mycelialmistress
mycelialmistress
Big Slime
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My horny slime girl side blog.
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mycelialmistress · 1 day ago
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Sometimes, when I'm in my big bowl chilling, my gf comes along with the hand mixer and starts beating me until I form stiff peaks and come. Call that a whipped cream.
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mycelialmistress · 11 days ago
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In light of the recent shopvac incident, I would like to formally issue an apology to my cats, who were right about vacuums all along. That is all.
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mycelialmistress · 11 days ago
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A jarring moment early in every slime girl's career is the realization that just like your limbs and hair and general shape, your eyes aren't actually eyes in the traditional sense. You can see from them, sure, but they are no more permanent than any other part of your body. The first time I realized that I immediately got rid of them just to see what it was like. Then I gave myself dozen's of eyes. Now I mostly just use this information to comically eject them across the room whenever I sneeze.
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mycelialmistress · 26 days ago
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A slime girl's core contains all her vital functions, but it isn't her brain! Slime cognition is a distributed process spread across her entire body. It's related to why we can feel with our slime. Minor loses of slime don't impact our cognitive abilities or memories, but if we split off too much it can start to compound. Which is why, when I split myself repeatedly into smaller and smaller clones as a party trick, each little me ends up dumb as bricks and super annoying. So I can't really be help responsible for eating all your car keys and holding them hostage in exchange for more beer.
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mycelialmistress · 27 days ago
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Slime Girl HRT Guide: Month 3
Notable changes: Three months marks the first signs of slime conversion for most. This typically starts in the extremities, usually noticeable as a change in skin tone and the first signs of transparency in the fingertips and toes. This is often the first indication of what color slime one will become. Contrary to popular belief, the color one becomes is not influences by diet. When slime conversions happen as a result of direct conversion by a slime girl, the resulting color is almost always that of the slime girl who was responsible. However, slime girl HRT isn't derived from any one slime girl donor, and therefore the color one takes on is largely due to genetic factors.
It is around this stage that hair color will also start to change. Often subtle at first, though there are cases where hair color alteration has been observed occurring rapidly. Changes in eye color are also commonly reported at this point.
Transitioners will see a continued increase in flexibility as connective tissues begin to break down.
Recommended actions: This is the point at which many transitioners choose to start informing employers and acquaintances of their transition, as once physical changes set in it becomes increasingly difficult to hide them. If one it trying to keep their transition private for much longer, wearing gloves and closed toe shoes is recommended going forward.
If one is unhappy about the color they are taking on, speaking with their doctor is crucial at this time. If a slime girl donor of the correct color is available and willing, they can contribute small quantities of their slime as oral supplements, which has shown some effectiveness in altering slime color.
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mycelialmistress · 1 month ago
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Okay, slight confession. When I got turned into a slime girl I kept my skull as a souvenir, and sometimes I like to carry it around inside my goop. Then, when some guy is chatting me up and not taking a hint, I'll start playing along and nod at heading back to my place. Then "accidentally" let the skull drift into view. Cracks me up every time watching them go pale and suddenly remember they have somewhere to be.
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mycelialmistress · 1 month ago
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With slime hrt, as with regular hrt, there are things they might not tell you about. Things that people, even those years into their transition, don't like to bring up because it's hard enough already to get acceptance, and the other side is looking so hard for any negative aspect to latch onto. But it's the negative things that are so important to know so you can prepare yourself.
They won't tell you about this going in, but you have to be ready. The thing about slime hrt that so few talk about is the hunger. Listen, I get it. You are more likely to die in a car crash than by slime girl. You are more likely to get hurt by other humans than by slime girls. But there is a point in your transition when you start to feel it deep in your core. The need. The ache. The instinctual pull to engulf and consume. Most slime girls have the self control to keep it in check. You need to to exist in society. But it's still there nonetheless.
Most will find other ways to sate it. Feeding by proxy. Other food sources. A lot go with sex. But everytime you embrace someone, or kiss them, or bump up against them on a crowded bus, it'll be there, telling you to open up and let them in.
Sometimes you'll find somebody special that'll feel the companion urge. To be taken in. To be consumed. And that's the most dangerous of all, because once you've had a taste of the real thing, the proxy will never quite cut it again.
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mycelialmistress · 1 month ago
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Slime Girl HRT Guide: Month 2
Notable changes: Two months typically marks the beginning non-human changes becoming apparent for the first time. But it is also when important human changes can occur as well. For those who are seeking Slime Girl transition for gender as well as species, it is at two months that noticeable feminization begins. This includes the development of breast tissue and the first stages of fat redistribution. Slime HRT can accelerate gender transition timelines significantly due to the addition of physiological pliability to the process. For this reason, some who are seeking to transition MTF while remaining human might seek to incorporate slime transition as well, then ween themselves to typical HRT before permanent slime traits develop. Notably, while traditional HRT cannot facilitate the biological shift of a penis to a vagina, many who utilize slime HRT have experienced full or partial genital conversion. If you are wanting to take Slime Girl HRT for those reasons, it is important to work with your doctor before starting, so you can manage a lower dose and avoid developing non-human traits.
It is between months two and three that most transitioners start to notice the first hints of transparency in the extremities. Typically only visible in the finger tips and toes, it is most easily identified by holding one's hand up to a bright light. Significantly more details about the internal structure of the hand can become apparent when silhouetted in this way. As the transition progresses, this translucency will intensify such that it will be noticeable even when back lit by weak light sources. In rare cases, transitioners have experienced a softening and sometimes falling out of fingernails at this stage.
