a dark side to being a musician.
BEACH KEN , his job is beach. thinks patriarchy means riding horses. alpha male wannabe but fails miserably. doesn't know what he's saying but he says it confidently.
BACKFLIP KEN , you guessed it, he can backflip. and yes, he's another ken. huge beef with beach ken. has rizz that will sweep you off of your feet.
MAGICIAN KEN , he will play you just like he will play with his cards. sleigh of hands master. he uses glitter for all his tricks. socially awkward and talks fast. would recommend.
ALLAN , he's just allan. ken's best friend. they can switch clothes. oh and did i mention he's a xiaolin master? because he is. he just wants a break tbh.
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EVELYNN , a demon. she seduces you before she kills you. doesn't need a reason for it. it's the only thing she feeds off of. that and well, being a succubus.
JINX , she used to be a good kid, but she messed up somewhere along the lines. she's fun but insane. ava max was right, oh she's sweet but a psycho a little bit psycho at night she's screaming i'm outta outta my mind.
CAITLYN , the sheriff of piltover. she wants to protect everyone but she isn't aware of her own limitations. would befriend anyone, even when she sees the red flags.
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the fact that writing harley quinn gives me so much serotonin is insane. did i like her before? yeah, we have things in common like going for the mentally insane dudes and using bats to get what we want. but i never knew i'd enjoy writing her this much. if you want something from harls, a meme or anything, give this a like or comment! someone's been possessed by miss quinn herself.
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sheĀ couldn'tĀ believeĀ herĀ earsĀ Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā norĀ herĀ eyeĀ sight,Ā forĀ thatĀ matter.Ā Ā Ā everyoneĀ knowsĀ whoĀ spidermanĀ isĀ Ā Ā :Ā Ā Ā aĀ superhero.Ā Ā Ā butĀ theĀ nameĀ impliesĀ thatĀ he'sĀ muchĀ olderĀ thanĀ whatĀ heĀ reallyĀ is.Ā Ā Ā HOWĀ COULDĀ IRONMANĀ GIVEĀ AĀ KIDDOĀ SOĀ MUCHĀ RESPONSIBILITY,Ā harleyĀ cannotĀ wrapĀ herĀ headĀ aroundĀ it.Ā Ā Ā armsĀ crossĀ againstĀ herĀ chest,Ā tryingĀ toĀ findĀ reasonsĀ asĀ toĀ howĀ spiderman,Ā thisĀ spidermanĀ exists.Ā Ā Ā NOTHINGĀ COMESĀ TOĀ HERĀ MIND.Ā Ā Ā allĀ harleyĀ canĀ doĀ isĀ lookĀ atĀ himĀ withĀ pityĀ lingeringĀ inĀ herĀ gaze.Ā Ā Ā sheĀ knowsĀ howĀ villainsĀ are.Ā Ā Ā aĀ kidĀ shouldn'tĀ bareĀ theĀ responsibilitiesĀ thatĀ comeĀ withĀ fightingĀ theĀ villains.Ā Ā Ā there'sĀ aĀ suddenĀ shiftĀ inĀ herĀ facialĀ expression,Ā herĀ visageĀ falteringĀ asĀ resultĀ ofĀ theĀ conclusionsĀ sheĀ hasĀ drawn.Ā Ā Ā āĀ andĀ theyĀ callĀ meĀ aĀ badĀ guy.Ā āĀ Ā Ā sheĀ murmursĀ underneathĀ herĀ breath,Ā leaningĀ againstĀ theĀ wall,Ā oneĀ bootĀ pressingĀ onĀ theĀ whiteĀ paint.Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ don'tĀ yaĀ haveĀ classesĀ orĀ somethin'?Ā orĀ didĀ ironĀ manĀ madeĀ youĀ skipĀ schoolĀ toĀ catchĀ me?Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā whichĀ wouldn'tĀ beĀ tooĀ farĀ fetched,Ā ifĀ heĀ allowedĀ aĀ kidĀ toĀ beĀ partĀ ofĀ hisĀ crew,Ā thenĀ makingĀ himĀ skipĀ schoolĀ andĀ ruinĀ hisĀ futureĀ isn'tĀ thatĀ unrealistic.Ā Ā Ā she'sĀ beenĀ thereĀ forĀ fiveĀ minutesĀ andĀ yet,Ā sheĀ takesĀ betterĀ careĀ ofĀ spiderĀ boyĀ thanĀ ironĀ manĀ everĀ did.
peter wished he could say nothing surprised him anymore. he'd fought thanos, learned his date's dad wanted to kill him, and met mysterio during a school trip to europe of all places. and yet here he was, face to face with harley quinn. he'd heard a little bit about her, of course. dr. harley quinn who wasn't one hundred percent there all of the time but was a bit better than the joker or two-face. the real question was why she left gotham. had she escaped again or why she was in new york city for good? peter goes to confront her with the rest of the avengers when she starts wreaking havoc on a local business and he's surprised that she singles him out. yeah, a teenage boy standing next to a bunch of adults probably looks weird when it comes to superheroes. harley isn't even listening to tony and instead leans over to peter. "uh, yeah, that's me," peter answers. he shrugs. "iron man trained me and now i'm here."
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PUGSLEY , the devil incarnate. most likely a sociopath. and a pyromaniac. i take no responsibility for the horrors he commits.
MORTICIA , the matriarch. has a twisted way of seeing the world and she wishes she could cause grief and sorrow for anyone. would adopt you 10/10 times.
GOMEZ , the patriarch, falls in love with morticia every single day as if it's the first time. loves his family as much as he loves swordfights. have a cuban cigar with him.
THING , a disembodied hand. gives killer massages (5/5 star review). no one knows his story and he refuses to tell it. will talk to you in sign language.
FESTER , the crazy uncle. fell in love with a psychopath and is still alive somehow. loves his family very much. likes to be electrocuted.
OPHELIA , the widow. she had many husbands, all died under mysterious circumstances. you get my point, right? morticia's twin but has blonde hair. a great mother though.
LENORA , ophelia's only daughter. she's kind and sweet, though she's plagued with visions, much like her cousin wednesday. in desperate need of friends and affection though.
LURCH , frankenstein's monster gone rogue. he's the family butler. speaks like the dead and he swallows his tongue every now and then, but will deliver what you asked for nonetheless.
MICHAEL , originally the antichrist, he's adopted by morticia and gomez. grows up to be wednesday and pugsley's sibling. much like them, he's the devil incarnate. but he loves his family and wouldn't hurt them.
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LEONARD , awful relationship with his parents. somehow found sheldon. big nerd alert.
MELISSA , sheldon's twin. high emotional intelligence. loves her family despite everything. potential daddy issues.
PENNY , wannabe actress. till then, just a waiter. a good friend and sister figure. doesn't necessarily have rizz, but she attracts others like magnets.
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ROBIN , canadian but she came to new york to live the american dream. managed to become a tv reporter. very chill, she would smoke a cigar with you.
MARSHALL , obsessed with being an evironmental lawyer. comes from a big family (literally). he still waits for bigfoot to come at his door.
BARNEY , womanizer. has a bro code. and a book for it. too much rizz for one man.
LILY , kidergarten teacher and artist. it's safe to leave your kids with her. she can't keep a secret, not from marshall anyway. will manipulate you if she thinks it's for your own good.
TED , thinks he finds the love of his life at every corner of the street. has many bad experiences. he's just some dude. and an architect if you're interested in that.
TRACEY , the kindest soul you can meet. probably a psychopath in disguise. funny and loving.
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KUINA , much like wonderland's caterpillar, she's evolving. mtf, she will karate chop you. tragic backstory and height differences.
KARUBE , mr. boombastic, he will steal your girl. has a problem with fighting. he starts too many fights. enemies to lovers mayb?
AKANE , takes everything for granted until it's too late. skilled with bow and arrows. she lost half of her leg but she will kill you if she must. has daddy issues.
AGUNI , military dude. strong asf. closeted gay. that is all.
CHISHIYA , it all started with that damn smile. he used to be a doctor. saw the world for what it really is (nihilist god). is smart but he also has dumb luck.
USAGI , orphan, but she learned stuff from her father. she can hunt you down. and make stew out of you. amazing runner and a very skilled climber. very shy.
ARISU , twitch gamer gone wrong. his analytic skills are thanks to playing cs:go if you ask me. no one knows how he survived this long. not even his family.
NIRAGI , the bullied becomes the bully. give him a gun and it's over. he was burned alive, fell from three stories high and is still alive. he can be gross.
MIRA , she likes games. will manipulate you just because. willing to die for her causes. living definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
HATTER , he makes hats. when he's in power, he goes a little mad. likes to play tricks.
ANN , she's a crime babe. doesn't say much but does get shit done. seemingly not afraid of death??? bi for sure.
BANDA , psychopath. legit psychopath, he killed people and he will kill again. very intelligent and will use it to his advantage.
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PAUL , a very handsome vampire. he's not exactly evil but when the vampiric persona wins, he's ruthless. otherwise, he's just chill and will vibe with you. like to play pranks.
NANCY , paul's sister. she's a witch and has this obsession with manon. would sell your soul for manon and leftover crumbs.
ERICA , dork turned prom queen after being turned into a vampire. she thinks she can get away with anything because now she's pretty. would commit many crimes against humanity.
SARAH , accidental vampire, got turned while trying to save her best friend, erica. she feeds off rats (gross) but she will kill if she must. otherwise, she remains somewhat normal. is a cheerleader in her spare time.
BENNY , a warlock. or, at the very least, he tries to be one. he thinks magic would help him survive in the murder capital of the world (he won't). he thinks he has rizz but he doesn't.
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VELMA , if shane mandej were a woman. she tries to push science and ignore the paranormal. she is a paranormal investigator though. smart and sassy. would recommend.
THORN , wiccan musician. she has a band with her bffs called hex girls. all magic she does, it's for the greater good. she may look scary, but she's very kind.
SHAGGY , and scoobs. they come together. they're usually used as baits. which is why weed helps shaggy get through the paranormal stuff. he has rizz but the catch is, it's his humor.
DAPHNE , she's the damsel and you're in distress. a flirt through and through. but she will karate chop you.
SIBELLA , daughter of dracula. she's kind and naive. too much for her own sake. the vampire curse is not yet triggered so don't even think about daggering her.
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BARBARA , nancy's bff. she died tragically. but i have a verse for her in which she's just vecna's puppet. either way, it's tragic. didnt have the best life whilst alive. and it showed in her behavior. wanna know more? you know what you gotta do.
KALI , experiments by the government do go wrong every time and she's the perfect example. somehow escaped and found 011. she's a badass and an outlaw. you will have to bail her out.
RONNIE , such a nerd. loves to play dungeons and dragons, is / was part of corroded coffin. she escapes hawkins for a while but returns at the worst moment in time. smoke weed with her and you'll be her new best friend.
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