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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years ago

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This is canon to me

Hiii! I’m that person that request the “them finding out that MC is married to Solomon” and i wanna add one more thing if u don’t mind! And i can’t stop thinking about it

So after married to Solomon for too long MC is able to chow down his cooking with ease. His cooking doesn’t make them passed out anymore, doesn’t send them in the past anymore, and it actually tastes good…?

They would be the saviour whenever Solomon brought his cooking to the HoL

Tumblr decided to fuck with me but I ain't no bitch so yeah, here's your long delayed request :')

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Their reaction to finding out MC is Solomon's spouse and they find his cooking edible

Warning: Shenanigans, grammar error, spelling error, no proofreading, Consists of three parts, readers gender is not mentioned

Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters

Links: Masterlist

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SOLOMON'S SPOUSE...

LUCIFER who knows about his spouse but doesn't know who it is and whose faces turn sour whenever he would flirt with you because he seems to forget he has a spouse.

MAMMON who rolls his eyes whenever Solomon proudly mentions his spouse while having an arm around you and continues to tell him off saying he should be loyal.

LEVIATHAN that doesn't want to get close to him and doesn't want you close to him because he cheats on his spouse when the two of them are not together.

SATAN that tried consoling Solomon about how he treats you and if he remembers he has a spouse. Oh how his anger boiled when he said, they won't mind. They're used to it.

ASMODEUS who knows he flirts with Solomon and knows about his spouse but he can't help but feel dirty now and then knowing his spouse might be crying.

BEELZEBUB who refused to talk with Solomon and kept on telling you to keep your distance with Solomon and stay close to him because Solomon is shady.

BELPHEGOR who would pull you away without any warning and tell you that he's a married man, telling you that it would be better to stay close to him or else you'll commit sins.

SOLOMON'S SPOUSE?!

What the fuck do you mean you're actually his spouse?! Is all LUCIFER can think about after you declared to everyone that you two are actually, legally married.

MAMMON whose mouth hanged open as soon as he heard the news but immediately tried to assert dominance by saying he marked you up first and saying he's your first man.

A tear almost fucking dropped from the eyes of the LEVIATHAN as soon the news reached his ears. He would lock himself in his room for a few days out of pure shock.

SATAN swears to burn everything breathing if anything will even get close to him knowing how angry he is that his lover is actually married and he's the other man.

While everyone is furious, ASMODEUS couldn't get any happier knowing that two of his favorite humans are married, knowing that he can be the first demon in the relationship!

BEELZEBUB who lost his appetite through out the week because of pure sadness and shock. How come you couldn't tell them this important information MC?

BELPHEGOR who almost jumped out of his bed, a knife in his hand, ready to kill the sorcerer on sight as soon as he found out about the marriage papers with your and his signature in it.

SOLOMON'S SPOUSE!

Christ in a stick, that looks fucking horrendous is all LUCIFER could think as he looks at the food Solomon wants him to eat but luckily MC grabbed it out and ate it for him. He can't even think straight anymore after smelling that...

He fucked you up didn't he?! Is what MAMMON thought as soon as you ate his portion of Solomon's food, even saying how it can taste good as time passes by.

The way LEVIATHAN would sit beside you, whispering requests for you to eat it for him instead because you're the spouse! You're suppose to like his cooking right?

SATAN who said that the spouse should get more of the portion because the husband's hardworking should not be wasted to someone like him and proceeds to push his portion to you.

ASMODEUS who even spoon fed you his portion of Solomon's food saying that you'll need more energy to tend and care for two husband's now!

BEELZEBUB who got even more sad because how can you get used to eating this nuclear waste, another reason to add to his protest on why you should break up with him.

He doesn't care, BELPHEGOR will eat it for the sake of that hospital record he will soon add to the annulment protest with the reason of maltreatment and attempted murder.

