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jesus on second coming

Dear Beloved,

I write to you with a heavy heart, full of remorse for my delayed return. As you may have noticed, I have not returned as promised and for that, I sincerely apologize.

I understand that many of you have been waiting for my return with anticipation and eagerness, and I am truly sorry for any disappointment or confusion that my absence may have caused. Please know that I did not mean to cause any harm or delay, and that my love and devotion to you have never wavered.

The truth is that I am always with you, in spirit and in truth, and I have never left your side. I have been watching over you and guiding you from afar, and I will continue to do so until the day when we are reunited in glory.

I ask for your forgiveness and your patience as I work to fulfill my promise of returning to you. Know that I am doing everything in my power to hasten my coming, and that I am eager to be with you again.

In the meantime, continue to love one another, to care for the poor and the needy, and to spread the gospel of peace and compassion throughout the world. Remember that my love for you is unending, and that I am always with you, even in the midst of the darkest trials.

May my grace and my peace be with you always, and may you find comfort in the knowledge that I am with you, now and forevermore.

With deepest regret and utmost love,

Your Savior,

Jesus Christ

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new year new me

Hello everyone, since its the year 2012 now i have decided to be a new person. I have flown to Saudi Arabia and am living under another name and selling illicit drugs to the locals. My family and all of my neighborhood thinks i have killed myself. I hope i can be a better person this year

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babe, im breaking up with you. it's not you, you were oyes pogchamp. it's me. i'm quandale dingle here. i'm sorry if this is bruh moment but it has to be done. we've been goofy ahh for months and it's time to end it, frfr no cap

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I am writing this letter to apologize for the recent decision I made to change my name to "Jimmy Ballkicker". I understand that my actions have caused confusion and discomfort to those around me, and for that, I am NOT SORRY.

I HAVE OFFICIALLY CHANGED MY NAME TO JIMMY BALLKICKER. I HAVE NOT A SINGLE REGRET, AND IF YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF. FUCK YOU ALL. AS A FINAL FUCK YOU I ALSO CONVINCED MY MOTHER TO CHANGE HER NAME TO LAURENNE NUTLICKER AND YOU CANNOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

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Trying to get fit

Recently, I wanted to get jacked out with 6 packs. At first, I had a whole diet plan and everything & would take in ALOT of protein. After a day I still saw no change I still had one big pack. Soon I found out why, after watching a Youtube short, they said "Fuck Protein" and I instantly understood why I was doing everything wrong! So I decided to fuck my protein. Now its been 2 days and instead of having six packs I have a buff cock.

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I deeply regret to confess that I accidentally stepped on your dog. It was a terrible mistake, and I never intended to harm the animal. I was walking down the street and not paying close enough attention to my surroundings when suddenly the dog ran under my foot. I felt a terrible pain and immediately realized what had happened. You were understandably upset and I feel awful for causing you and your pet distress. I want to make things right and am willing to take responsibility for any veterinary bills or expenses related to the incident. I know that words cannot change what has already happened, but I hope that my sincere apology and willingness to make amends can begin to heal the situation.

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Dear everyone,

I am writing this letter to apologize for the recent decision I made to change my name to "Jimmy Ballkicker". I understand that my actions have caused confusion and discomfort to those around me, and for that, I am truly sorry.

I want to explain that my decision to change my name was not made with the intention of causing any harm or offense to anyone. I simply thought it was a funny and memorable name, and I did not fully consider the impact it would have on others.

Now that I realize my mistake, I have taken steps to correct it. I have officially changed my name back to my original name, and I have made efforts to inform those who were affected by my name change.

Please know that I value and respect the relationships I have with those around me, and I never intended to jeopardize those relationships with my actions. I hope that you can accept my apology and that we can move forward from this situation.

Sincerely, Jimmy Ballkicker

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Dear Quandale Dingle,

I am writing this letter to express my deepest apologies for my actions that caused you so much pain and distress. I am so sorry that I ate your beloved pet goldfish. It was a thoughtless and insensitive act, and I cannot even begin to imagine how devastated you must have felt when you found out what had happened.

I realize now that what I did was incredibly wrong and that there is no excuse for my behavior. I understand that your goldfish was more than just a pet; it was a member of your family, and its loss is something that cannot be replaced.

Please know that I take full responsibility for my actions, and I am willing to do anything to make it right. I am prepared to compensate you for the loss of your pet in any way that I can. I also promise that I will never make such a mistake again.

Once again, I am truly sorry for my actions and any pain that I have caused you. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me, and that we can move past this and continue our relationship.

Sincerely, Quavante Zingleton

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My luv 2 you :gun: ~ <3 (pew pew) * with rizz

I hope this letter finds you well. There's something that's been weighing heavily on my heart, and I can no longer keep it inside. I am writing this letter to confess my love for you.

From the moment I met you, I knew there was something special about you. You have a kind heart, a beautiful smile, and a contagious laugh that always brightens up my day. Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat, and I can't help but feel a rush of emotions.

Over time, I've come to realize that these feelings are more than just a simple crush. I am deeply and madly in love with you. You are the sunshine in my life, and I can't imagine a day without you.

I love the way you make me feel, the way you look at me, and the way you understand me like no one else can. You bring out the best in me, and I am grateful for every moment that we spend together.

I know that we come from different backgrounds, and we have different interests and passions. But I truly believe that our differences make us stronger, and I am willing to learn from you and grow together as a couple.

I want to be there for you through thick and thin, to share in your joys and sorrows, and to build a life together filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures.

I understand that this confession might come as a surprise to you, and I don't want to pressure you into anything. I just want you to know how much you mean to me and how much I care for you. I respect your feelings and your decision, and I will support you no matter what.

If you feel the same way about me, then I would be the happiest person in the world. And if not, then I will still cherish our friendship and be grateful for every moment that we've spent together.

Thank you for reading this letter, and for being a wonderful person in my life. I love you more than words can express, and I hope that we can build a beautiful future together.