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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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The signs as Mellerio earrings
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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The Signs As: Archetypes
Aries - The Divine Masculine, the warrior, the leader
Taurus - The Divine Feminine, the sustainer
Gemini - The Adapter, the story-teller, the communicator, the friend
Cancer - The Divine Mother, protector, guardian
Leo - The King, the monarch, the entertainer
Virgo - The Healer, fixer, worker
Libra - The Mediator, the partner, the ultimate other
Scorpio - The Transformer, the keeper of the zodiac
Sagittarius - The Explorer, the seeker
Capricorn - The Divine Father, the authority, the boss, the builer
Aquarius - The Innovator, the outlier, the rebel
Pisces - The Witness, the artist, the seer
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The signs as One Direction bowling
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
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The signs as Obi-Wan Kenobi's OCD things
Aries: Training himself to sleep less so he has more time for self-recrimination meditation (x)
Taurus: Stroking his beard the same way every time his thoughts are ungrounded (x)
Gemini: Obsessively fretting that his desire to be Good is so strong that he might actually become Bad (#obi wan's darkside contamination fears)
Cancer: Failing at meditation because blank thoughts naturally turn into violent whirlwinds of replaying past mistakes, repeating stupid things he said, taking credit for everything that went wrong ever, and imagining all the horrible things people are saying about him because obviously the whole world revolves around him and is deeply aware of his every error (x, x, x)
Leo:
(x)
Virgo: Minor panic attack upon seeing the disorganized mess that someone told him was going to be a "lab" (x)
Libra: Checking his food every time for evil squid that might be hiding in it (x)
Scorpio: Suns dying is a comforting thought! In fact, death is one of the only thoughts big and grounding enough to induce successful meditation that isn't just an excuse to dwell on anxieties. If suns can die, then the enormous discomfort of being alive probably can die, too. Perspective, hooray! (Brotherhood, Jedi Apprentice, Rogue Planet, etc.)
Sagittarius: Walking into a contaminated building and being instantly aware of every chemical/nuclear/fungal particle that he's being exposed to (x, also Labyrinth of Evil)
Capricorn: Ten-year major depressive episode despite stable and efficient factory job
Aquarius: Buying a suspiciously large amount of industrial-grade sanitizer (x)
Pisces: Immediately putting on his seat-belt the very second he gets on the Millennium Falcon (x)
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People you meet and how their sun/moon correlates to your house signs
1st house : trines their sun sign ( something dark you share together trauma-bond)
2nd house: Something you both posess, material or internal , share similar belongings or have trait you both possess
3rd house: best friends with this sign, a coworker you get along with the most
4th house: people with this sun/ moon sign are like family to you
5th house: you perform have great chemistry with this sign or element
6th house: this sign is gunna kick your ass/challenge you
7th house: you may have an initial attraction to this sign
8th house: this element in general can enable you/has similar bad habits
9th house: foreign people you attract will have their sun sign in this element
10th house: you will be inspired heavily with people who have their sun in this element
11th house: unlikely friends
12th house: tend to mirror you, may be uncomfortable at first but in a good way.
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The Signs as DnD Classes:
(inspired by being mad at sanctuary astrology doing it Wrong)
Aries: Barbarian
Taurus: Paladin
Gemini: Warlock
Cancer: Cleric
Leo: Bard
Virgo: Wizard
Libra: Sorcerer
Scorpio: Rogue
Sagittarius: Monk
Capricorn: Fighter
Aquarius: Artificer
Pisces: Druid
i will gladly elaborate on any of these if prompted
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the signs as witch’s tools & accessories:
aquarius: incense
pisces: chalice
aries: athame
taurus: offering dish
gemini: altar
cancer: cauldron
leo: candle
libra: wand
virgo: broom
scorpio: black salt
sagittarius: tarot cards
capricorn: bells
the signs as types of spells, rituals, practices, etc:
aquarius: crystal healing
pisces: dream work & astral projection
aries: candle magick
taurus: palmistry
gemini: numerology
cancer: water scrying
leo: astrology
libra: sigils
virgo: cleansing & protection spells
scorpio: curses & hexes
sagittarius: tarot divination
capricorn: casting runes
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✨️🍃the signs | cannabis strains:
aries: super silver haze
taurus: tahoe og
gemini: pink runtz
cancer: SFV
leo: animal cookies
virgo: gelato 45
libra: zkittlez
scorpio: chemdawg
sagittarius: purple punch
capricorn: white widow
aquarius: blue dream
pisces: dosidos
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the signs as 90s computer virus names
source: this antivirus names list that came with Windows 98 Plus, these are the filenames I would guess
ARIES: SCREAMING FIST
TAURUS: LADY DEATH
GEMINI: MULTICHILD
CANCER: UNDYING LOVER
LEO: BEHAVIOR DERANGED
VIRGO: DATACRIME
LIBRA: HARDY HARLOT
SCORPIO: VLAD DADDY
SAGITTARIUS: BURGER PIRATE
CAPRICORN: DIAMOND DAMAGE
AQUARIUS: PIXEL LIQUID
PISCES: ANXIETY POPPY
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The signs as Lydia Courteille bracelets
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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the signs as my witchy illustrations 🦋
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The Signs As: SJM Characters (female edition)
This is only their Sun aspect.
Aelin: Aries
Bryce: Taurus
Nesta: Gemini
Elide: Cancer
Mor: Leo
Yrene: Virgo
Lysandra: Libra
Manon: Scorpio
Feyre: Sagittarius
Nesryn: Capricorn
Danika: Aquarius
Elain: Pisces
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