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me x reader

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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years ago

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This is as real to me as gravity

i wonder how chaotic the daily news would be in devildom

#obey me! x reader

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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years ago

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AND TO WHO IS THIS ADDRESSED? ♡ lucifer

━━ he's falling in love with a human ♡ fluff, pining, gender neutral, lowercase intended

part of the love in chance series

lucifer's friendship (is that what you'd call it?) with you did not start on a very eventful note.

lucifer found himself in the human world running an errand under the request of diavolo. he was hesitant to leave his brothers in the devildom without his supervision, but it was diavolo who sent him and he, naturally, intended on completing the errand regardless of his hesitance or what his brothers had gotten up to while he was gone.

he was able to finish quite quickly compared to the time diavolo said it would take, and when he told diavolo and informed him that he was on his way back, the future lord quickly shut that down. maybe too quickly, in lucifer's opinion. diavolo told him he should spend the rest of the time diavolo said would be needed for the errand to relax instead. (and now lucifer was suspicious of whether this was a setup to get lucifer to take a break.) when lucifer protested, diavolo practically ordered him to stay in the human world and leave everything in the devildom to him and barbatos (and simeon too?).

it was with heavy reluctance that lucifer decided to stay the remaining time for the errand in the human world. he wasn't sure how he was going to spend the next several hours (several hours where his brothers would definitely cause trouble). that is, until he noticed the cafe nearby; the very same cafe in which you had first met.

he had walked in like every customer would, the bell above the door alerting you of his entrance. you were short staffed, and he was told to wait as you quickly moved around behind the counter to complete the order for the customer before him. he held no complaints, finding the scene a bit relatable in the similar way he was often moving around so much to complete paperwork and take care of any messes his brothers caused. compared to the many customers you've dealt with through your time working at the cafe, you can say that he was the most understanding when you apologized for your lack of help on the job, he didn't even seem to care that your customer service smile was faltering (and that was nice, seeing as many other people have thrown fits if they thought you were no longer being nice to them.)

his order was simple, a long black, large; a sigh of relief compared to the orders you've long since been dealing to your customers. and you actually thanked him under your breath, although you remain aware that he heard you that day.

it was a simple interaction that probably would have been a second thought when he left the cafe to return to the devildom; but that quickly changed within only a split of a moment.

"and to who is this addressed?" you asked, as you always did after charging your customers.

"lucifer."

you raised the pen to his receipt but paused, glancing up at him with tired eyes. then your customer service smile dropped, replaced by that of a tired, genuine, one instead, "that's a nice name. i like it." and then you looked back at the recepit in your hand, writing down his name, before informing him that you'll call out to him when you were done with his coffee.

lucifer nodded wordlessly, mind repeating your previous words. no one had ever called his name nice, or said they liked it. granted, most people know who he is by his name down in the devildom and tend to shrink away in fear of his presence. but even those in the human world have their fears that come with his name; ones that are both untrue and follow, if only a sliver of, the truth. yet you remained unbothered, and even called his name nice.

that's what made your interaction worth remembering.

when he seen you again, it was when he found himself in the human world only a week later, running another errand for the prince. he found himself near the cafe and decided to pay another visit, having liked the coffee quite a bit last time.

when he entered and you saw him, your face flashed with recognition as he approached the counter. when you took his order and charged him, you didn't ask for his name as you normally would your other customers. however, he shrugged it off as the lack of customers in the cafe at the time.

but then you called him by his name when you finished his coffee, and he couldn't help but ask.

"you remember my name?"

you smiled, calm, kind, and genuine, as you held out his coffee for him to take. "lucifer is too much of a nice name to so easily forget."

he eventually found himself visiting every time he was in the human world. it didn't matter if it was another setup from diavolo to relax (which he no longer protested for) or if he only had time to come in, say hello, and order a single coffee to go. you always greeted him happily, a genuine smile reserved for only him.

lucifer, the avatar of pride, realized one day that your smile filled him with so much pride it was enough to cause him to pause. his feelings for you were quick to take him by surprise; he hadn't intended to fall for you. but he did, for the way you related to him with the stress of your responsibilities and the way you were always genuine when you always seen him, admitting that he was the highlight of your day when he visited. (oh, his pride couldn't have been more noticeable when he returned home to his brothers the day you first told him.) there was no room for lucifer to deny anything, so he accepted the moment he realized, that yes, he was gaining feelings for a human.

