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I like coffee now. How long was I gone from this hellsite?
One time I will be mistaken for a zombie, but it will be just me without enough sleep and late for something
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Can someone put some dates on these posts? Need to know when I was online the last time
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One time I will be mistaken for a zombie, but it will be just me without enough sleep and late for something
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It does not help that the new ones remind me of a family guy character which just finished his mid life crisis. Prove to me that this is made by whoever thought they could make good money with Tumblr and bought it for too much money and I will never speak of this again.
For the love of God. Either show more complicated gameplay or get someone to play with an IQ with more than one digit. Because one day the game ads on this site will make my brain bleed out and I will still be able to solve the levels in the game ads.
#game ads#tumblr#staff#im getting a headache#i would like to burn the servers but im usong this site#family guy
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In this post op actually so op they can see their own stats
Lead us to the land behind the 4th wall
why do u people keep calling me ‘op’ my stats aren’t THAT high..
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Is the Venusaur of this version one with caramel on the popped corn?
popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺
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Every. Time. I. Don't. Read. The. URL.
I was on a video call to my friends and I was feeling pretty tired so I told them that I was going to hang up so I could go and take a nap and then they all stared at me and in unison said, “You can’t go to sleep if you haven’t woken up yet,” and then I was viscerally thrown into the waking world in a cold sweat.
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An arapaima is about as long as Texas is wide, if nobody here ever saw an arapaima

make room for fish
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Once again I read the post and the name later. Always a welcome experience.
I met the old gods and death had her titties out.
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There is an axis leading from this to Lovecraft and I like this end. Is there of something like this?
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Another addition to my folder
This is important.
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"Pay for my lemonade out of your miserable paycheck or my daddy is gonna fire you."

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Reblog like this? Cause I want broken stuff
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
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Not accurate. It's just raining.
Reblog this and put in the tags "I am" and put the first tag that pops up for it.
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I would say for both it is a matter of the exact speed. Because at some point the iron is just gonna kill you, which as far as I know does lead to not feeling pain, while the tofu is gonna leave you in a bad shape with a lot of hurt. Problem here is also how pain measuring is not an exact science.

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For the love of God. Either show more complicated gameplay or get someone to play with an IQ with more than one digit. Because one day the game ads on this site will make my brain bleed out and I will still be able to solve the levels in the game ads.
#game ads#tumblr#staff#im getting a headache#i would like to burn the servers but im usong this site
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