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But I've never see double-o-zero-7
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Julie: psst
Kiki: yeah?
Julie: what's 'boner'?
Kiki: ... an erect penis
Julie: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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"Is ice considered a food?"
-Julianne
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Kiki: Have you ever heard of Little House on the Prairie?
Julianne: What is prairie?
Kiki: It's like-
Julianne: Like pray-ree? You do a lot of praying?
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"Can you make breadcrumbs out of bread?"
Julianne
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Illegal and legal
"Is this illegal? ... Is there such a word for illegal and legal?"
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Julianne: Why is it called mole-ass? Sonia: It's molasses!
Julianne and Sonia
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I get lonely this time at night...
Julianne
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(struggling up a huge snow mountain made from a plow)
Julianne: I WILL CONCUR THIS MOUNTAIN!!
Sammy: IT'S CONQUER! You can't agree with a mountain! You're trying to climb it!!
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(During christmas family dinner)
Julianne: Question - who celebrates Hanukkah? The Jews?
Us: ... yes
Julianne: Ah ok. Is it different from Christmas?
Us: ... extremely
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"Do you say I take my belt off or I take my belt out?"
Julianne
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"Why is it called mole if this is called guaca mole?" (gesturing between a mole sauce and guacamole in a mexican restaurant)
-Julianne
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"I don't wanna buy the cap and gown... unless I'm a vampire and I keep all of the hats on the wall"
Julianne
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