objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
reblogging for one year celebration of survivor releasing reading, if you are so inclined!
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games), Star Wars: Jedi: Survivor (Video Game), Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Merrical, Cal Kestis/Merrin
Characters: Cal Kestis, Merrin (Star Wars), Kleya Marki, Vel Sartha, The Mantis Crew (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Heist, Action/Adventure, Action & Romance, Espionage, Established Relationship, Merrical does a Heist, Smut, Lots of story with a delightful smut filling, They like to kiss what can I say?, Be Merrical and Do Crime, Survivor Spoilers in the background, Undercover Battle Couple, Stefon voice: It has everything!, Fluffy smutty action adventure with our favorite Nightsister and psychometric Jedi, The plot is the bread and the smut is the delicious filling of this full three course meal of a fic, Cal and Merrin are hilarious actually, A surprising amount of flirting for an Established Relationship, Gratuitous Fashion Descriptions
Summary:
A heist! Cal and Merrin take the opportunity to steal from the Empire on Coruscant. The plan involves going undercover, pretending to be married, espionage, fancy clothes, and stealing.
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people