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HELP

my crush is trying to get me to tell her more about my crush when SHES MY CRUSH and i dont think she likes me

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why exactly is supernatural trending on Netflix.

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Not to brag but-

I just got off the phone with my mom and we were talking and she brings up the fact that i used to be a model and that in NY I have a fan club. Like miss gurl also we were on call until 3am and she did not give a fuck. we both love staying up late

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so uh i may or may not be dating both keith and donald now

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nvm we back together

True love <3

so me and my boyfriend have this argument thing where he calls me a nerd and im like im a geek and then

and then in June i got hit by a car and then this dumbass texts me that he got ran over and im like babe WHAT and he was fighting a kid and didnt see the car coming

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so uh he broke up with me-

True love <3

so me and my boyfriend have this argument thing where he calls me a nerd and im like im a geek and then

and then in June i got hit by a car and then this dumbass texts me that he got ran over and im like babe WHAT and he was fighting a kid and didnt see the car coming

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YALL THIS BOY IS NOW GOING ON A BIKE RIDE I TOLD HIM HE NEEDS TO REST AND HE WAS LIKE IM FINE LIKE BABE UR NOT

True love <3

so me and my boyfriend have this argument thing where he calls me a nerd and im like im a geek and then

and then in June i got hit by a car and then this dumbass texts me that he got ran over and im like babe WHAT and he was fighting a kid and didnt see the car coming

[myfriendarestupid]

True love <3

so me and my boyfriend have this argument thing where he calls me a nerd and im like im a geek and then

and then in June i got hit by a car and then this dumbass texts me that he got ran over and im like babe WHAT and he was fighting a kid and didnt see the car coming

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YALL I-

So a couple days ago i was talking to Donald (like normal) and he was like im not the sharpest tool in the shed, im on clearance at home depot and like B A B E-

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Tag urself as my friends

Me: crying while listening to MCR because I scraped my knee and it hurts

Keith: hitting himself with a pan so he can sleep (i have no idea why im dating this bitch)

Donald: Vibing to music (instead of facetiming with me)

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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED

grandpa: The party will be after the funeral

me: wait who died

grandpa: Aunt Beta

me: HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME

grandpa: your not going to the funeral

me: um yes i am

grandpa: *turns to my dad* is she going

dad: im not going but if someone is and wants to take her then she can

grandpa: your brother probably isnt going

*brother then walks out of the kitchen*

me: *going to the steps* are you going to the funeral?

brother: *looks confused*

me: Aunt Beta died

brother: oop

me: No the proper gen z slang to use would be "f in the chat" or "L" *goes upstairs into grandmother's room* So was anyone gonna tell me that Aunt Beta died or was I supposed to figure that out myself

grandmother: I thought you already knew

me: * leaves and goes into my room and starts crying then goes on tumblr and writes whatever this is*

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this isnt something my friend said but it was in a dream

Levi: I don't wanna sleep and your gonna be up watching movies

Me: Levi just fake your death till morning

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Is Twenty One Pilots The Chain Smokers?

my friend Izzy

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Talking about Twenty One Pilots

friend: I thought this song was made for just for Suicide Squad

me: Knowing Tyler and Josh probably not

friend: who?

me: Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, the members of Twenty One Pilots  

friend: did everyone else leave I thought there were like six

me: no that was Panic! At The Disco