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ask a child to draw a car and they will certainly draw it red wid some fuckass blue accents and 38 different hp logos

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A young kid asked ‘who is your best friend in f1’, Logan said ‘you can’t have too many friends, I would say probably Oscar’, the crowd awww and he said ‘oh dear’😭

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Oh. Not 🩵? 🥲

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DAL Postgame: Johnston & Seguin (04.27.24)

All night long, Logan Thompson had an answer for you every time you had a good look. What was it like to watch him perform that way, and how did you guys finally solve him?

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now that it‘s 2021 let‘s answer the real question:

The 2021 grid and how many Yuki is each driver tall

(Big thank you to @alx-albon who taught me the math 😍)

Order based on 2020 constructors standing and height in „normal“ measurements based on google

Lewis Hamilton: 1.09 Yuki tall

Valtteri Bottas: 1.09 Yuki tall

Max Verstappen: 1.13 Yuki tall

Checo Perez: 1.09 Yuki tall

Lando Norris: 1.07 Yuki tall

Daniel Ricciardo: 1.13 Yuki tall

Lance Stroll: 1.14 Yuki tall

Sebastian Vettel: 1.10 Yuki tall

Esteban Ocon: 1.17 Yuki tall

Fernando Alonso: 1.08 Yuki tall

Charles Leclerc: 1.13 Yuki tall

Carlos Sainz: 1.12 Yuki tall

Pierre Gasly: 1.11 Yuki tall

Yuki Tsunoda: 1.00 Yuki tall

Kimi Räikkönen: 1.10 Yuki tall

Antonio Giovinazzi: 1.15 Yuki tall

Mick Schumacher: 1.09 Yuki tall

George Russell: 1.17 Yuki tall

Nicholas Latifi: 1.16 Yuki tall

Bonus: some reserve drivers

Stoffel Vandoorne: 1.11 Yuki tall

Alex Albon: 1.17 Yuki tall

Callum Ilott: 1.11 Yuki tall

(Disclaimer: these numbers are rounded to two points after the comma meaning technically Lewis is .006 Yuki taller than Valtteri, even though rounded up / down they are the same height ... but Yuki is sadly not an exact measurement making them appear the same height on paper... it‘s really all more of a vibe tbh)

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everyone’s favorite florida man!! 🇺🇸🐊

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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I've been on a bit ob a Russell Crowe movie binge in the past few weeks and since he is almost sixty now, many of the movies I've watched were consequently older movies. and when I watched them, it struck me again, how much hollywood has changed in the last few decades when it comes to depicting men.

take Gladiator for example from the year 2000. Russell Crowe plays basically an action hero in it. he is a big, muscly dude, who is very strong and uses that strength to defeat his enemies. and this is what he looks like:

looks like a strong man, right?

in the same year, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine looked like this in the first X-men movie:

in 2013 the same character played by the same actor looked like this:

it's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, he looks so skinny.

and if we go even further back: look at what the womanizer character Face from the A-team looked like in the 80s show vs the 2010 movie reboot:

maybe the difference isn't that big but it really startled me when I watched that movie for the first time. in my mind there was no reason why Face should be particularly muscular since he is the charming one not the one known for being particularly strong.

if we go even further back, look at the charmin womanizer character Hawkeye in M*A*S*H from the 70's.

I know he's a doctor and there is no reason for him to be ripped but I got the feeling if they did the show now, he would be.

I don't know what my point really is I'm just saying I got a bit nostalgic when watching these men. I cannot be the only one who'd rather see more of this:

than this:

also, as a sidenote: Russell Crowe gained a lot of weight for the nice guys and he is a fucking powerhouse in that film, like, when he punches someone, you really feel it because of the weight that is behind it and the shere mass of his body.

(even if this may look different, he's about to break Ryan Gosling's character's arm. I couldn't find a gif of him punching someone but I swear it looks painfull as hell.)

so, in short: can we get big, heavy action guys back? cause I'm tired of seeing these skinny, despite being muscular dudes who look dehydrated as hell and on steroids.

and can we stop making characters ripped just for the sake of it? cause I'd rather cuddle with a guy looking like Hawkeye than one looking like Face from the new A-team movie.

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two graphics so insane if you showed me these in january i'd say these were edited

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Newey’s contract: the legalese

There is a lot of confusion flying around right now on Adrian Newey’s contract. Employment law terms are being thrown about, some incorrectly. As a lawyer, here are some things you should know:

1. Gardening Leave - this means the period of time in which Newey is technically still paid and employed by RBR but is not allowed to do any work, so he doesn’t get any inside info. Newey has been placed on gardening leave from the RBR F1 division effective immediately. He is not on gardening leave from the HyperCar division.

2. Non-compete period - this means the period of time in which Newey is not allowed to work for another team. This will be triggered by a specific event, which we don’t know. It could start when Newey goes on F1 gardening leave (now) or when Newey’s F1 contract officially ends (near the end of 2024 or early 2025). We simply don’t know.

This means we don’t know for sure whether Adrian Newey will become available to other teams in 2025 or 2026.

Media outlets reporting 2025 do not have sufficient info off the back of the RBR press release to confirm this. Unless they have been told specific and private contractual details that we don’t know

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remember that time matthew said he gets sad "when grown-up people cry" 🥺🥺

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I was like, "Who is this cute man"

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Tommy and Tubbo – And in the end, I will be by your side

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do u think matthew knows that his bunny teeth are part of his appeal. someone should tell him that bc if he ever gets veneers i will personally kill myself in front of him.