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mybro-oncesaid · 23 days ago

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(On call)

BRO: I'm watching you

Me: im closing my curtains and windows

BRO: do you really think that is enough to stop me?

#my BRO once said #im terrified #mom pick me up im scared

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mybro-oncesaid · 26 days ago

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GO TO SLEEP

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mybro-oncesaid · 1 month ago

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Me: are you falling sick

BRO: yes

Me: are you proud of yourself

BRO: yes.

#my BRO once said #stupid

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mybro-oncesaid · 1 month ago

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"Hello barbie let's go party"

#my BRO once said #lmao #hi ken

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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Friend: ugh, those people (motioning to some people we find annoying). Why are they so smart.

BRO: they're just more... susceptible to knowledge.

#my BRO once said #being susceptible is actually a bad thing guys #connotations of words matter!!#so don't be susceptible to ANYTHING

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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Me: maybe it's like you said. Those taking lit at A Levels will become mcdonalds security guards (referring to some ig reel)

BRO: I thought you'd be flipping burgers

Me: they'd fire me because I burnt too many

BRO: no

BRO: you mean you'd fire the whole place

BRO: you fire the patties. The bread. The shop. The entire building

BRO: YOU FIRE THE PEOPLE

BRO: EVERYTHING FIRE

#my BRO once said #fire #HHAHAHAHAJAJDSKKEOWWOOSS #i died laughing

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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"You are not a goat"

#my BRO once said #baa

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mybro-oncesaid · 3 months ago

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Me: are you a slave to technology

BRO: I don't think you want to hear my answer

Me: what is it

BRO: I'm a slave to you

#my BRO once said #Bro...#i didn't expect that...#how do i feel about this?#i am flabbergasted

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mybro-oncesaid · 3 months ago

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BRO: I feel like... we're more than friends. But not really dating. What are we.

Me: In a situationship.

#my BRO once said #trying to DTR #but failing #can you guys suggest something better #thanks

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mybro-oncesaid · 3 months ago

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"Can you stop quoting me"

#my BRO once said #NEVER

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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Me: (sends the following image)

BRO: I identify as a joke. My pronouns are he/he/he.

#my BRO once said #she's genuinely a delight #she's very funny #don't tell her i said that

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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"What. The. Pong."

#my BRO once said #WHAT IS THIS #😭😭😭

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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"This is why you're such an issue.

You make me go through questionable experiences.

And then unlock a variety of PTSD in me.

Now I can't even see the word touched without thinking of Thursday."

#my BRO once said #sorry BRO :(

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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BRO: I'm going to get PTSD because of you

Me: Because of me? I'm so honoured.

#my BRO once said #hehehehehehe #i'm glad i'll always be on your mind

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mybro-oncesaid · 4 months ago

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"I was under stress. I don't take responsibility for what I said under stress."

#my bro once said

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mybro-oncesaid · 7 months ago

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(Unfortunately she found me)

Me: Going to do everything I can to avoid you

BRO: I'll chase you to the ends of the earth

Me: Let's see it happen

BRO: I will find you

Me: I'm scared

BRO: good that is the point

#damn it

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