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mybro-oncesaid · 7 days ago

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"You are not a goat"

#my BRO once said #baa

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mybro-oncesaid · 26 days ago

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Me: are you a slave to technology

BRO: I don't think you want to hear my answer

Me: what is it

BRO: I'm a slave to you

#my BRO once said #Bro...#i didn't expect that...#how do i feel about this?#i am flabbergasted

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mybro-oncesaid · 30 days ago

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BRO: I feel like... we're more than friends. But not really dating. What are we.

Me: In a situationship.

#my BRO once said #trying to DTR #but failing #can you guys suggest something better #thanks

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mybro-oncesaid · 1 month ago

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"Can you stop quoting me"

#my BRO once said #NEVER

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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Me: (sends the following image)

BRO: I identify as a joke. My pronouns are he/he/he.

#my BRO once said #she's genuinely a delight #she's very funny #don't tell her i said that

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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"What. The. Pong."

#my BRO once said #WHAT IS THIS #😭😭😭

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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"This is why you're such an issue.

You make me go through questionable experiences.

And then unlock a variety of PTSD in me.

Now I can't even see the word touched without thinking of Thursday."

#my BRO once said #sorry BRO :(

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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BRO: I'm going to get PTSD because of you

Me: Because of me? I'm so honoured.

#my BRO once said #hehehehehehe #i'm glad i'll always be on your mind

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mybro-oncesaid · 2 months ago

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"I was under stress. I don't take responsibility for what I said under stress."

#my bro once said

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mybro-oncesaid · 5 months ago

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(Unfortunately she found me)

Me: Going to do everything I can to avoid you

BRO: I'll chase you to the ends of the earth

Me: Let's see it happen

BRO: I will find you

Me: I'm scared

BRO: good that is the point

#damn it

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mybro-oncesaid · 5 months ago

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*BRO sees Block A*

BRO: That's Block Aw Man! I'm at school!

*Block D*

BRO: Block Damn it!

#my bro once said #forgive me i forgot the rest #would the lovely BRO like to help me out?

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mybro-oncesaid · 5 months ago

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Me: Going to do everything I can to avoid you

BRO: I'll chase you to the ends of the earth

Me: Let's see it happen

BRO: I will find you

Me: I'm scared

BRO: good that is the point

#my bro once said #i SWEAR she's a serial killer #your honour i have so much more evidence in this blog #your honour she's crazy #your honour i don't feel safe

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mybro-oncesaid · 5 months ago

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Me: Hello sunshine

BRO: Why do you have to use pet names

Me: I just wanted to say hello

BRO: You could say hello without them

Me: Hello

BRO: Hello indeed my beloved

#my bro once said #she's so creepy #mom pick me up im scared

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mybro-oncesaid · 5 months ago

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"I was waiting for you to admit that you like my humour and sarcasm. But it's okay, baby steps. One day we'll get there."

#my bro once said #...#ok BRO #let's wait for the day to come #(it never will)

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mybro-oncesaid · 7 months ago

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Why does everyone look good in Madrid

#my bro once said #tell me MORE BRO #she refused to tell me more #im insulted #worry not gang #I'll pry it out of her

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mybro-oncesaid · 1 year ago

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"I reserve one finger just for you."

#my BRO once said #oh im not too sure #which finger?

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