mydadisdracula

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"It's like the Truman Show for ants, Son." 🐜 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Pinch that like button with your mandible, share this comic to lift 10 times your weight, mingle with the colony in the comments, follow with notifications ON to get on that scent trail, and bite into that sugary goodness if MDiD helps you smash thru the glass of daily toil!!

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"What does WebMD say about 'ominous' and 'glowing,' Son?" 🔮 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Peer into the future of MDiD and get every new comic early on Patreon!

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"Thirsty people can't get enough of me, Son!" 💧 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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"You never know when you might need this lock we forgot the combination to, Son." 📌 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Slam that like button, clutter up the comments, and organize a repost if you'd love to find MDiD in your junk drawer!

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"Son, you could say your old man is lookin' like a snack." 🥪 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Wake up that like button, repost to help others find their way to the kitchen, don't forget the condiments in the comments, follow with notifications ON to know when it’s midnight o'clock, and make a snack of joining my Patreon if MDiD always hits the spot!!!

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"And they say anticipation is the best spice, Son." 🌶️ https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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Can you handle the extreme flavor of a new MDiD?? ⤵️ https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-comic-my-135164323 Get a taste right HERE ☝️

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"Yule win Son of the Year." 🎅 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Ring in that like button, carol in the comments, embrace the holiday spirit with a share, and fa-la-la-la-la with a follow if MDiD always makes you merry!

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"And be careful with that skip button, Son, or a lot will pass you by." ⏸️ https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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"Son, if you're going to make art, make it unavoidable." 🎈 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Pop that like button, get banal in the comments, and replicate a repost if MDiD is easy fun!

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"Great value? That's my bag, Son!" 🥣 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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"Einstein called this phenomenon 'spooky action at a distance.’ Am I spooky, Son?” ⚛️ https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula Drop a quark on that like button, collide particles in the comments, quantum entangle with a share, and get new comics faster than the speed of light on Patreon if you love MDiD across any distance!

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"Son, this is not my dirty dish in the sink." 🕴️ https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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"Pass the ketchup? Go long, Son." 😵‍💫 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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You'll never guess how Drac will be dressed next...

Take a peek at his wardrobe reveal HERE ⤵️ https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-comic-my-134800939

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And then there were three... but which three???

Decide dad's future HERE ⤵️

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"Son, the secret to success is sticktoitiveness." 🪵 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula