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every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

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If I wrote my currently 2682 word fanfic without spaces would Word just count it as one long word?

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If uppercase letters are capital letters then what the FUCK are lowercase letters

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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Time for a cup of tea, some music and a bit of nuclear fusion :)

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What people expect when I say I’m a writer: writing a whole novel

What I actually do: get into a fandom or come up with an original idea, go to sleep every night thinking of the story, make imaginary scenarios and Pinterest boards, make Spotify playlists, and finally sit down to write it out 2 months later only to get another idea and abandon the story. Repeat the cycle.

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'the amount of kudos/comments/bookmarks/etc you get doesn't define the worth of your writing, don't worry about it,' I say as I drive a knife into my chest and twist it slowly aka look at the stats page

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Immortal, but Broke

You’re an immortal being, but after centuries of bad financial decisions, you’re completely broke. Now you’re working retail to make rent.

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My mothers parting six sentences before I go to a competition for the next three days:

(Vent)

Blame blame blame

Point the finger Point the finger Point the finger

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I asked my chemistry teacher today and she said we could do this for April Fools

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nope but thanks for asking

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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

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Writing Prompt #3006

The hero lunged towards the glass wall, as if the shackles would break this time.

The villain tutted from the other side, gently tapping on the glass. "I thought you were done with these tantrums. I suppose you always were quite brave, which is a very kind way of calling you an idiot. Surely we can break that spirit and get you to learn a lesson for once."