lucifer prided himself in being able to focus on his tasks regardless of whether his mind was occupied; and often than not, it was, with you. you had taken hold of him in the way he could only describe as similar to how mc first took hold of him during his pact. except, you had no idea who he was. and although he'd never admit it, he thought frequently of how you'd react if you discovered who he really was; how he was the lucifer many feared. would you still find his name nice? would you still enjoy his company?

it wasn't all that surprising when diavolo noticed lucifer's rather pleasant change in attitude whenever the human world was brought up. had his plan worked? he wondered. (in a way, it had. although he didn't really account for lucifer to relax when he went up to visit a human.) upon asking him one day, what he did in the human world when he had the extra time, lucifer noticeably paused.

lucifer glanced up from his tea and towards the waiting prince, watching him expectantly. lucifer sighed, placing the cup back on the table, "well," what exactly is he supposed to tell him? that there's a human that's caught his eye and they're the reason he enjoys going to the human world? now, diavolo would become ecstatic at the thought, and request to meet them. (but he couldn't allow that; he wanted to keep you to himself.)

something led him to glance at barbatos, and he realized by the look on the butler's face, his smile wider than normal, that he knew exactly what lucifer was doing in the human world, who he was seeing. lucifer had to refrain from scoffing, of course he did, barbatos knew everything.

with a glare at the butler, as if warning him not to say anything about you, he turned back to diavolo, "i spend it at a cafe."

"a cafe?" diavolo hummed, obviously not expecting such an answer. he then smiled, "that sounds wonderful! is their menu good? is that why?"

lucifer thought back to you, and lying easily, he nodded, "yes, you could say that."

after diavolo's curiosity, he found the thought of your time being interrupted if anyone were to find the cafe you worked at, revolting. he wanted to keep you to himself, a secret meant to stay in the human world and inside that small cafe. no brothers, no angels, no future demon lord; just you and him, a forever secret.

it's why, when he entered the human world on another errand and found himself at the cafe again ━ watching as you boredly sit at the counter with only two customers inside ━ that he decided he needed to make that very secret true.

lucifer had a small smile on his face as he watched you perk up at the sound of the door's bell. when you seen it was him your rather tired expression quickly morphed into a smile, leaning against the counter as he approached.

"hi, lucifer." you greeted (and he truly enjoyed when you said his name). "you're here much earlier than your usual time."

lucifer raised his brow at you, and if he leaned closer, neither of you commented on that. "is that a problem?" (it was a good thing the only two customers here were two teenagers with their headphones in, because if anyone seen you two interacting, they'd definitely notice the tension.)

"no," you answered simply, humming as your fingers tapped against the counter, "i just hope it means you'll be staying longer, lucifer." ah, that caught him off guard.

you always made sure to say his name as much as possible when speaking to him, never missing an opportunity to add it to the end of whatever you were saying. he pointed it out once, and you shrugged and said you just liked saying his name.

"the same thing?" you asked, leaning back and stretching your arms out in front of you. he watched you closely, answering with a wordless nod. you turned back to make his coffee, and lucifer stayed standing in front of the register, in thought.

when you returned to give it to him, he took it and then asked, "are you free after work?"

you hummed, tilting your head at him, "i think so. why?"

"i hoped to take you out somewhere. of course, if you're okay with it."

you blinked at him, and then your eyes grew by the smallest fraction, a teasing smile raising your lips from the calm one you'd always given him. "are you, perhaps, asking me out on a date, lucifer?"

you lucifer couldn't help but return the tease ━ only you managed to bring this out of him; "and if i am?"

you chuckled, leaning your elbows on the counters and resting your face on the palms of your hands, blinking up at him innocently (oh, this was new), "then i might say yes."

"might?" lucifer repeated with a huff.

