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#fridayselfie - because there is a huge lack of selfies at the moment!
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One of the most photographed sceneries in Tübingen. January is quite warm this year. I'm still looking for a nice January-like motive, but it looks more like February/March outside. So I'll go and hunt for some snowdrops 🥀 (next to tulips, one of my favourite flowers ❤) soon. #Tübingen #Neckarbrücke #winterwhereareyouthough (hier: Neckarbrücke)
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Over the hills and far away. We laughed about German idioms (the most funny "Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei" and "Klappe zu, Affe tot.") He had Jack, I was with Jim. However, it is difficult to spend time virtually together. Especially when you are someone, who has to participate, because otherwise you fade away. Which I do. A lot. I like to "be" somewhere. Which is ironic, because I am with someone, who is basically not here. Who is only real for me, in my apartment, on my screens and speakers of my digital devices. Well. In the end I participated a little bit. Because it's a waste to live on such a high ground and to miss the fireworks, because he exists only in your room. I felt the cold wind. I heard the noises. I smelled the air. I saw the fireworks miles away. The moon smiling over me. Yes. He should have been here. Next to me. Holding me. Keeping me warm. But there were just Jim and me. And a dark mass of strangers. Happy new Year, everyone. (hier: Tübingen, Germany)
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Advent. Zwischen all dem Kommerz und Voyeurismus, dem zwanghaften Konsum von teuren Getränken und Essen und zwanghaftem Beisammensein, kann man, wenn man kurz inne halten kann ohne angerempelt zu werden, immer noch einen Hauch von Magie entdecken. Weihnachten war und ist immer noch ein mysteriöses Fest, verbunden mit dem Licht, was die schier endlos erscheinende Dunkelheit des nordeuropäischen Winters nicht ganz so hart erscheinen lässt. Ich war also am Mittwoch dann doch mal wieder auf dem Esslinger Weihnachtsmarkt und fand es mal wieder ganz besonders schön, vor allem, da er noch nicht ganz so überfüllt war, wie sonst. Esslingen, du zauberhafte Stadt. #Esslingen #weihnachtsmarktesslingen #Mittelalterlich #besinnlich (hier: Mittelalterlicher Markt Esslingen)
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Was gibt es Romantischeres, als mit der Baby-Nichte vorm Stuttgarter Weihnachtsmarkt zu posieren? Hoffentlich setzt sich mein Spitzname Tant-rum durch. #Familienzeit #ersteradvent #eswirdtradition #undesschneite #Stuttgart (hier: Stuttgarter Weihnachtsmarkt)
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Pfefferminzingwertee und den dritten Teil von #Silber lesen... Ich mag Sonntage. 😊 #cozysunday #buchstaubsauger
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#throwback best... Pizza... Ever. Maybe a little bit too much meat for my taste. But gee... Peanut and teriyakisauce on a Pizza, that was my dream. #dominopizza #pizzadream #foodporn
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When you're leaving the store, kind of drained, kind of depressed, into the cold fresh night with rain drops falling on you like gentle tears and you turn your head onto the left, recognising something sparkling - and no, it wasn't a vampire from the twilight universe - and you see roses swimming on a fountainlike basin, then you smile and send a big thank you to the owner, of the flowerstore next door, because he usually have them outside and it felt once more like a lovely gift he just left for the world. #thingsthatmakeyousmile #roses #Tübingen (hier: Florian Blumen)
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#throwback - I spent this year's #Halloween with my brothers family. We made a trip to Insel Mainau at Konstanz, where I used to live before I moved to Tübingen. It was pretty intense for me, not only because of the perfect sunny cool autumn weather, but also because I realised how much I miss this place actually. And how much my life has changed - and myself. Not only with wearing those glasses. 🤓I hope that I will visit this place with my own tiny family someday sooner or later. :) #constance #Konstanz #inselmainau #Herbst #see #lake #Bodensee #throwbackthoughts (hier: Insel Mainau)
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If you actually wanted to cook pasta with pesto because there isn't much choices and you see, that the pasta you wanted to prepare is the home of moth babies now. So you have to use all your cooking skills you obtained of being mostly a student and living by your own within the last ten years. And... Tadaaa you kind of chant an awesome tomatoe-sauce. We ate it with rice. And I had some saladd, because I love saladd. 💖 and Pizza. Because we were hungry. #gingerforeverybody #tomatoedream #tomatosauce #foodlove
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How To Tell The Difference Between Metal Genres
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. * DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. * BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan. * GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. * DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story. * PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist. * GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* GRINDCORE The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves… * Gothic Metal The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity. * Industrial Metal The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. * Speed Metal Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone’s screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she’s been deflowered; the dragon and the princess are still looking for the one who caused this. * Christian Metal The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank’ the protagonist he replies, “Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”
* SYMPHONIC METAL The protagonist enters the lair of the dragon with a full choir and orchestra, and the princess sings notes so high-pitched that she makes the dragon go deaf. The dragon tries to burn them all to death, but all of the members of the choir sing so loudly and unified, that it creates a protective bubble, which only grows in strength from the lead guitarist’s solo later in the song, and the flames bounce back and the dragon ends up killing itself while everyone escapes.
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Well I love the progressive guy very much, where are you to save me? Otherwise Ill turn into the dragon... 😎

Voyage of Slaves - Victorious [EP] (2012)
Listen and download their EP on Bandcamp
Just heard of these guys from the Akron Deathfest flyer and their logo was a damn viking boat. They’re fucking awesome too and would highly recommend them. It’s like thrashified power death metal. Definitely groovy and some serious shreddage is going on. Makes me think of Kalmah.
Click the link above to check them out on Bandcamp!
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Well I love the progressive guy very much, where are you to save me? Otherwise Ill turn into the dragon... 😎

Voyage of Slaves - Victorious [EP] (2012)
Listen and download their EP on Bandcamp
Just heard of these guys from the Akron Deathfest flyer and their logo was a damn viking boat. They’re fucking awesome too and would highly recommend them. It’s like thrashified power death metal. Definitely groovy and some serious shreddage is going on. Makes me think of Kalmah.
Click the link above to check them out on Bandcamp!
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Bester (Glücks)Tee und super #kirschkuchen (hätte die Torte bestellen sollen, die war wirklich bombastisch 😃) im Café im Schloss Glatt! Schönen Ostermontag noch! 😊 #caféimschlossglatt #ostermontag #teeundkuchen #glückstee #teatime (hier: Café im Schloß Glatt)
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Geht Liebe wirklich durch den Magen? Falls ja, wird mein zukünftiger wahrscheinlich fett und an einem Herzinfarkt sterben. Haha. #wordsofwisdom #food #plate #serranoham
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