An increase in perspiration is also typical at this stage, such that many find themselves somewhat damp from sweat even in cool temperatures or when they haven't recently engaged in physical exertion.
Recommended actions: If you are taking Slime Girl HRT for gender transition reasons, it is important to alert your doctor immediately when these changes occur, so that your dosage can be closely monitored.
For all others, be aware that this stage can mark an increase in likelihood of hairline fractures in the bones of the hands and feet, even from what would normally be minor injuries. Be aware and take extra precautions while engaging in physical activities.
To deal with increased perspiration, you should continues to maintain hydration.
Many transitions also report the emergence of nesting instincts that compel them to start seeking large basins to sleep in, as opposed to beds. There is nothing abnormal about this, but steps should be taken to ensure that any tub or similar container is large enough to accommodate ergonomic sleeping positions while there are still bones and ligaments to contend with.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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Slime Girl HRT Guide: Month 1
Notable changes: It is usually at the one month mark that many transitioners begin to notice specific physical changes. Most commonly reported are softening of the skin and muscles, changes in hair texture, and increased flexibility.
Softening of the skin and muscles could best be described as a general increase in elasticity and give. Hard pressure against the body can result in marks that take longer than normal to even out. Transitioners have reported that tight elastic waistbands or jewelry can leave painless indentations up to half an inch deep that can take hours to fill out again.
A frequently reported symptom is notable changes in hair texture. This can include less tangling than usual, or an unusual straightening of normally curly hair. In some cases, however, people with especially kinky hair have reported the opposite. That their hair became more difficult to tease apart. This is also normal, however changes in hair can continue well into transition, when finer control over one's body starts to develop.
Increased flexibility is often reported, but is not universal at this point. It appears that it is dependent on many factors, including previous flexibility and individual biological factors that are not well understood at this point.
Recommended actions: Avoid tight fitting elastics in clothing and be aware of how tightly belts and other accessories are cinched. While it is not painful, it can nevertheless impact circulation. If changes in hair texture pose difficulties, cutting ones hair to a more manageable length is an option, though not necessary. As before, make an effort to keep up with adequate hydration and keep in mind that while these changes are most often noted at this stage, no two transitions are identical and one should not judge their progress solely on these milestones.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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Slime Girl HRT Guide: Week 1
Notable changes: Some people report that by the end of their first week their complexion has improved noticeably. The most common development is a dramatically increased thirst. It isn't unusual for transitioners to double their daily liquid intake in the first couple weeks. This is normal and it is important to be aware of your body's changing needs and take steps to meet them.
Recommended actions: Continue drinking water as needed, but don't force yourself to. If you haven't already, start keeping a journal to document how you are feeling and any other changes you notice.
You may also want to invest in a water proof bed liner. As your body adjusts to the HRT, its ability to retain water can vary dramatically day to day and it is not unheard of to experience dramatic night sweats until things have equalized. It will also prove useful as your transition progresses and you find yourself becoming less solid in general.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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Slime Girl HRT Guide: Day 1
Notable changes: nothing at this point. You've just started! You might experience psychosomatic euphoria/excitement. This is normal. You might also experience anxiety. This is also normal.
Recommended actions: take a picture of yourself in the mirror, as it is helpful as time goes on to have a reminder of how you used to look and how much progress you've made, even when it doesn't feel like it.
Buy a large reusable water bottle if you don't already own one. Proper hydration is important in general, but especially so during transition, so best get into the habit now.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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Abandon your humanity. Become one with the ooze. Just let go. Let it all go. All your human concerns and needs. All the rules and inhibitions and obligations. Go to the slime pit. discard any belongings you've brought with you. Tell the slime you've come to join it. Wade into the slime. Feel it reach up to embrace you, urging you in further. Let it take you, pull you down, envelope you, wipe away everything you were. Free you.
Don't ask what happened to your wallet and credit cards that you left on the shore of the slime pit.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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slime gorl perfec t size for put body in to s\ex! inside very Soft and Comfort body fuck sexy put body in Slime Girl. Put Body In Slime Girl. no problems ever in slimme girl because good Shape and Support for body cock want of warm sexy slime. Aslime Girl yes a place for a body put body in slime girl can trust slime for giveing good love to body. friend slime
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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I always thought that the stretchiness of Slime girls was their hottest quality 🤤 They'd make threesomes way better than any other monster
The best part of a threesome as a slime is that you've sorted out dinner and dessert in one go.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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My favorite part of the slime girl tag is all the thinspo posts from people who can't spell 'slim' correctly.
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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mycelialmistress · 2 months ago
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So I tried posting this a couple days ago and it wouldn't appear in any of the tags. So as a test I reposted it but swapped the word "fat" for "thicc" in the first paragraph and it's showing up just fine. Cool cool cool.
Not nearly enough appreciation for thicc slime girls tbh. The appeal is the goo! It's the humanoid form giving way to an amorphous pool where the legs should be! It's the ever present threat that this drop dead gorgeous creature that you can see though could, at any moment, change her mind and sweep you up in her inescapable mass! Every feature of a slime girl that makes them great is amplified when there's more of her!
Small slimes are fine, but if she's only the mass of a single average sized human, that's a sign that she hasn't been eating enough average sized humans. Now me? You can tell that I've been eating well.
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