"mhm." you answered much too cheerfully for you not to be teasing him, "might." you laughed again, grinning at him, a sight he found most beautiful despite how tired you looked, "we'll just have to see, hm?"

lucifer was unable to stop his own lips from returning the smile, almost smug with the sight of your eyes only on him. "yes, i suppose so."

lucifer realizes then that this is far more than just feelings of a growing crush; you're feeding into his pride and you're forcing him to succumb to the face that you are a human he has fallen in love with. one who remains unaware of who he is, what he is; a human who is pushing past boundaries he was unaware he had.

and he can't find it in him to care about that.

i think im getting fucking sick again?? i just got over this shit last week what the hell.

do not repost / translate. all credit falls to me @h2llish

#lucifer obey me #lucifer x reader #obey me!#writhing like a worm

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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years ago

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Random Solomon headcanon brainrot:

Everytime Solomon fucks you, he gives you a minimum of seven orgasms. One to override the thought of every demon brother. On the days you can handle it, he will give you three more. On the days you're too exhausted, he will make up for it the following morning in the shower or the kitchen.

He has a point to prove, of course. Whatever they can give you combined, he is prepared to give you more.

And he relishes the looks of jealousy and anger he gets from the brothers when he drops you off at HOL, knowing you reek of Solomon's scent all over you - afterall they know what he did to you. And it's not like you make any efforts to hide it whatsoever.

#you're right and you should say it

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my-bestie-is-a-demon · 2 years ago

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How many kisses I think it would take before he turns to mush

My creativity has been stuck in essentially a rush hour traffic jam for like weeks, so let's write something silly for practice, shall we?

Lucifer

Definitely ten or more. He tries to keep his composure, to focus on the task at hand, scold you for coddling him and distracting him, but if you hold onto your stubbornness and see it through to the end, he will be putty in your hands soon after you reach double digits. He might even fall faster if you give him little bits of praise after every kiss.

Mammon

Three MAX. One to catch him off guard, one to make it really sink in, and then the third to land the final blow. No amount of tsundere will outlast the triple attack. He'll be following you around like a lost puppy for the rest of the day, almost demanding more. He's greed after all, three might've broken him, but he'll be damned if he doesn't get more.

Levi

I would be tempted to say just one is enough, but we want a soft boy, not a vibrating, anxious mess. He gets tense at first, and he needs some reassurance and some time to understand that he likes and is okay what is happening. So I'm going to say five or more kisses. The first few he's just stuttering and blushing, but soon after, he can put that aside and just allow himself to relax a bit.

Satan

He acts like it takes him just as long as Lucifer, reaching double digits, when in reality he gave in internally much much earlier than that. Four is when his heart is melting and his mind is screaming, but around eight is when his body starts to unwind, almost curling around you like a cat.

Asmo

Much higher than you would expect. One must bridge the initial flirting phase before he becomes a puddle. I'm going to say probably six kisses. The first three he'll be giddy, but if you get softer with each kiss, he'll slowly start to become speechless.

Beel

As long as there isn't food in the way, just one. One kiss is all it takes. This demon has just so much love in him, you hardly need to kiss him for him to be soft for you. He doesn't need to put up an act. Just give him a single smooch and he'll drop whatever he's doing to cuddle into you.

Belphie

So many kisses. Probably even more than Lucifer. He feels like he deserves your kisses anyway, so it's hard to get him flustered about it, especially when he's so spoiled. Besides, you have to hope your affection won't lull him to sleep. Over ten for sure. Just keep going. Eventually, he'll be overwhelmed and give up his sleepy smug nature and transform into fluff.

Diavolo

Look me in the eyes and tell me this touch starved man will not cave after like two or three. He's not used to kisses, so the first kiss has his brain lagging. Hit him with the double combo and he's gone. Wasted. Fatality. Although please just kiss him more than twice. He really likes it.

Barbatos

Too many to count, unfortunately. He likes it, don't get him wrong, he's just tough to break. But there must be a breaking point somewhere. Keep attacking him with kisses and surely he must give in eventually, although most likely by his own will, giving in just so you can catch a proper breath. A win is a win.

Simeon

Probably no more than four, although it seems like more than that because he'll often return to sender and kiss you back. Don't give in, you must stay strong before he makes you melt first. Hum as you kiss him and he'll fall faster, almost cooing.

Solomon

He's got a stronger will than most, almost as good as Barbatos, but he will melt in due time. He'll treat it like a game at first, which it almost is to you, but he doesn't have to know that. It takes a while, but when he melts, he melts fast. He'll be trying to chuckle and make light of it one moment, and then be a completely speechless mess the next.

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