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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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men used to go to war smh

Boy do I have some good news for you

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Sever your dæmon. Kill god. Abandon love.

i think abt the part in the golden compass where it was noted that if your daemon chose to assume the form of a fish or some kind of ocean dwelling creature you could never leave the water again. at best you could dock, maybe walk a bit away from the shore, but that's it. chained to the water because your physical soul form commands it.

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Ramen so hot you have to use the edge of your sleeve to pick the Pyrex measuring cup out of the microwave.

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So 4th dimensional beings could read us like books… what a thought.

the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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in another life, i would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

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i haven't been very active here, so i'm gonna try to upload all my recent works to fix that! i'm currently in my jayvik era so i have a lot of them to share

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This is the only way they can research productively

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#If we came back before the lights turned on we would have chores to do

This is a legitimate and damaging cultural shift for all involved parties and it needs to be addressed.

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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

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#Cool

I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3

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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3