#relateble

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato - quickfunnyjokes

[cryingprincess13]

Me fr

[ineedibuprofen]

guys. guys. guys. i love. lesbians.

[lifairys]

THISSSS

[just-a-speck]

yall are not gonna believe this the most boomer ass shit happened lmao ok so we have a family WhatsApp group and someone posted a pic of my dead grandma and everyone sent crying emoji full on 😭😭😭😭😭 (I'll not get into how these same mothafuckas didn't care one bit how she was doing when alive) and. My dad, my own blood and kin, my own self, my progenitor, the one who spilt the seed o was brought forth from, he sends and i wish I was making up 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 and when asked by one of the cousins seid it had tears coming out so I thought it was crying.

[athamad]

My wallet after l buy thousands of literature books that l will finish in 30 years

[ramblings-of-a-coward]

Jaiden overhead Forever talking about getting married and VISIBLY STARTLED

[thattripleabattery]

“Biology class is really newtcore”, I tell myself as I go back to school tomorrow, being required to take a biology class for my degree. It is the only thing keeping me sane

[pearlparty]

So I manage a movie theater, and we had 2 girls come in to watch Elvis, and while I was passing them to open the doors to their theater, I heard one of them say, “Girl, this is, like, one of the biggest obsessions I’ve ever had…” in a hushed voice.

Queen, if you’re out there, I see you, and I completely relate.

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver – Anon

[whizzer-fashion]

I'm always thinking "god i wish i was writing an diary 6 month ago when that thing happend" and I will also be thinking "god i wish i was writing an diary 6 month ago when that thing happend" in 6 months.

But that is not gonna stop me from not writing an diary!

[kriskrossapplesauce05]

A lil comic based on what happend recently and reminded me how nice it feels when someone enjoys your company :)

[macropheliancheese]

[chronicallyillteengirl]

[sadlittledude]

When you're scrolling your home page and then you see one of your own posts and are like:

w h y

[still-nix-d-goffic]