good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed
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me watching the met gala every fucking year
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this is still the best tweet ever made
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Y’all really interpreted “no one is entitled to your presence or your time” to mean “treat the people around you like video game NPCs and explain nothing.”
Y’all keep doing this thing where you push good advice to a place where it becomes mean and devoid of empathy; there is really a difference between self-care and total self-interest.
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when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong
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me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan
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So I saw Venom today and
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