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why you're annoying

aquarius: elbow people in your sleep

cancer: you pace constantly even in public

libra: you apologize before you even start talking

pisces: your eyes are like half closed all the time

virgo: you cant text

gemini: you are loud and send long winded texts

capricorn: you forget your own birthday

aries: someone always has to stop you from doing something potentailly dangerous

leo: you guilt trip people into giving you food

sagittarius: you lose your phone, wallet or keys twice a week at least

scorpio: no one hears from you unless you want them to be a part of a weird embarrassing project

taurus: you end every sentence with " so like I'm gunna go to mccdonalds now..."

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Your strange & dark documentary series title

Pisces sun: smiling, Pisces moon: cigarette , Pisces rising: of the opera

Capricorn sun: baby , Capricorn moon: bondage , Capricorn rising: of tech

Leo sun: civil , Leo moon: bombshell , Leo rising: of the dead

Taurus sun: semifinal , Taurus moon: edge , Taurus rising: of icons

Sagittarius sun: heart-felt, Sagittarius moon: gambling , Sagittarius rising:of vaudville

Libra sun: caribbean, Libra moon: pretentiousness , Libra rising:of comedy

Virgo sun: Sensei , Virgo moon: over-the-top , Virgo Rising: bluegrass

Scorpio sun: starry ,Scorpio moon: valley , Scorpio rising: of the written word

Gemini sun: expensive Gemini moon: craft , Gemini rising: bluejay

Cancer sun: "safe" , Cancer moon: corniess , Cancer rising: of horror

Aries sun: fireball , Aries moon: demon , Aries rising : of blockbuster

Aquarius sun: icy , Aquarius moon: jet-setter , Aquarius rising: teletubby

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Sun + Ascendant

Sun

Aries: focused

Taurus: trendy

Scorpio: powerful

Gemini: distant

Leo: proud

Virgo: perceptive

Libra: feminine

Cancer: sensitive

Capricorn: serious

Sagittarius: goofy

Aquarius: obscure

Pisces: evasive

Ascendant

Aries: yet obvious

Taurus: yet cool

Gemini: yet extroverted

Cancer: yet angelic

Leo: yet soft

Libra: yet confused

Scorpio: yet dark

Sagittarius: yet free-spirited

Capricorn: yet masculine

Aquarius: yet weird

Pisces: yet caring

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Guide to understanding the Signs (sun/moon) *fill in the blank*

_____________ for Dummies

(also the name of your new perfume line)

Aries: Passion Hunting

Taurus: Elegant Lust

Gemini: Witty Mischief

Cancer: Nurturing Cuddles

Leo: Fierce sunshine

Virgo: Prim virtue

Libra: Charming Aphrodite

Scorpio: Witchy Seduction

Sagittarius: Hippie Culture

Capricorn: Strong Sarcasm

Aquarius: Eccentric Science

Pisces: Euphoric Haze

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Sag rising

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Sun , Moon

The name you should use to check into hotels

Aries - Cherry , Lush

Taurus -Zara , Garbage

Gemini - Kid, Black

Cancer - Libella, Stelar

Leo - London , Deluxe

Virgo - Summer , Vesuvio

Libra - Sugar , Havana

Scorpio - Benoit , Good

Sagittarius - Bobby , Chic

Capricorn - Smokey , Diddley

Aquarius - Darling, Karina

Pisces - Honey , Ludacris

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Hey! By looking at my Juno Persona Chart, what do you think can be the prominent qualities of my future partner and what can be the scenario where I meet him? Thanks lovely ❣️❣️

Hi! @sabyjunesnow

I see a passionate and intense lover who knows how to be sensitive with you. For some reason I see you meeting in some sort of class setting that expands your mind.

<3

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What vibe/message you embody this week

Aries: Sun - assertive Moon - risk taker Ascendant - of flames

Taurus: Sun - sweet Moon - space Ascendant - of earth

Gemini: Sun - silver Moon - mind Ascedant - of sales

Cancer: Sun - shimmering Moon - tears Ascendant - of secrets

Leo: Sun - roaring Moon - love Ascendant - of praises

Virgo: Sun - fresh Moon - daisy Ascendant - of healing

Libra: Sun - rosy Moon - beauty Ascendant - of the Divine

Scorpio: Sun - cigarette Moon - witch Ascendant - of passion

Sagittarius: Sun - open Moon - atheist Ascendant - of stickers

Capricorn: Sun - jesus Moon - dope Ascendant - of meat

Aquarius: Sun - mental Moon - rabbit Ascendant - of pokemon

Pisces: Sun - goblin Moon - taco Ascendant - of the swings

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Overall, you are...

Aries

sun: lady gaga /moon - angelina jolie /rising - rihanna

Taurus

sun: cher /moon - demi lavato /rising - gigi hadid

Gemini

sun: marilyn monroe /moon- bette davis /rising -naya rivera

Cancer

sun: lana del rey /moon -eartha kitt /rising - mariah carey

Leo

sun: JLO /moon - julia roberts /rising - Meryl streep

Virgo

sun: alexis bledel /moon - nicki minaj /rising - Madonna

Libra

sun: halsey /moon - karlie kloss /rising- alison brie

Scorpio

sun: gabrielle union /moon - alanis morisette /rising -taylor swift

Sagittarius

sun: miley cyrus /moon - naomi campbell /rising - winona ryder

Capricorn

sun: kate moss /moon - stevie nicks /rising - sofia loren

Aquarius

sun: sheryl crowe /moon - diane keaton /rising - aaliyah

Pisces

sun: queen latifah /moon - audrey hepburn /rising - billie eilish

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Astro blurbs

-I've noticed for guys if they have the same moon sign but opposite sun signs they still give off the same vibe

-two people who have conjunct moon-ascendant have like "on each other's team" synastry. the moon one feels inspired by ascendant and ascendant is protective of moon

-fire sun with water moon or vice versa are waaaay more indecisive than Libras

-mercury in 6th people probably are always telling their friends & family to take better care of their health and to take their vitamins eat healthier

-Mars in the 3rd house are extremely ambitious and hard-working when it comes to their career

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The signs as Memes

Aquarius

Pisces

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how the signs contribute to the party

Drinks - Aries proceeds to take role as bartender after bringing 27 cases of vodka

Food - Taurus caters using stolen 6-layer wedding cake

Ambiance - Cancer provides the crib + a swimming pool, imediateley electing themselves as lifeguard

Dance floor - Leo brings own disco ball from home so they can dominate anyone in a 3-hour dance battle

Beer pong - Capricorn starts a tournament takes it too far it turns into gambling ring

Decorations - Pisces brings the 14-foot astrology/UFO mural they made just for this party

Theme - Aquarius comes up with alien

Cute outfits - Libra facilitates interactive, alien costume fashion show

Guests- Gemini invited EVERYBODY even pastor Todd

Drama - Scorpio starts a brawl

Entertainment - Sagittarius keg stands for 20 minute

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cancer venus

sensitive, caring, dependable, sentimental, self-protective, cautious, loving, moody, affectionate, devoted.

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Taurus

Fire Moon: Can seem super chill and go-with-the-flow at first, and they usually are but will do WILD things when they party. Probably love to travel.

Earth Moon: Stubborn, high-strung, darkly creative.

Air Moon: Smart but lazy. Interesting, everyone wants to know them. Mysterious.

Water Moon: Can be highly manipulative but imaginative, in fact beautiful imagination. Idealistic, just wants to have fun but has some control issues. Delicate.

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Memes, part I don’t know:

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

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Aries

with a...

Water Moon is insane but sensitive , tends to let people walk all over them but surrounds themselves with drama when young, but if they grow out of it can be very powerful and do good with their sensitivity

with an Air Moon: very chaotic philanthropist

Earth Moon: Very disciplined and holds back their emotions, probably has a huge wall up. Knows how to get shit done, very intelligent and tends to be physically fit.

Fire Moon: Have you ever met one? I'd run screaming unless you want to fall in love.