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here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??

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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

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tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

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AS A PILOT SEES THE WORLD......

A Lake in Pomerania, Poland

Amsterdam

Athens

Bac Son Valley, Vietnam

Barcelona

Bern

Cape Town

Central Park, New York City

Chicago

Dubai

Dubrovnik

Giza Pyramids, Egypt

Mali, Maldives

Mangroves in New Caledonia

Marina Bay, Dubai

Maze at Longleat, England

Meskendir Valley, Turkey

Mexico City

Moscow

Namib Desert, Namibia

Niagara Falls, U.S.A.

Paris

Rio de Janeiro

Seattle

Shanghai

Terraced Rice Fields, China

Tulip Fields, The Netherlands

Vancouver

Vatican City

Venice

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so anyway, i started red dead redemption 2

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“OK. I lied earlier. THIS was the highlight of my parenting week. Sending my 13-year-old daughter into the store for (whispers) “feminine hygiene products,” and having the following text exchange. I died, she gave me life, I died again. And she drew an illustration, on the spot, ON HER PHONE, to drive her point home.“

– Belinda Hankins, shared on Facebook.

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me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.

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Come get this dick-fil-a

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Its kinda gloomy out today.

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Ok so I was at the kwik shop on fort the other day and I saw this outside the fire station...... it was on fire.

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That's a big tire I'm glad I didn't have to deliver it.

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I hate needles

I donat plasma twice a week for some extra money.( To buy myself games or the kids toys or to get gifts for the girlfriend. But mostly it just goes to bills.) But I hate the way the needle feels while it's in my skin. 🤢

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Australians, What’s The Deal Here?

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So zim got something cool for his birthday. A Stanley jr workbench. With real tools this is so cool I'm a little jealous.